mmmMMMmm i smell a fluffy thread!
>>732980018
Wow great thread. You couldn't even attract the shitposter.
Faces of /b/
>>732978326
Nationality OP?
>>732978572
>inb4 greasy hair
Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
you again ?
sup anon, cool to see you hanging around
can you teach me your secrets, master?
>>732978957
Im 33. Though I was the oldest one here.
YLYL
>>732982374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reh2NeKbBYs
dont mind me just takin a dump
Don't mind me. Just here to watch.
Roll dubs and you'll wake up as a girl tomorrow morning.
Not gonna happen
>>732973554
Btw ypu almost got trips
Why not, if I become a girl, I promise nudes
Alright, story time /b/. Haven't been here in years so be easy on me. Not greentexting out of lazyness. Here we go.
Back in college I had this girlfriend who was really into sex. Having been a virgin up until I graduated high school, I thought I'd stumbled upon the Holy Grail of pussy when I met this chick. Granted, it took her a while to open up emotionally and build up trust, but when she did, it got really physical.
We were banging so much at first I was actually afraid to move in with her because I thought she'd burn me out. But for a college student, hell, it was the time of my life. Managed to have a healthy social life as well, grades weren't suffering at all either. But like every college student that finds himself suddenly drowning in pussy, I needed one irresponsible night out to get into deep shit.
Continued in replies.
>>732981635
We got home at 2am, drunk as f%@k and somehow managed to get me hard and good to go. We got down to business. Next morning I notice she's acting really weird, but I assumed she was either hungover or still drunk so I brushed it off.
After a few days, in which she kept acting really weird, I get a call from a guy in one of my classes that I played PS3 with once or twice. He calls me in tears, saying he fucked up and he's been banging my girlfriend for 3 months, and he's fed up with lying. Granted, he shows me nude pics of her, timestamped and all that. I am absolutely furious.
>>732981635
Holy shit, I recognize that bear!
>>732981771
Go on...
what kind of girlfriend do you want
Any
>>732980240
one with a penis
Someone shy who understands why people suffering can be humorous
Did it really need to come to this? Do people at last see the harm they've caused by casualizing marijuana use?
>>732982107
That shit was laced, doesn't count
>In 2014, 9,967 people were killed in alcohol-impaired driving crashes
>1 death in 2017
Yea ok
Bet you want to ban assault weapons too, which, along with all rifles, cause less than 300 of the 30k gun deaths in the US each year.
>>732982237
Not true. You're obviously still in denial as to the behavioral changes marijuana consumption induces.
>>732982255
>1 death in 2017
That we *know* of.
what's your sexual fantasy /b/ ?
>>732981988
pic related. Ever since i was into porn this shit was super hot for me
>>732981988
To rape every single girl that ever rejected me
making sex with an actual girl vagina instead of an thermos filled with warm macaronis
Celeb thread
>>732979655
Can't wait to go to her concert.
>walk into room
>see gf getting pounded by 2 of your best friends
>they notice you but don't stop
What would you HONESTLY do /b/???
be an hero
>VR Gaming: Eric and Dylan's Adventure!
tell them to leave a gunpoint, i own the deed so i make the fucking rules
Post in this thread or this will happen to your son
i hope this happens to him, women prefer it like this and cleaner
>>732981058
Girthy tho.
Wtf
ITT: unpopular opinions
In my opinion, OP is a fag.
Most unpopular opinions aren't people's actual opinions, just things they think make people mad
>>732981919
not unpopular
Hey /b/ros. This is gonna be a weird one. I was verbally "bullied". Tommorow I wanna beat the shit out of that guy, before I get to this point I want to intimidate him by grabbing him by his collar, pushing him on locker and saying some harsh words. What is the best way to do that and not give him opportunity to hit me first while I do this? PS this guy is a douche he deserves it. I appreciate every tip.
will post results
>>732979761
Are you fat/ scrawny
>>732979761
I don't understand why people bully. How does someone feel good about making someone feel bad?
Lol you say im gifted. Then you make out with him the end.