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>They come to your house >They sit in front of you >They

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>They come to your house
>They sit in front of you
>They tell you to pull your pants down and stroke your dick
>They are going to watch

What do you do?
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>>722604276
Do what the bitches say


F E M I N I S M
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Bad boy, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
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>>722604276
I'd probably fail to get hard due to the pressure. But I'd give it the good o'l college try.
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Only if I get to smash
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>>722604276
Tell my wife to massage our daughter's breasts while I do it.

We're gonna need to get them wet.
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>>722604276

Hold all my spaghetti and go for it.
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>>722604276
I'd pull my pants down and stroke my cock. Seems pretty reasonable.
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>>722607163
but i'd say it like thsi:

"Arright, an' you fondle them theirs titties while i do it woman. Get 'em real hot."
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>say no
>Look at floor till they leave cus social anxiety
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>>722604276
Show them my smooth private area

I dont have a penis or ball sack

they leave in confusion

I shape shift into a bald eagle and fly away
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>>722604276

>what do you do

Wonder which one's eggs I am gonna fertilize first.
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>>722604276
Tell them to get the fuck out.
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>>722604276
Kick them out.
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