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Early bird fluffy thread.
Lets kickstart the day edition.
Get in here.

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>They come to your house
>They sit in front of you
>They tell you to pull your pants down and stroke your dick
>They are going to watch

What do you do?

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Liberals of 4chan, what is it you actually believe?
All I hear lately is how you disagree with this guy.

It's seems like you don't have any actual platforms or positions. What is it you're actually passionate about and believe in? Why should anyone take you seriously?

Help us understand. Not with froo-froo fairy tale ideas. Real-world, feet on the ground, practical things.

Do you know what you believe? Do you know why you believe what you do? I'm really starting to wonder.

Give us a reason to take you seriously that doesn't involve celebrities tell us what to think.

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FB/IG Fap 93029302

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Femanons, what sort of outfits would you not wear underwear with? Dresses? Yoga pants? Enlighten me.

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I aint scared. He'll fuck up so bad that no one will ever vote republican again. He's already living proof that the republican party has run out of people to lead and now their just putting random people in. You literally elected the old man who yells at the TV and doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about.
>Hurrdurr naygars n' mexicans on welfare are takin all muh tax dollars.
Nevermind the police state/prison/military industrial complex that the U.S. has and the fact that we spend less then many of countries on social services.
>Hurrdurr daddeh an jeebus taught me itz rong for boiz to kiss boiz an wear dresses.
Youre dying culture. These 4-8 years will be your last circle jerk. Get used to the idea of people being queer and carmel colored. Its the new american race. What you consider a "special snowflake" will become the norm. You forget that we still won the popular vote. We're still here.
>Not even b8

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Read the rules.

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ITT: Post your most quality music

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god why can't i have a gf

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Weeb hate thread? Why not? I know most of you like your chinese cartoons and shit, shits cringy as fuck especially when you try to dress up as the characters, you fucking end up looking hideous as fuck. PSA FOR INCOMING WHITEKNIGHT BETAS: If you want your money stolen for some aneemaymay wigs and costumes check out my dear friend's ig @crona.x report it, send her random dick pics whatever, send her money too in hopes she talks to you, wont be hard since she jumps from cock to cock like a fucking frog.

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>6 days ago, sit down on the toilet
>think its gonna hurt, have hemorrhoids and suspect I'm constipated again
>smoothasfuck.mp3
>bit surprised, one last bit, squeeze!
>comes out softer than the rest of it, also feel something touch my asshole
>feel my way around with toilet paper in my hand, cant find it
>wet the toilet paper under the tap, continue wiping
>get up, turn around and flush
>notice some slithering in the bowl just before the flush hits
>fuck, think I have worms

>keep holding in shit for the next 6 days
>too afraid to go to the toilet and shit out a worm
>if I find a worm, I have to go to the doctor and get pills
>my mom would have to drive me
>she always wants to come inside the apartment when she visits
>would have to clean my apartment, haven't taken out the trash in over 6 months
>can't hold it anymore

>starts out Ok, pretty solid
>turned out to be like a cork on a champagne bottle
>explode a mixture of diarrhea and worms into the bowl
>so_fucking_many.xls
>panic and call mother immediately
>why haven't you answered my calls anon?
>disgusting emergency, help now.
>she drives over, I get in the car
>my younger sister and her friend also in car, mom was just driving them somewhere
>try acting cool "sorry sis, hehe, i'm feeling a bit ill"
>mom asks if I brought a sample to show to the doctor
>"nope, its cool, just a flesh wound", wink at sisters friend

>mom grabs an empty mcdonalds cup and gets out, "lets go"
>get out and let her in the house, then the apartment
>disgusted.gif "how can you live like this"
>hands me the cup and tells me to go get it while threatening to stop paying my rent if I keep this shit up
>toilet smells awful, almost puke as I scrape some bits of shit with a worm into the cup
>get back out and into the car, holding the cup in my hand
>smell starts wandering as we ride
>"ew wtf anon, is that you?"
>don't say a word, try to cover the shit cup with my palm

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Pick one. Which? Why?

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could a black and white US flag with a blue stripe (cop thing) be a thing that a person close to sjw wears?
there is a tomboy chick i see around at my college sometimes, we kinda look at each other and just continue walking.
since she is sorta boyish, i was thinking, could she be like a lesbo or an sjw? (i already have an experience of crusing on a chick that turned out to be a dyke)
is that flag a big right-wing giveaway?

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Friends you want to fuck, lets post some /b/

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Doing an art project on The emotion sadness. Need inspiration. Just fuck me up anon.