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Roll whatever for nudes

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CELEB THREAD PART 4!!

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name my band

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Socialist Kike friend.
Roll dubs for what I type next.
>hes gotta respond between messages

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/b/... how do i get a gf with my acne problem?

i have never kissed or even held hands with one.

all my friends have grirlfriends and they make out in front of me and go out with them and i just stay here at home playing Minecraft cause im too embarrased to leave the house.

help?

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Story from a while ago but whatever

>Be me, 13 y/o m talking to 13 y/o f
>Met on gay marriage support page
>notgay.jpeg
>She's bi
>We hit it off well
>Talk for a few months, heavy flirting
>Lived 15 minutes away, no car
>Abruptly stops talking to me and deletes all social media
>Whatever.png
>Turns out started dating abusive JROTC faggot
>Made her stop talking to everyone
>She breaks up with him, he is constantly threatening to beat her as a result
>Calls me crying
>Talk for 4 hours about how she loves him and she's trying to change him.
>Cucked.mp3
>Line cuts short and she doesn't answer when I try to call back.
>Go weeks worrying about her.
>Send a few texts asking if she's okay.
>Get a call at 2 am, startling me awake
>Get excited
>Answer the phone, immediately hear unclear screaming.
>JROTC Faggot on the line
>Tells me if I contact her again he'll kill me. Line goes dead.
>Sad as fuck for a couple months but eventually say fuck it.
>FF to 2 years
>Random friend request
>It's her
>Immediately accept and call her
>Still had her number saved just in case
>Talk to her, find out JROTC Faggot moved away
>feelsgoodman
>Still lives 15 minutes away, still no car.
>Talk for a while, flirting again.
>Goes on for about 4 months
>Too scared to ask her out because JROTC Faggot for all intents and purposes better looking
>Flirt a little
>Abruptly stops talking to me again.
>Goddammit
>Text her to tell her to fuck off, delete her from Facebook
>FF 2 years 17 y/o now
>Been lifting, tri-sport athlete, on the stocky side but pretty confident
>Another friend request
>It's her
>Holding baby in profile pic
>Fuck.txt
>Still excited tho
>Message her, come to find out JROTC Faggot knocked her up
cont.

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/b/, What do you think of our healthcare system?
I am 20 years old, and currently owe around 5000 in medical. With no way to pay for it, most of it has gone to collections.

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penis size rank

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11818218

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if you find this heart breaking whore slut attractive today is your lucky day
dubs=tits
trips= facebook, IG and snapchat

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Why do so many people now like Justin Bieber? He's still a faggot. Am I the only one who hates him?

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Wide Hips... Post your best...

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So 2016 is coming to and end, and before the year leaves, I want to make fun of those liberals and feminist/SJW who still cry for Trump winning the election (Especially california).

I was thinking of creating a Hashtag with #ShiTrump, but before taking it to tumblr and specially twitter here's what we need to do:

>We go to reddit and write some post of how awful is that Trump is our president (Make sure it looks like a SJW is writing that shit then post the link here)
>We go to that post and reply saying some shit like "Yeah I can believe Hillary lost" "Not my president"
>Fake accounts on tumblr
>In the reddit post start a thread where you're saying something like #shiTrump where you post some shit stained underwear in your profile (This will aply for tumblr and Twitter)
>Take it to twitter with #shiTrump and also posting shit stained underwear, Also use the #Feminist to get those sluts.
>Make sure any fucking feminist and SJW believes it and start taking pictures of their dirty underwear.
>Make it viral
>Make fun of those fuckers one more time

Sounds fun huh? well we need you anon, come on, only one more time before 2016 dies.

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Woke up feeling like this...fuck my ex lol