This happened years ago.
>Be me 17yo beta
>Mom is hot af
>Random day
>She was using her laptop and fell asleep
>I see her laptop is still open
>i take it, want to play some Half Life.
>See she is in messenger
>See her conversation with some guy we'll call Cucky
>the whole conversation could resume as
>Your dick tastes so good
>I want to see you again
>I'm a bit shocked, momand dad rarely had arguments
>She wakes up
>Notices me checking her messenger
>Its too late
>She comes over at me
>What's this, mom?
>...
>That's what I thought
>What can I do so you keep it a secret?
>Think
>I want you to jerk me off
>She is shocked
Pic unrelated
>What?
>You heard me
>That's the final offer?
>Yep
>Before I can think it, she is already unzipping my pants.
>OHSHIT.jpeg
>She gets my dick out
>Stares at it
>I mean, directly looks at it for what felt like an eternity or two
>She puts her hand on it
>Its already hard
>She begins to jerk me off
>fucking heaven
>Her hands are so fucking soft and she keeps moving them at the right pace
>I ask her if I could see her tits
>She takes her shirt out,exposes her bra
>She takes it out
>11^23/10 tits
>I touch them
>My mom is jerking me off while I touch her tits
>I tell her I'm about to chum
>She keeps going at it and points my dick to her tits
>Cum buckets all over her tits
>>722589424
Continue
God tier rap music thread
>>722589441
Off to a good start
This album really got me into rap
So /b/ you get to pick what I do, I am a guy in Oklahoma and got drunk last night and downloaded grinder.
I have a guy that wants to fuck me today and i want to say no but have not for some reson.
So here it is, if b gets to 25 votes yea or no I will do what b tells me to do. So b should I be a fag and take the D or tell him to fuck off???
>>722587585
You are such a fucking faggot.
Kill yourself.
SAGE
>>722587585
get the FUCK off my board you colossal faggot holy shit u fucking cock muncher GTFO before i kill you
take the D then kill yourself.
Heya, /b/.
Do I look passable?
>>722587659
Does this apple pass for an orange?
Yes i would fuck you
>>722587865
looks like a tomato tbh
Are woman over 40 hot? Would you date one? What's the oldest you'd go?
This is such a stupid fucking question. Some girls over 40 are hot, some are not. And I would go as old as long as they were hot.
70s is probably the cutoff, then they all start to look like palpatine
prolly like 20 is where i stop idk
Currently experiencing massive paranoia bc I stupidly joined one of the Kik threads on here. Comfort me /b/ am I safe and ok
Oh you're fucked they're gonna find you and do god knows what you better throw out all your electronics and flee the fucking country, OP
>>722589454
Thanks anon going to kms
SOMEONE HAS TO FEEL THE WAY I FEEL GOD DAMN IT REEEEEE
Massachusetts girls thread
508/774
Bamp
Buuump
Anyone have Caitlin L, rhymes with alloy, or alie f, rhymes with current. Both 508
Look what this Liberal teacher is doing in my old middle school.
>Call up tomorrow 8 am EST and complain
http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/02/did_staten_island_teacher_go_t.html#incart_2box_silive-homepage-featured
It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen dubs you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine, or I haul you away!
>>722589518
Take these dubs?
>>722589636
Keep moving, scum!
>>722589518
No illegal dubs here
Who here wants an obsessed gf?
Who here would love a gf who's obsessed with you? I know normies are gonna be like "Dude you don't know how bad a clingy, crazy gf is!". It would suck if she got angry or jealous for no reason constantly, cheated out of paranoia of being cheated on, was so clingy that she was constantly annoying you with chatter and texts, or she has erotomania and her love burns out. But isn't it possible to get an obsessed gf without that stuff? Also an obsessed gfs would be really submissive, sweet, and eager to please their man.
What do you guys think? Do you want an obsessed gf?
>>722586637
i just want a gf, i don't care how her personality or her look is.
=]
I see no argument, I'd like to have an obsessed gf.
Three years ago I exposed Lindsey Feeback to the world. She still gets messaged about her pics. Success. Anyone have any questions on her still?
>>722589391
you deserve to die, fucking micro penis virgin asshole. No woman will ever love you, and the few friends you maybe have, would hate you endlessly if they knew who you really are.
Do yourself a favor and kill yourself
>>722589391
more
>>722589828
JUSTY T3ST THREAD
PAYE N0 ATTENT
>>722586780
HOW D0 DELEAT THRED???
MOTH
>>722586780
HATE MOTH
MOTH CAUSE N0TH1NG BUTT TRUBLE
New celeb thread: pie makers edtion; Kisken, Tristen n Lobens r bakers welcome fell-some, come come all
>>722590570
Love debby
feels thread?
I feel you're an autist
Don't let the thread die
Wincest bread?
>columnfag here
Sup
>>722589021
Self bumping
Columnfag here
>>722589479
Not op. But I was the 'bump' guy. Op can't bump his own thread, faggot.