ITT: We work at the WTC Date: september 11, 2001 The first

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>>714397842
allahu akbar, friend

>>714397842

I'm only here to throw myself off the roof anyway

I sure am glad I voted for Bush.

>>714397842
Good morning everyone!

roll for termite!

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>>714397958
before you do! you might as well... you know... just close your eyes and open wide.

>>714398036
Morning boss! Seems like a beautiful quadless day eh?

Morning everyone! Last night a buddy and i were having a great debate about jet fuel and steel beams...

>>714397958
Hey hey hey! Did you already pay the jumper toll Buddy?

Lets give that tower a good cunt punt

>>714398239
Oh let me guess, He thought that steel beams could melt?

Looks like that weirdo in accounting bought his 'emergency terror attack oxygen mask and parachute kit' again. What a lunatic

What's that in the sky? It's a bird...

what if quads come first?

and what about the missle...i mean plane into the pentagon? or the mis...i mean plane in shanksville?

>>714398322
Checked

You guys hear a plane?

>>714397842
>God this job sucks. I'd rather be dead!

I quit.

>>714397842
Why not september 12, 2001? We all would have got a day off.

>>714398322
Yeah ! What a total idiot ! I told him 'just wait until my friends at the 70th floor of wtc north tower hear about this tomorrow!'

Who clogged the shitter

Fucking hate my job.. Why can't this building just be fucking hit with a fucking plane and melt this fucking place and everyone in it? Apparently jet fuel can't melt steel beams though.. Shit.. OH FUCK
>>714398444

FREEFALLSPEEDNANOTHERMITENEVERFORGETTI

>>714398444
*CUE EXPLOSION OP*

>>714398444
Oh shit

>>714398444
*dies*

>>714398349
Yeah, and that "guy from the future" thats always raving about this EXACT date did not show up today.... weird huh?

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>>714397924
I don't think this one's actually American...

>>714398444

*Calls from 10th floor*
Hey, what the fuck was that loud bang?

>>714398444
cue the fake "documentary" footage...faggy armed frenchmen.

>>714398444
Oh. My. God! I LEFT THE STOVE ON!!!

Anyone here order pizza?

>>714398444
Shit dude those assholes in that other tower got wrecked

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>>714398322

>>714398551
That was either a fucking plane or dave's fatass mother jumping again

>>714398441
Luckyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hello Hank, did you get that thing I sent you?

Even if jet fuel could melt steel beam why would it?

>>714398669
Fuck the thing you sent me Jerry, THE OTHER TOWER JUST GOT HIT BY A FUCKING PLANE

>>714398444
Oh no. This building has been hit by a plane. The most likely outcome of this occurrence is a collapse of the building, ultimately implying my death. That is bad because I do not wish to die but most likely will. Darn.

>>714398601
Yeah, what fucking losers! Probably too lazy to walk down and just gonna jump!

whats that sound...??

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>>714398555
shit is that ANONther plane??

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>>714397842

>>714398444
If another plane hits.. Itll be like 911 times 1000

So that's why my Jewish friend told me not to come to work today.

Hey Steve is that another plane heading towards this tower?

>>714398833
Oh shit

>>714398860
OH SHIT

I see another plane coming. Maybe if I hurry down the stairs I can make it

It's ok, jet fuel can't melt steel beams. We are fine.

>>714398881
fuk

>>714398833
are those double dub missiles?

I'm glad I retire tomorrow, I hate working tuesdays.

>>714398444
First time i got trips and now I feel bad

>>714398881
>>714398884
>>714398885
Hah! Fuck that plane! Couldnt even hit us!

A plane hitting a building? A million two one odds
Two planes? Now come on thats just silly

>>714398971
well you're burning/suffocating to death so you wont feel bad for long

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sup guys! leftover crack just dropped this awesome new album!

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I wonder if one day experts will be able to explain why THIS fruit increases penis size by 67%?

ITT we are Larry Silverstein and her daughter and we both have meetings in the buildings at impact time but we decide to skip work and rather not go

Omg pretty sure the simpsons predicted there would be a 2nd plane

>>714399037
It was their previous album that was released on 9/11

all good over here

Cant wait to see the falling man

Did someone remember to sign that thermite we got yesterday?

>>714399034
At least im european so I feel small amount of joy

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>>714398579

>>714399123
Never heard of it, is it good?

>>714397842
Anyone seen Larry? He's always here didn't see him today...

>>714399148
You know what gives me joy?
It's been 60 years now, and still only one flag and one person that has ever been to the moon.
60 years you Europeanuts have had to get your shit together. Instead your spending your time converting to islam.

It's so quiet down here in the basement.

>>714398444
GOD I'M LUCKY TO BE A RECEPTIONIST, PEACE OUT CORPORATE SHIT BAGS

>>714399273
He's on a flight from Boston to LA for business; he should be here soon.

>>714399296
FUCK YEAH! ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

>>714398441
you're going nowhere! >>714398444

Hahaha jokes on you guys, im on building 7. Where the real patricians work.

>>714399385
The reception in the WTC was located at the top of the building and the fancy offices at the bottom.
This was done in case of a terrorist attack so nothing of value would be lost.

Why did wtc 7 collapse tho?

>>714399398
he's so lucky,..

>>714399458
Niggers

>>714399092
This guy gets it

Also, I'm Larry Silverstein. How's everybody over there?

>>714399361
Nearly a bit too quiet...

>>714397842
Anyone want some cheese pizza?

>>714399296
Why do all the muricans allways bring up landing to the moon? Is it really the only achievement you consider meaningful?

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"Do I get double payment if another plane hits the other tower?"

If I'm going out, I'm going out with style

rather chilly up here

>>714399738
It is a major event in human history.
We also invented most things you use at a daily basis such as computers, internet, electricity, rockets, modern music and arts etc etc.

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here we GO

boom

Allhua akbar

please kill me

>>714399976
Keep the fucking noise down, I'm trying to play Pokemon Gold.

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>>714397842
incoming

Just another day in the office

>>714400003
Hah! Missed again fucker!

>>714397842
Hey, Richard, can i haz your stapler?

>>714398396
Nah, its just the AC

don't know why everybody cares so much about these towers, they pretty ugly imo

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>>714397842
I sure do love the office Steve

lets gooooo

I have a small dick

>>714397924
>>714398530
>>714398783


Hello muslim Friends. I salir you

>>714400340
Fuck off Gary, can't you see that an airplane just crashed into the north tower?

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>I'll have to take the stairs down

Hi! My name's Bert from the WTC and I would like to ask you, If your house equipped with fire extinguishers?
If not we have a wide range of.. Fuck... Another one hung up on me. Fucking disrespectful lazy bastards!

alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

aaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkbaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>714400615
Oh shit. What we do now? Keep working?

What is tha...

>>714400615
Chill Dick! Gary is the office retard! Just give him the stapler so he doesnt freak out

We're safe in this tower.

>>714400856
r we doe?

>>714400766
>>714400780
Wait SHHHH! Did anyone hear that?

Are they filming something? Independence day part 2?

P

>>714400880
Nah man, there's no way they'll hit two towers

E

W

>>714400792
Yeah Gary! JUST KEEP STAPLING! Hah haaaaa! EVERYTHING IS A OK!

>>714400949
oh ok then. that seems reasonable.

>>714400880
Yeah, this tower has even steelier beams!

Oh hey does anyone have anymore paper for the printer?

>>714400987
Staply stlap staplerino. So about Next week Bbq

>>714400792
Just stay in your office Gary, I'll bring us lunch, I'm just going out for a while.

wow, sure are a lot of faggots that work here

We are ok. Jet fuel cant melt steel beams,right?

Still business

..,

>>714401102
I think its off Gary...

>>714401153
This was for
>>714401058

>>714401112
STOP SAYING THAT!

If someone read this, please delete my browser history and delete the CP folder under "homework" name

Who else wants lunch?

i wish every post ITT was trips

lol, I heard that sandniggers where planning something today. At least here we're safe kek

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Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form--It's ya boy, Guzma!

Hey Linda you look great today !

I'm heading out for a little while. Gary just keep working.

>>714401674
Ok Richard, bring me some Loli magazine

unleash the quads?

Today is a great day to be alive, am I right?

>>714401775
Where would i find such a thing?

I can't wait to go home and see my kids. Man, they grow up so fast

I just love live you know

>>714401674
Was gonna ask to bring some pizza but fucking Gary and his >>714401775

Gary may be dumb, but damn does he give a good dicking!

>>714401880
Oh girl you tell me!

>>714398551
Nothing just joe letting off tom thumbs in the toilet again... get the fuck back to work

>>714401901
Yes... girl...

I WANT TO MAKE A COLOGNE THAT SMELLS LIKE TRIANGLES

Can I hear a plane?

Sounds close

Alahu akbar

>>714401825
Dont even ask man, just say yes. Thought I was getting a headache from the smoke, burning Flesh and agonized screaming from the other tower but nah, its fucking Gary

>>714402084
Yeah Gary smells like fucking cancer all the time.

god save the queen

It's strange that absolutely none of our JEWISH co-workers have shown up today. Is it a kike holiday or something?

>>714402145
cheers, nice day

Holy shit, you guys see what happened to the building next door?

>>714402160
Nah they're probably just stealing some money.

FUK U SCRATCH N SNIFF

>>714402160
nice day to e a non-muslim today

>>714402299
sure hope nothing islam related happens

>>714402126
Yeah! Whats up with that? His face looks like a fucking tumor too

>>714402219
Nah, we're ripping on Gary right now

Glad the plane hit those anons in the opposite building and we are all safe. Glad there isn't another plane towards us.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>714402332
fuckin Gary

Hey guys, sorry im late today.

>>714402364
Yeah, are we even sure that a plane hit the building or did fucking Gary just fuck up again?

Fucking printer's jammed!

I hear some planes are behind schedule today, i hope they catch up. Wife and i are going on vacation tonight

>>714402561
Then unjam it, fucktard

>>714402561
Fucking Gary! I swear to fuck I wish a plane hits us too just so I can get away from that cum crusted filth bucket forever and ever and EVER!

Is Gary still being a nigger?

This just in. Another plane has hit the first building. Trips get

Titanic has hit the pentagon

>>714402832
Yup, extra niggerish today. Wont stop talking about lolis and stapling his dick

yo ho ho ho

>>714403113
I bet you its because he's around all those niggers.

Hitler did nothing wrong because the holocaust never happened. Rape the jews heil obama 1488

>>714403252
Yep! I hear they are... asian niggers too

WHY CANT WE DIE ALREADY?!

>>714403347
So they're chiniggers?

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Guys, is that a set of quadruple digits flying towards us?

>>714403385
I dont fucking know! Just getting real tired of gary... we got toget rid of him Raheem!

kill me

itssss seinfeld

kek pls

>>714403493
My name is Richard you sandnigger.

bark bark, hurry blind man, the building is falling, bark bark

>>714403628
Well this is awkward...

>>714403661
Shut the fuck up you dog piece of shit.

thank god there was only one plane

>>714403825
Hey guys i found a sandnigger what should we do with him?

>>714404152
Yeah! Fuck GarEEM! That stupid sandnigger haaahajah halal oops

>>714404267
Found another one, should we just gas these sandniggers?

Rip tower

all praise to allah!

the windows of my office need cleaning so rolling

Beautiful day today

>>714405253
Good heavens, it's 5:11pm already. That ends my 9 - 5 office day. I'm heading home. Glad there wasn't another plane to hit our building as well.

Take care, guys, see you tomorrow.

I really do love Alan's Snackbars!

It's time to blow

Quads

Boom.

>>714398444
you monster

>>714397842
Hey why is that guy putting bombs everywhere?

Run