oh s/fur...
> s/fur survey
http://www.strawpoll.me/11817785/r
Bros I'm mad bored. So, tattoo thread I guess. Post your best or shittiest tattoos!
I went to high school with this kid a few years back. This was apparently a cover-up of something. I want to know what was so bad that it needed this prison tattoo to cover it up.
>tattoo
A permanent mark on your skin labeling you a complete and total dumbass unqualified for anything requiring even a small amount of intelligence for the rest of your life.
>>714383194
>executive VP in a fortune 500 company (my old boss)
>tatted and sleeved
>no one cared
It's not 1975 grandpa.
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
interview for it coop, boss asks me what my greatest personal acheivment is, tell him my lol rank, get hired on the spot. turns out he plays video games too
that totally happened
Asked if I had any special skills in this interview...
I farted for 13 seconds straight.
I wanna titfuck my sister
Pic related
>>714383644
why havent you
loved her in the earlier thread post more
I've heard fucking a woman who has had kids is like "throwing a hot dog down a hallway." I've also heard there's no difference, pussy is still tight.. What's your experience?
No difference at all and I know for a fact one of them had natural childbirth. Things apparently snap back into shape just fine.
The one that felt the most like throwing a hotdog down a hallway had never had kids. I dunno why she was like that. If it's just genetics or maybe she got it on with dragon dildoes nightly. Could have really been either one in her case.
2 kids, mid 30's. still tight enough. it depends if the woman works on her muscles down there post kids. also depends on dick size of course
>>714380135
I have never thrown a hotdog down a hallway so I wouldn't know
rolly pollies
Check'em
>>714384121
gangsta
r8 me, /b/
>>714381237
lose weight and shave
you look a lot like me /10
>>714381341
show pic
I'm looking for advice on the best hidden camera that I can put into a bathroom. I will be staying with my in laws for Christmas and my wife's 2 sisters will be there. I have been dreaming about them since I met her.
Pic is unrelated but is same body type of both sisters, both are professional ballet and modern dancers
>>714381991
Who is this goy? Nice shoop friend.
bump with another pic
rlrlrlrlrl
>>714381573
rawl
>>714381573
there is no win,only meh
jb/10
Unilad said Maisie williams topless pic leaked? Anyone got it?
*pic unrelated*
bump
look on reddit
There are only two, both decent ass shots I guess but her back is turned in both (good cus we dont get to see her face : ^ ) )
http://www.strawpoll.me/11817943
well?
44 is the Father of this Country. Trump may be president in January, but Barack Obama shall remain the ever present Conscience of America.
A renegade democrat who came out of obscurity to upset the political establishment, he inherited the Global Order of American supremacy that has existed since World War Two. Against isolationist populism, he has been a guardian of American power atop the Global Order. And he has won all of his elections, handily. He is the only living political entity who effectively communicated, like a prophet, the collectivist, multiethnic future of this country. America will be the most diverse multicultural democracy in the history of the world and only Obama has managed to see and relay that vision for us, like a prophet, and still manage to win races.
Blacks voted for him, Hispanics voted for him, working class whites voted for him. As the leader of a coalition of voters that represents the future of this country, 44 has earned his title: Father of the Fatherland. The first president of a new America.
No matter what happens next, this country will soon exist just as Obama has foretold us it will exist. People of all races united under a star spangled banner that dominates the Earth.
>>714379964
I sort of get why you went with "father of the fatherland" but that's always been more of a eruopean/russian thing to say. "fatherland this, motherland that"
maybe work on the writing a bit more.
Bullshit. He will forever be known as the guy who couldn't do anything. He couldn't get the country to work. Biggest non-working group in history. Economy sucks and never recovered. He got elected because he was black. He will be remembered as a fucking joke
more like daddyo of the country
CELEB THREAD PART 3
can anyone confirm this jlaw or not?
Does losing weight really add inches to your dick? If so, what are some quick ways to lose weight?
Amphetamines
stop eating
>>714378551
pic OP?
TRIBUTE THREAD
POST girls you want me to TRIBUTE
>>714383193
Got it
hey guys, i did it. got laid from a girl i matched up with on tinder yesterday.
another chick talking to currently
>>714380526
better picture of the girl