Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 8800. page

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Wanna see more of her?

Every thing you correctly guess of her or him, i'll post more
Requests allowed

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/b/ how do I tell if I'm in love? Pic related

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Mathematical Theory of Everything

BD = PAT
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T(dr)

I'll explain better but it sort of needs a public space.

Does anybody know what site offers the fastest way to provide a public URL so people can watch me stream live? Or berate me live. If it's the theory of everything, then I should be able to deal with both kinds, right?

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So /pol/ I went DEEP down the rabbit hole. Politically, spiritually, mentally, emotionally and theoretically. I have pretty much for the most part figured out the majority of things that most humans in this world wouldn't even tread on in their entire lives. Evil... Good... Upper levels of society, conspiracies, evil governments, pizza, horrible things in this world, dimensions, outer space... It doesn't fucking matter. At least not to me. I just don't give a fuck anymore about it in my life at this point. Bring on the aliums, apocalypse and every political paranormal thing you can throw at me. I just don't fucking care. I don't even care about death. Shit doesn't matter. We will all get a second go around anyway. Might as well just chill out and have good times until shit hits the fan. I think the biggest thing I got out of the knowledge I have gained is that I have nothing to fear. It is all really gay. I don't care if I am an ant in this world or the universe that can easily be squashed. I really just want to help out my community as a firefighter and have an adventurous life. Once you take a shit ton of redpills like I have.... You realize that you can either shit yourself and become a scared crazy looney or you can just chill out and whoever decides to fuck with you can fuck with you. Anyone can torture me, kill me, rob me, eat my soul, put me in another dimension.... It doesn't fucking matter. If someone does that to me they are the assholes. I'll still be me. Even if my mind is fucked with my soul is still the same.
The redpill has brought me back to local society. Starting with my community. I know in actuality it won't do much but being a firefighter will be more fulfilling than the majority of working class jobs out there.

>TL;DR just chill out about the universe. people are assholes and whether or not conspiracies are real don't matter. go help out your community or other people and if bad things happen to you so what

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/b/ my life is a fucking nightmare. i'm in a doctorate program but i'm losing my fucking mind. i've never hugged a girl. i'm a disgusting monster. i'm smart enough i guess but i can't figure out how to fucking hug a girl. i'm alone all the fucking time. i hate being alive.

god i can't stop thinking about death

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ITT: Pov Feet pics!

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I douche my anus daily in the shower.

I enjoy feeling "cleansed"

I also enjoy cutting up and smooshing the poops down the drain with high-pressured water from my douche.

Does anyone else douche daily?

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hi /b/! im creating my own language (write fag here)
so far i have all the rules set down and i will show them to you over the course of this post but i wanted peoples input on a lot of things and maybe suggestions for speeding the process up.

okay so lets go with a simple sentance just to start off (i will include a link to the translator im working on as well but its obviously not nearly done i only have a few hundred words of vocab)

okay so the sentence "There is a boy in my house." becomes : "ganr a mutmer dinir urik."

the way this is pronounced differs on the formality, since I am being informal with you it would be pronounced "gan ah moot din oorik."

as you can see there isn't a word for A that sort of gets skipped and the sentence literally translates "there is boy in my house"

here is the link to the translator i am working on several words a night, i hope you guys can give me suggestions i even named a word after /b/!

there are only a few hundred words in the language right now as i was more preoccupied with setting the rules for all of the prefixes and such.
https://lingojam. com/Hakoor (remove spaces)

hope you have some good ideas /b/!

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I'm done with /b/. I'm done with 4chan.

I've been coming here since I was a summerfag in 2008. The first post I ever saw was somebody else also saying they're leaving forever, and now I'm following suit.

This place used to be about porn and memes. That was it. But now the jokes have gone too far. Now you managed to meme a man to the White House who has absolutely no idea what he's doing. The worst part is knowing I was part of it. I spent years making racist jokes because we were all anonymous, and the shock humor was hilarious. People looked at 4chan and were disgusted and wanted nothing to do with us, and we were ok with that. But as I grew up and the time on this site was less and less, some of you pushed the memes and jokes too far. It got to a point during the election where I could tell when fake news was made up by 4chan because for years, I was part of that, I helped make conspiracy posts like that all the time. Yet when tens of millions of retarded Americans begin to believe them and the entire course of human history is fucked in the ass,

Even though I haven't been on here a lot in the past couple of years, I'm to blame for shit storm the entire world is about to go into, and all of you are to blame too. The worse part is pictures like this one that I saw a lot when I first began digging down the rabbit hole, ones that I laughed at as a joke, they're fucking true. This site ruined me and it's going to ruin each and every one of you. So I hope I see you all in hell.

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Kik

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Woman who's lives 4chan completely ruined.

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Reasons not to kill yourself. Go -

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Share your secret stories, youre anonymous so not much fuckin point being shy

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/b/, I need some love advice.

> Cute 14 y/o girl messages 16 y/o me
> We talk a bit, have a lot in common. She used to live here in "Y" but I never knew her. She lives in "V", 3 hours away.
> FF one month, she tells me she likes me. I didn't even consider this or consider that I liked her, but I realized I did.
> Flirt hard for a while. This is the first online girl I've actually liked and not just used for nudes. This girl doesn't even send nudes, trust me I tried. She holds my attention for hours without having to get naked.
> FF 10 more months, we've had a few fights, gone a few weeks at a time without talking, but we always come back to each other. I ask her to be my girlfriend, the distance made it seem impossible in the past but I really wanted it.
> She says yes! We have a great night together, on the phone, playing fucking Movie Star Planet and acting retarded to the other online players like we always did.
>Long story short, we talked that night a lot but the next 2 days, no messages from her. I log into her account and see she's had super long convo with this guy from her school all day, but never replied to me.
> I read the messages, she told him about me and how she said yes because she didn't want to hurt me by saying no.
> I overreact, act like she fucking murdered my family. We don't talk for 2 months.
> Again, we come back to each other. No flirting this time though.
> We are great friends again for another 10 months. She's told me she has feelings for me a few times but since the last time i can;t trust it. I always ignore it and tell her I just think of her as a friend now.
> FF to 3 months ago. I'm in the back of my van, high as fuck on shrooms, watching the sunrise and dozens of hot air balloons at a balloon rally and I'm as happy as I have ever felt. But something keeps bugging me. I wish she was here. I can't stop thinking how this moment would be perfect if only she was here with me.

cont.

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Imma comin' homes mumma