Help me write part of my suicide note. The rules are dubs gets

>>722327151
Dear President Trump.

>>722327151
This is all your fault

gas the jews and nigger, heil hitler

It is your fault. You've left me hopeless

>>722327151
Hitler did nothing wrong

i masturbated to my mom's facebook

>>722327151
I killed a guy, his corpse is in [add local forest], I can't live with all the guilt any more.

I killed myself because I was a raging homosexual and wanted to do some good in this world (death to all days).

>>722327151
Dear Pikachu,

daddy fondled me

>>722327838
Roll, if we are lucky, the cops will search like crazy.

>>722327871
roll

furries are love, furries are life

It's my mom's fault, her dick was t big enough for my asshole.

>>722327151
2017 was a great year

First of all, I had an Oedipus complex.

>>722327838
rollerino

>>722327838
Reroll, I want this

I've always hated the size of my penis.

>>722327151
I give you a hamburger.

This I'm going to tell is going to be more like a creppypasta I hope you enjoy it
Never put your alarm at 3:33 am it's serious I do not know how I'm counting this but I hope you do not try it I saw how that thing killed all my loved ones, I can not explain what it was because I had a shadow shaped like a beast, it all started When I went to sleep and I heard that something would happen if you put your at 3:33 am and I was very curious and I put it at that time, when the alarm woke me up I felt the whole environment very cold and gloomy when I hear a heartbreaking I shouted in my sister's room and got up and went to her room, to my surprise there was nothing, I turned my back and I felt a very strong blow in my head, and I awoke to marrado and my family was in front of me and That's where I saw that thing as I killed my family, my father got his eyes out with a screwdriver and then I shaved his head with a mallet, my mother the tortoise with a potato peeler, then cut off the limbs with a chainsaw , After seeing that I fainted, I woke up and my sister was not, right now I'm in a psychiatric hospital I do not know where my sister is and I'm about to commit suicide

I hope you like it was invented by me I do not know if it's real

i want daddy trump to fuck me hard

on all levels except physical, i am a wolf

I want to fuck Trump while Baron pegs me asshole

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the cat did it

This isn't a suicide.

>>722328088
winrar

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

>>722328124

>>722327838
Rereroll, pls lord kek, bless me with dubs.

i love the feeling of mom's toothbrush inside my ass while thinking of daddy trump

>>722327838
rolling for this

I did it for Jabba the hut

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I hope you write your suicide note in LaTeX. Don't wanna die a pleb, do you?

>>722327151
/pol/ is always right

I'm sexualy attracted to frogs

If I die and suicide, I'm taking all you fagitz with me.

DEATH TO ALL JAWS!
PRAISE TRUMP. ALI

SAY NIIIGGGGEEEERR

>>722328315
rerolling

The cat killed a guy, his corpse is in [add local forest] and tried to blame it on me.

I just wanna say I am no longer in need of my dildo, it's all yours now Dad.

I left 12000$ in a small chest, hidden under my bed. If it's gone, dad took it away. He will hide it from you mom.

I just can't handle my autistic lust for furries anymore.

The kek has been too much for me. Also, traps arnt gay fkn normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Batman vs Superman is kino.

I'm [someone you're sexualy attracted to]'s father.

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>>722327467
is this op

It's all your fault, Mother, the molestation and anal probing was too much.

>>722328176

>>722328561
reroll

my parents abused me sexually, its all their fault

You'll never find me tresure!

IT IS ZACK HOUGHTON WHO LIVES IN KINGSFOLD'S FAULT, GET HIM!

>>722327151
The gay sex was too much, and no one would want my destroyed ass now.

i masturbate to pics of dead people, they are so hot

>>722328561
rolling

Kekekekekekekek

>>722327151
Whoever is reading this. I love you.

Im mainly doing this because of the neighbors hamster that I shoved up my ass, It's been 3 years and I can still feel him squirming around in there.

I'm sorry I ate all your babies.

>>722327838
roll

i raped a dead cat yesterday, i cant take it anymore

*Committed suicide over guilt from lynching the jester*

You can't run from being a faggot, so now, I'm stopping.

When everyone was gone one day a girlscout came to the door, so I brought her inside, raped her, drowned her, and buried her body in the woods, but youll never find that :)!

I have a thing for farting mason jars to feel like I'm riding a motorbike.

Please don't forget that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

The jews are to blame.

The world couldn't handle my memes, so pepe you later niggers

This one time I stole a pack of Hersey kisses so I could pretend they were the nipples of the LA Lakers.

i used to put food inside my ass and put it back in the fridge to see if someone would eat it

One day people will open their eyes, see through the jewish lies and realize that, indeed, Hitler was the good guy all along.

Gunshots keep dropping niggers dead
And just like Hitler I don't
Tolerate the reds
Israel's not for me 'cause,
I'm never gonna drop the rope
at a lynching,
Because I'm free
No more niggers near meeeeeee

I still can't believe it wasn't butter.

I love you Janice

i fantasize about black people pounding my ass with their milk every night

>>722329264
Reroll

>>722329433
kek winrar

{your name} died from guilt over lynching the jester

Zelle bleibt!

>>722327151
I still have a dream, a dream deeply rooted in the American dream – one day this nation will rise up and live up to its creed, "We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream... Nigger.

It's all Paulie Shores fault, he was the one driving that night. I didn't wanna rape that bum.

>>722329477
/suicide note
/thread

I fucked black man ass

>>722329578
Rolling for this

I couldn't live with being a pedophile. also op can you livestream?

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>>722327151
flush my ashes down the toilet

>>722329626
/formaldehyde

>>722327151
Live fast, die.

You caused this all.

>>722329022
Kek

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>I shaved his head with a mallet
>my mother the tortoise with a potato peeler.
Holy shit anon, my sides

>>722327151
Traps aren't necessarily gay..

Bury me in John Goodman casket with him in it.

>>722327151
masturbating to traps isn't gay

>>722327151
The worlds can be one together
Cosmos without hatred
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
The ground can be space (space, space, space, space)
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky
All the Moonmen want things their way
But we make sure they see the sun
Goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

Cosmos without hatred
Diamond stars of cosmic light
Quasars shine through endless nights
And everything is one in the beauty
And now we say goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

Delete my browsing history, actually just burn my computer.

>>722330339
Reroll

>>722327151
Btw can we see the finished thing

>>722330339
Shut the fuck up about Moonmen!

Dont kill yourself on the 23. its my birthday

>>722330339
Reroll

>>722330598
*Do

>>722330339
Reroll, holy shit we need that in there

I just can't live in a world with this many niggers

>>722330339
re roll

>>722330933
Perfection.

>>722327151
Idubzzz made me do it