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ask a guy who gets at least one number a night while waiting tables anything

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> 3 years ago
> be me, 21
> little bro, A, 19
> A gets a bearded dragon, mom freaks out but he doesn't care. Him and the dragon become inseparable, took him everywhere. Grocery stores, game stores, social events, other people's houses etc. He even let his bearded dragon sleep in his bed with him
> "I know mom isnt too happy I got a reptile, but all in all it was worth it because spending time with him gives me joy."
> A begins to work as well as school plus a gf
> Lived at home for 1 week, then at gf's for 1 week, rinse and repeat
> Gf breaks up with A after 2.5 years, A starts to go out even more to who knows where
> No matter how much time he spent away from home, he always spent time with his bearded dragon on his shoulder or stomach
> September 3rd, 2013
> A went out late at night (he did this regularly, assumingly to help get his mind off of his ex)
> Next morning I get a call from my dad at work
> Tells me A got into an accident last night, drunk driver T-boned driver side at 65 mph, my brother died, my heart sank to my toes
> No one in my family liked reptiles, they wanted to get rid of his dragon, I tell them no and take care of him just like A did. His dragon loves turnip greens and blueberries.
> Fast forward to a month ago
> Dragon isn't doing too good, vets think it's some kind of internal infection, gives me antibiotics to help clear it up
> He gets better and begins to become active once more
> 4 days ago
> Dragon starts acting sporadic, runs around tank headbutting the glass, endlessly running around and around take him out and he calms down. Goes to the edge of the tank (he does this when he wants back in).
> Put him back in and he begins acting strange once more.
> Take him out and on my chest, lay down and cover him with a blanket, A used to do this all the time to put him to sleep
> Wake up the next day and put him in his tank so I can go to work

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I think I hate my mother, or at the very least I don't love her. I am looking for some objective insight on this to prove me wrong.

From the outside (and maybe even from the inside) this probably seems extreme, but hear me out. I am not as far in life as I should be, and almost all the major woes and financial debt in my life can be traced directly to my mother. Now, I'm not saying that the entirety of my situation is her fault, and I know it probably sounds like I'm going into some kind of defense mode or trying to pass the blame (which I have considered I might be doing), but when I reflect back on my whole life, I literally cannot think of a single time she steered myself or my siblings in the right direction, in fact, she usually always made things much worse.

As kids, her ignorance and mental imbalance were damaging. She had all of us under her neurotic little spell and we couldn't see it because we were children. As an adult it's clear as day, and I can't help but feel absolutely nothing for her. Like, if she died, I'd be a little sad, but honestly, I really just wouldn't care that much. If anything I think it might actually be a huge weight off my shoulders. She is a weak, cowardly old woman who always chooses the easy way out, the cheap option, the path of least resistance.

I remember reading a quote somewhere when I was 13 that said something to the effect of "It's amazing how the older I get, the smarter my parents seem." I can't accurately express how untrue I find that statement to be. I am honestly completely ashamed of her. I am embarrassed to be her son, and she is a picture perfect example of everything I never want to become.

Am I being too harsh? Irrational? I'm trying to figure this out because it honestly feels so great to finally just admit to myself that it's not my responsibility to give a shit about her.

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s/fur

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i want your cum in my mouth.

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Have you ever been caught pirating?
Did you get in a trouble?

i'm curious because i know someone who has been doing it off and on for 4 years and they have never even gotten a email or letter.

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roll trips and Ill post pic of me and gf fucking
roll quads and i'll post vids

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Just got a new cock ring and I think it's making my cock look pretty damn good. What's your thoughts b?

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Deutschfaden am Morgen
Der ewige Krebs-Edition
Fragen
1. Seht ihr einen Sinn in Eurem Leben?
2. Cyber-Bullies sind cucks in RL - True or False?
3. Sieht noch wer fern?
4. Mögt ihr Weihnachten auch nicht?

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watched a woman roll her car tonight, lost half her head and drove over a bit of brain matter. let's hear some gore stories, more OC of my ex if the post continues

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Any rich nigga want to buy me gta 5 on steam gamer tag is Tonykills2000

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http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/06/us/mom-fight-back-cnntv-trnd/index.html

Gentlemen?

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Gf pussy/ass rate thread now

Did I do gud

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Anyone want to see more?

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Anyone ever used back page to fuck someone? if so share your experience