Imma comin' homes mumma
stop right there nigga
WHERE YOU GOING BOY
Not so fast fucker
Hunger Games Thread. (Again!)
First 24 Tributes with a name and a Picture are in.
Let's go.
Nickelback
Lord Farquaad
AnonGreen
Relatives you want to fuck thread and general incest stories
>>714388401
>Catalog
older sister
creeps from anon's sister from a few threads back?
Ok /B/, I'm currently 19 and being kicked out of my family's home cause they want me to leave. I work at a fast food restaurant and make about 8.40 an hour, and I usually get around 30-35 hours a week. Why should I do? I'm also currently broke until Monday. My plan was to go to college and study law
>>714388444
Get a roommate and split rent, look someone up on craigslist.
>>714388444
If you aren't smart enough to get a scholarship you shouldn't study law. You're a loser and deserve to be homeless. Go prostitute yourself.
Try and get a fucking scholarship n sheeit
If you're name gets called you must sleep
>go the fuck to bed Matthew
>>714388292
Jake go to sleep
>>714388292
John go to sleep
>>714388292
shut the fuck up mom
Craig
Should I hit it? Yea or nay?
>>714388820
A pussy is a pussy.
>>714388820
hit it with a fucking bible
>>714388820
Its a fucking occasion, a thing like that. Its like fucking a demon.
Go for it. Godspeed.
So this pic came across my newsfeed on FB. A friend of my younger sister from some small hick town in Ohio; she's in South Carolina with her family for thanksgiving break.
>posts this photo of them eating out for dinner
>her bitch friends from Ohio jump in and say that it's too much for a girl her age and size
>she gets upset and agrees
>her family jump in and defend her saying its a normal portion for a girl
>dad goes full blown CYBER POLIZEI BAKTRAKING CONSEQUENCES
>she messages my sister saying she is having a shit thanksgiving and her holiday is ruined
Is this really a child's/girl's portion in the US? I mean she ate it all and was happy with it, so no problem there. I couldn't eat all that in one sitting though. Could you? What exactly do you feed a pre-teen girl to keep her healthy?
Yes, that is a perfectly portioned dish of bait.
Who fucking cares
LYYL thread
https://youtu.be/es5AHeoY0Eg
>>714384345
>LYYL
Learn Yachting Yourself Later?
Promised an anon that I would upload these 6 may_marmalade videos to mega and post them here when I got home from work. Hope you don't miss them, anon.
Here are the first two:
https://mega.nz/#!9RYTDQgR!Lx-Ex2w8luvecXPsmPMsTJiAaAZZoiPR8Zf1rSGWjo4
https://mega.nz/#!MMJCWS6L!0qO-4qiuyLelrzBGXm_VqkSn1POGZAVidyefAn8a2_w
Here are the 4 videos that another anon had recorded himself and shared with us in one of my previous threads. Thanks again, they're great:
https://mega.nz/#!TRMWgS6R!UPLwbq_TdFd6wycwTWFH1DA0MdOTJjexuaC_Itbi0PI
https://mega.nz/#!Kc9lxT4L!983FR0pfMX_ogBYZ6MtGMxB2HSfC5dHV96jH4_Z0C5c
https://mega.nz/#!TJlHnTLL!7xJUaPQMysbjl0VJ7LfNc_YtSBN8TT9ARSYA2FExZ5Q
https://mega.nz/#!uYdVRIAb!fjpSIORFgE_sx26Uz3Wg-wGW3FB7X8PknFA8OqTd1uA
For anyone who was following my last few threads, I'm still debating whether or not to roll the dice on buying that webcam-archiver account. Another anon got ripped off, and it generally seems shady. He used bitcoin, didn't get his login info, and can't get them to respond via email. I was planning to buy one anyway, and I'm totally down to waste the subscription fee on the off chance that it's not a scam because I really really want those may_marmalade videos, but I can only buy via credit card, and their Terms & Conditions page says they'll need scans of my ID and credit card (with the first 8 digits blocked) in order to verify. I don't know anything about what it takes to steal my identity and take my money, so I'm not comfortable with that. I'm willing to risk 25 bucks, but not all of my money... If I do try and it works out, I'll definitely make that torrent that I was planning, and post it to /t/.
>>714385735
does she fuck in any videos
>>714386082
Nope. Unless a dildo counts, which of course it does not.
I ain't clicking that shit
There is literally nothing wrong with being fat.
>Being greedy is okay when it doesn't deprive others.
>Being lazy is okay when it doesn't leave others more work.
>Being a slob and dying early are just plain okay. Bad ideas, but not wrong.
>No individual fatty meaningfully burdens the healthcare system. It's the collective that's the problem.
fite me fegs
thats fine but dont whine like a bitch when nobody wanna fuck your sorry ass.
Agreed, fatties are morally inferior people but it's not wrong of them to choose to be so. The person itself is immoral, but has committed no immoral act, and therefore should be free of judgement. We do have a moral responsibility to strive to be virtuous, but only insofar as it affects others; if it doesn't, hell, sure, why not just be a pig.
>>714387414
actually many fat fetishists harass me daily asking for sex
my motivation for seeking moral confirmation is not loneliness but respite from the incessant cruelty of my inner dialogue
Just got this bitch lol try get someone in your school
>>714385428
Fake and gay
does it even work?
I love this shit
New YLYL bread
>>714387797
Lost
>>714387797
I don't know, I think I'd rather not.
ITT: prove you have a higher IQ than me
> protip: you can't
My IQ
(Distance resembling height)
Your IQ
>>714385844
Things the most autistic ducking thread I've seen today. That's like asking someone to prove they suck more cock than OP.
>Protip: You can't
>>714385844
With dubs like that I cannot disagree with you.
Anyone else here have anger management problems?
How do you handle the flaming ball of magma inside, /b/?
>pic unrelated
Punch and stuff, punch you mom and stuff, punch grandmom and stuff, whatever stuff you have I punch when mad angry or horn.
I just hold it in
>>714387795
if you let it just burn you long enough it will turn you into a withered husk, like when you absolutely murder a marshmallow over a fire.
you don't feel as angry when youre dead inside.
Hey /b/ros, I'm a virgin, and tomorrow I will be having sex for the first time. But she and I don't know where to have sex at. We don't have a car to go in, and our parents will be home so we can't go there, and we won't be going to any hotel or anything like that. Any suggestions?
Pic unrelated.
>>714387208
Try the secluded backs of graveyards. take some bikes and go riding out to a park or something with a trail.
Are you smack dead in the middle of a large city or some smallish town, what?
>>714387208
public family restroom go to the mall or thee movies and get the big restrooms and lock it
>>714387208
>and we won't be going to any hotel
Why not? All you need is to pay one of your friend's older brother $20 bucks to rent you a room at Red Roof Inn for $55 a night.
What's the big deal? If you don't have $80 for a hotel room you don't deserve to have sex.