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>6 days ago, sit down on the toilet
>think its gonna hurt, have hemorrhoids and suspect I'm constipated again
>smoothasfuck.mp3
>bit surprised, one last bit, squeeze!
>comes out softer than the rest of it, also feel something touch my asshole
>feel my way around with toilet paper in my hand, cant find it
>wet the toilet paper under the tap, continue wiping
>get up, turn around and flush
>notice some slithering in the bowl just before the flush hits
>fuck, think I have worms
>keep holding in shit for the next 6 days
>too afraid to go to the toilet and shit out a worm
>if I find a worm, I have to go to the doctor and get pills
>my mom would have to drive me
>she always wants to come inside the apartment when she visits
>would have to clean my apartment, haven't taken out the trash in over 6 months
>can't hold it anymore
>starts out Ok, pretty solid
>turned out to be like a cork on a champagne bottle
>explode a mixture of diarrhea and worms into the bowl
>so_fucking_many.xls
>panic and call mother immediately
>why haven't you answered my calls anon?
>disgusting emergency, help now.
>she drives over, I get in the car
>my younger sister and her friend also in car, mom was just driving them somewhere
>try acting cool "sorry sis, hehe, i'm feeling a bit ill"
>mom asks if I brought a sample to show to the doctor
>"nope, its cool, just a flesh wound", wink at sisters friend
>mom grabs an empty mcdonalds cup and gets out, "lets go"
>get out and let her in the house, then the apartment
>disgusted.gif "how can you live like this"
>hands me the cup and tells me to go get it while threatening to stop paying my rent if I keep this shit up
>toilet smells awful, almost puke as I scrape some bits of shit with a worm into the cup
>get back out and into the car, holding the cup in my hand
>smell starts wandering as we ride
>"ew wtf anon, is that you?"
>don't say a word, try to cover the shit cup with my palm
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>arrive at the ER, everybody goes in
>just us and the receptionist, I try to stall by getting a queue ticket
>mom seems pissed now "wtf you doing anon? go over there"
>"hi, hehe, I think I might have like.. parasites or something" really quietly
>"Sorry what?"
>unpalm the cup, shit stains on my hand, shake the cup towards her gently
>"I found these in my stool"
>piece of shit drops on the desk, receptionist recoils at the speed of sound
>"don't.. omg... just wait there", receptionist leaves
>security guard wanders around and asks whats up
>mom starts explaining, loudly
>sister and her friend look mortified
>nurse comes in and directs me towards infectious disease reception
>i'm trying to own it, smile and let out a fart while following her
>it was diarrhea
>arrive at the examination room with shit dripping down my leg
>nurse goes "don't, ugh, no" as sit in my shit
>hands me some scrubs, tells me to clean up
>smile again, "what do I do with this?" and give the cup a little shake
>"STOP", reaches over with an empty trash bin "In here!"
>got cleaned up, got blood drawn
>got diagnosed with roundworms and iron deficiency
>got to stay overnight and didn't have to face family again
>morning shift people arriving just now, none of them know
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>>722600867
why would you take the time to type this unfunny garbage?
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>>722601081
Do you know where you are, newfriend?
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>>722601433
on the way to page 10 with that story you wrote
sage
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>>722601433
>>722601608
Not OP
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>>722601923
I guess you are just some retard then. Thanks for your input to this thread.
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