Today we write a letter to Moot, two word responses please.
Dear Moot
I need
Sincerely,
Lashanda
Great letter
Enemy Sniper! Get Dow-
oh fuck man do-
Guys, it looks safe now, I thi-
I'm massaging my gf while she's on her phone.
Well little does she know that in fact I am also taking pics of her ass to post it on /b/ !
Interested in her, bros ?
Massage her anus with your tongue. Post results.
Yes please
>>714398148
Me is
>>714398192
This
Dubs gets her instagram trips gets her doggy spread
Damn, I could sure go for that
you can't even get trips anymore moot took them away
>>714398346
Well then dubs
How smart is /b/ ?
042
>>714397490
/thread
>>714397380
666. the number of ze beast?
I Give up!
Ive been looking for a hilarious 10 year old video mashup of Bush, Kerry, Albright and other USA politicians saying crazy shit like:
*We've got better hair
*Nazi Stormtroopers
*Purge America
With a rock/metal track playing and some video editing. May have been hosted on Ebaums at one stage.
I have looked for several years without success...
If you havent seen it, it is worth waiting around for someone to link to it.
bump?
Really? Noone?
why are you bumping? i thought you said you'd given up.
ITT: We work at the WTC
Date: september 11, 2001
The first plane hits when someone gets trips
Quads unleash the second plane
oops
>>714397842
allahu akbar, friend
>>714397842
I'm only here to throw myself off the roof anyway
>Hello there, bitch. Are you comfortable right now? I doubt it. Wrists and ankles chained. Gagged. Probably blind folded. You are disoriented and scared, too, I would imagine. Perfectly normal, under the circumstances. For a little while, at least, you need to get your shit together and listen to this tape. It is very relevant to your situation. I’m going to tell you, in detail, why you have been kidnapped, what’s going to happen to you and how long you’ll be here.
>>714397620
>I don’t know the details of your capture, because this tape is being created July 23rd,1993 as a general advisory tape for future female captives. The information I’m going to give you is based on my experience dealing with captives over a period of several years. If, at a future date, there are any major changes in our procedures, the tape will be upgraded.
Bumping out of interesr
>>714397634
>Now, you are obviously here against your will, totally helpless, don’t know where you’re at, don’t know what’s gonna happen to you. You’re very scared or very pissed off. I’m sure that you’ve already tried to get your wrists and ankles loose, and know you can’t. Now you’re just waiting to see what’s gonna happen next. You probably think you’re gonna be raped and you’re fuckin’ sure right about that. Our primary interest is in what you’ve got between your legs. You’ll be raped thoroughly and repeatedly, in every hole you’ve got. Because, basically, you’ve been snatched and brought here for us to train and use as a sex slave. Sound kind of far out? Well, I suppose it is to the uninitiated, but we do it all the time. It’s gonna take a lot of adjustment on your part, and you’re not gonna like it a fuckin’ bit. But I don’t give a big rat’s ass about that. It’s not like you’re gonna have any choice about the matter.
Which one and which hole?
olivia, pussy
>>714397376
perfect
Atheists literally believe there was absolutely nothing, not even empty space, and then in a few billionths of a second all the mass and energy in the universe just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
It's so ridiculous when you sit down and think it through.
>>714394719
Atheists are those who lack a belief in gods. Nothing to do with genesis of the Cosmos.
Nice troll attempt, fagski
Roll
>>714395358
Roll
>>714395358
roll
rolling for Mia
post pics and tell stories of one-legged amputee girls you know
>first day of college
>walking to find class
>see one legged amputee girl with false limb walking around
>she's wearing sporty booty shorts and a tank
>never been so at attention in my life.
>say fuck it to classes and follow her around a bit.
>end up showing up to class an hour late.
>next day I'm walking up to my dorm and I see her getting into the elevator
>quickly get in with her
>awkward silence.
>"so...the weather is pretty nice"
>she just looks down and away.
>"I said the fucking weather is pretty nice, you one legged fuckstick."
>she perks up like a balloon.
>looks at me.
>I get off the elevator.
>"Nice to meet you." I said.
>next day walking to class
>she hobbles up and slaps me across the face.
>I ask her if she wants to get dinner.
>she just hobbles away.
Cont?
>>714397285
dude that's retarded but continue anyway
>>714396919
Idk any one legged amputees but I went to school with a girl who was retarded. She ended up choking on her throw up in her sleep and dying.
Probably for the best
Who else gets these little fuckers in their throats? how do you get rid of them
>>714397341
smoker?
>>714397341
Your breath must be the worst
>>714397341
disgusting. you should die.
Debating on trying shrooms. Yay/nay? Experiences? Stories?
>21
>about to finish semester
>would do with a 9.5 blonde
Live near Los Angeles as well. What spots would be dope if it is worth trying?
bump
It ain't gonna suck itself
Guess you'll have to settle for your hand again.
>>714394421
Usually I settle for women