So this bitch wanted to date and I didn't fuck for 3 months so hell yeah anons I ofc said yes.
I tried to find a way to impress her so I rented a nice car for 2 days 1 day before the date.
I'm all happy and gassed up even bought new sneakers for 250euro's, fresh haircut and all.
Decide to visit the carwash 2 hours before the date. After cleaning my car I recieve a text message with her saying: "sorry but I've to disappoint you".
Wasted 500euro's, any way to kys fast and painless?
This actually happend.
>>2756767
New car, you inside, over the pier
>>2756767
i can't find painless on yobit
what about visiting drunk bicthes in the bar, matey?
drive them home on the backseat of your rented car, if you know what i mean
You guys realize this is all Vitalik's fault right?
>>2756742
Why?
Is he forced you to buy something?
>>2756750
He manipulated the market by misleading people with the EEA which caused massive exposure to the alt coin market and caused this bubble to rapidly form which was unsustainable and has now popped.
>>2756790
>"misleading people"
Ahahahahahah
Fair: No Pre-Pumps - No Collaboration Pumps
Pumping unregulated markets is not illegal. We can talk about ethics...sure
save it for court cunt.
reported.
https://www.sec.gov/investor/alerts/ia_virtualcurrencies.pdf
thanks for advertising your group on here. thought you cunts had smartened up, another tip off submitted.
:^)
Mfw I just bought another 100k DGB.
>>2756695
Literally throwing away money.
>>2756695
Mfw I did the same.
200 sats
>lurk at bitcoin since 2011 (was 19 yo)
>dig a bit to understand how it works
>try to buy some in 2012
>it's kind of complicated (never did a transfer bank in my life,)
>sites are all more or less fishy
>lot of FUD around
>drop it
>Mt. Gox happens in 2014
>distrustful.jpg
>look a bit during the next 6 months
>it's losing value
>find it still expensive ("wtf 200 euros just for a coin ?")
>forget about it
>no money anyway
>frequent /biz/ increasingly in april
>see it's skyrocketting
>June 2017
>finally 1000 euros of savings
>decide to make an effort and invest 500
>FOMO.jpg
>invest few weeks or so after the ATH
>since then already lost 180
>don't know if I should buy in the dip or cash out everything
>don't know what to do
>don't really want to cash out because Bittrex and Coinbase will probably rip me off with fees and I will looke like a retard if the dips stops
>just hodl like a retard
I'm not that upset about the money because I can afford to lose it, I just feel retarded, is there a way to feel less retarded and a place to actually learn from intelligent traders ?
Why is it that I and so many people starte buying bitcoin in June? I can't even remember how I heard of or wanted to purchase Bitcoin, and a lot of others seemed to get the same idea at the same time....
18spooky36me
Just hodl noob.
This happens all the time, the desperation posts just make this place fun.
>>2756693
Me too anon.
I was thinking of buying when eth was still under $40 but didn't until June
Was SysBro right all along?
He warned us months ago
He was always right. Everyone was so mean to him so he would never answer any of my questions about himself because he probably thought I was a meanie too.
>>2756654
is this an infographic for ants?
>bought on a "dip" last saturday ($245)
>it's now under $200
>>2756620
You didn't need to buy anything, anon. You just needed to be yourself. You've always been the dip.
IM THE SAME
I'M GOING TO HIRE A CHEAP HOOKER TONIGHT AND FUCK HER WHILE PLAYING "BIG SPENDER" ON MY STEREO.
...THEN APOLOGIZE TO HER AFTERWARDS
Keep buying to lower your average.
>tfw losing every dime but don't even give a shit
Who /numb/ here? It feels like I'm cursed to a life of wageslaving and poverty but I've just accepted it at this point. Like a woman being raped who just gives into it after she realizes she can't fight it.
this is me
I'm a raped woman but with i've got AIDS
>only put in what your willing to lose
I accepting that my money was gone that day I started. I'm still having fun.
I'm all in, sold my BTC, bought several losing coins such as $Strat $VIA $DCR $ZEC
all my money is on this crypto stuff (300k usd now, down from 515k)
Let's see if God exists
>>2756602
Godspeed, anon.
>>2756602
Like that god that rewards greed? Which one is that?
$dcr? Good choice Anon. Riding this baby all the way to the top.
How likely do you think it is for bitcoin to hit 1k$?
At this point I feel like $500 is realistic.
>>2756569
Oh, very likely.
I'm predicting about ~$10 or ~$15 in four years.
>>2756569
I don't think it's likely. 85 percent of the mining hashpower said they are ready to switch to segwit on July 20th, which means no fork. Which means probably a huge rise.
Reversal or dead cat bounce?
I am considering putting a decent amount of my wagecuck poverty payheck in even though I've been holding through all this shit and have already lost 40% of my $1800 investment.
Dollar. Cost. Averageing.
Less profit, less losses.
Wait bro, crashes are likely going to crash. Keep an eye out for a good entry point, buy your coin then dont check again until december. ANS is a good bet too, about 90% of my portfolio
>>2756587
Yes, but as a poor 20-something college dropout whose only joy is going out with friends on his days off and getting pussy/snorting coke/etc, I would rather use it to have fun and make bigger payments on my debt then invest in something that is going to keep tanking short-term.
I need guidance my nigs. Please don't troll or FUD.
What are futures? Do they tell me the future price? Why doesn't everyone use futures to determine if we're going bull or bear mode?
>>2756556
From investopedia:
>Futures are financial contracts obligating the buyer to purchase an asset or the seller to sell an asset, such as a physical commodity or a financial instrument, at a predetermined future date and price.
What does this mean? People are agreeing on contracts that are for a set price. So if people are settling for lower and lower prices, that means they believe whatever assets they are trading will fall, and want to lock in any price before they get left holding the bag. So they are called futures because they are contracts set for what people think the price will be worth in the future.
>>2756582
Minister you Satoshi
>>2756607
I have no idea what you just said, but I realized I forgot to answer your last question. The reason why not everyone uses them is that they are just people reacting to the market as well. You can think of it as another indicator. It's not 100% accurate. They can help in predicting and seeing what sentiment is like though, but it won't be a guiding beacon to finding perfect prices.
CFI - Cofound.it has reached below 3000 sat. Sorry, this coin died.
If the goal of who was knocking the coin was to kill it, congratulations, you did it.
Shut up faggot
>>2756545
Everything went down faggot
>>2756545
I have faith. It's going to reach $10 for sure!
>this will be a top 5 coin in the end of the month
>>2756531
How about SteemDollar; Is it similar to tether ?
What is with this coin? On the site it says:
"Every tether is always backed 1-to-1, by traditionalcurrency held in our reserves. So 1 USDâ‚® is always equivalent to 1 USD."
Does this mean it can't rise? I'm confused newfag help
>about to commit suicide
>helium tank/gas mask assembly complete
>equip mask
>turn on tank
>lay face up on bed
>close eyes
>mom opens door
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>deep breath
>attempt to begin speech
>forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs
>the words "Ethereum is under 200..." come out in the squeekiest, queerest fucking chipmunk voice
>mfw she died laughing and left
>>2756491
i laughed. thanks, op.
>>2756491
>she died laughing and left
RIP She is no longer with us on this Earth