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>>722337855
call the ambulance

if your brother dies its your fail

>>722337855
You need to work on your Photoshop skills

>>722337967
Gonna say. That shit is obvious. Go practice Photoshop op

because you won't post their stupid dirty talk here

>>722338180
Women measure your intellectual level of sexual creativity.

Anyone can fuck a bitch. Beta cucks can't talk about it since you need that first-hand experience.

>>722338180
because they don't want to see your cock
they just want to be wanted and that is a huge turn on for many women
even if it don't work for you it gets them off plus see:
>>722338325

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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread

Claim

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>Still kicking

>>722335216
he thought he was attending the Oscars

golden nigger

>>722335216
Trying to destroy oncoming atoms

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you have my permission to fly my bird, spread the word!

Make a decent picture and text first

Looks good bump

>>722338335
Looks like theres something wrong with them like they are part black or something.

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>>722334918

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Stronk!

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Your wish will be granted.

>be me
>staying over at a friends house
>his parents were having a party so we were just keeping to ourselves
>decide to watch a movie in his parents room
>they had a huge tv and we would be away from all the drunk adults
>turn on the VCR
>the tape inside automatically starts playing
>porn comes on the big screen
>immediately stop the tape
>after an awkward silence I start giving my friend shit about his parents watching porn
>we decide we should probably look more into it
>start playing the tape again
>its POV of a guy banging a chick from behind
>after about a minute of it playing the girl being fucked rolls over
>its my friends mom
>we just found his parents sex tape

cont?

>>722337088

Camel tucked burrito.

>>722337088
It's called blue waffle. Don't listen to that faggot above.

>>722337088

I think they're crispy pancakes, as retarded as that sounds

>>722335102
that fantastic voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9dgJwrM7g

>>722334669
>she told me i was better than her current boyfriend
The manipulative bitch might even have been telling the truth, cause I don't see what she could possibly want from me

>>722334669

> is getting the best fuck of her life on Feb 14th.

topkek, i know the guy, she isnt

>>722334669
My ex was an ugly bitch who cheated on me. I pity whoever is fucking her.

CHAAARGE

>>722336875
Alienosairis is a meme

>>722336920
I got rekt

What if dubs? Roll

>>722335842
the chance of dubs is so low that its not even worth considering

9 pls

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Spanks

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Mr Negro

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Your Mom