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I want to make a valentine's day card using this image. Give me something witty to say. Pic Related

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First post to end in 42 get a cum tribute.

If you roll it and I'm not ready yet, I'll start a new thread with the winning pic.

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Is it still too soon?

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The 5th FegelGames (HungerGames) is here, gentlemen (and ladies, if applicable)!

>First 23 go in

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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one random object with you.

Choose wisely /b/.

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I got 3200
What's your score, anon?

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Kzbird

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New thread Boxxy/Catie

Forever Queen

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Snapchat slut thread
Let me start: traktoristass
Good luck faggots

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Had my first sexual experience with another man last night.

>be me
>white 18 year old guy
>been wanting to try something for a few years
>put up CL ad
>older black dude responds, he's like 43
>am intrigued, after a lot of talking and debate I decided to meet him at his apartment
>get there, dude is like 200 lbs and smells like cheap cologne, nothing like his pic
>still nervous and unsure but decide to get through it
>he sits on his couch, place is decent but not that clean, everything smells like cheap cologne
>pulls down pants, fucking massive dick comes out, hits me in face
>smells like cologne, like he literally poured that shit on his dick
>unsure about it
>he sees my hesitation and tells me to do it
>start sucking, can't put the damn thing in my mouth
>do it for like 3 minutes until my jaw is tired and I tell him I'm unsure about doing it
>my mouth is literally accumulated in cheap cologne now
>again, he convinces me to at least let him finish
>I agree one last time and pulls out condoms and some Vaseline and tells me to go to the bedroom
>go to bedroom and lay bent over bed
>he comes in and takes off my pants, says some racist shit about me being white
>at this point I am not intrigued at all
>he rubs Vaseline over my asshole that I cleaned and shaved before arriving
>stuffs that massive dick in my ass without warning and starts fucking me
>I can't breathe cuz he's on me so I'm trying to hold onto the bed for dear life
>fucks me for like 10 mins straight
>feel like I'm going to shit myself
>finally rips off condom and sends a stream of cum all of my back, some hitting my face, literally looked like a johns person comic
>I'm basically exhausted, he gets up, dresses and in the most conniving voice tells me to get up and leave and to never talk to him again

I'm at a lost for words. Seriously. Who thinks this kind of shit is attractive? I'm infuriated and mad at myself for letting it happen. To anyone out there wanting to try it, don't.

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Ironic, isn't it? Whites once dominated the mighty empires of the world, from the Asians to the Arabs. Now, the very beasts that we once owned like animals are now turning the tables on us. White genocide is real, but it's futile to fight back. Where the black man lacks in intellect, he has virility. Much more so than the less masculine white and even less so Asians. There is no fighting back, it's natural selection at work.

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What about loli thread?

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Can someone please tell me the approximate quality of this shit.
I just smoked a joint of this herb and I have to admit, it kicked pretty well.
>also general stoner thread.

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Fucked up sex stories thread

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Sexual curiosity thread
>be me
>12
>had a white grey hamster named lulu
>was having the "funny feeling" at that time when I see girls
>me and some bros at school looked at porn mags under the freeway
>they said cringy things like "thats my wife homeslice" and other shit
>I just analyzed the mags utterly entranced by the sight of naked women taking dicks.
>idea.mov
>go home and dig through my legos
>pic related
>make sure parents won't see or hear shit
>pull hamster out of cage
>look for her slit
>wet the lego with my tounge and prod her.
>she squeals
>go for the kill
>gently shove the lego in till I hit somthing
>all out screaming