Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun
Borb
Post your wife/gf for me to fap and cum to
Few sloppy seconds on my asian gf
Why are female "comedians" so disgusting especially this one
Amy "General Fatton" Schumer
Amy "Apocalypse Cow" Schumer
Amy "The Guns Of Provolone" Schumer
Amy "Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima" Schumer
Amy "The Fat Patrol" Schumer
Amy "A-Pack-Of-Chips Now!" Schumer
Amy "McHale's Gravy" Schumer
Amy "U-571lbs" Schumer
Amy "Zero Talks Dirty" Schumer
Amy "Arby's Macht Fries" Schumer
Amy "They Were Expandable" Schumer
Amy "The Dirty Dozen Doughnuts" Schumer
Amy "The Battle of the Bulge" Schumer
Amy "G*A*S*H" Schumer
Amy "The Big Fed One" Schumer
Amy "Hack Saw A Fridge" Schumer
Amy "Waddlecanal" Schumer
Amy "Hamburger Shill" Schumer
Amy "All Quiet On the Weightloss Front" Schumer
Amy "Sergeant Pork" Schumer
Amy "M*A*S*H*E*D" Schumer
Amy "A Few Good Menus " Schumer
Amy "The Dessert Fox" Schumer
Amy "Cookie Jarhead" Schumer
Amy "Band Of Blubbers" Schumer
Amy "Schindler's Grocery List" Schumer
Amy "Dumbkike" Schumer
Amy "Ham Hock Down" Schumer
Amy "Pearl Heartburn" Schumer
Amy "Flags Of Our Fatties" Schumer
Amy "Behind Enemy Swines" Schumer
Amy "G.I. Hoe" Schumer
Amy "Three Burger Kings" Schumer
Amy "Tora Tora Tora my pants" Schumer
>>732949096
>pearl heartburn
good job you sor win a free internet
*ahem*
last two digits is how many days of nofap you do
and don't fucking roll if you won't do it
Y
Rolling
OP post everyday for your 48
>>732953248
00 get
S/fur
Just gonna give you all enough rope to hang yourselves with, then i'll be on my way.
Welp, looks like this was a job well done. Peace!
more like ylyl thred
REPLY TO THIS THREAD OR YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND EVER
>>732945107
Pff
>>732945107
OP WHY YOU DO THIS
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
My wife will be so mad.
>>732949337
i hope so. since ive got an extra ticket to ACEN...
yeah that would be nice
LADIES!!!! What's your ideal male body?
Need femnons/anonettes for this one. I'm getting back on my diet(that works) to get the body I want. What type of body is sexy/attractive to you?
Pic is my fitness goal(not me)
100% fiber in the morning by oatmeal or otherwise. Snack in between meals on either almonds, cashews or jerky. Lunch is peanut butter and jelly or something small. A gallon of water for the whole day per day. Dinner is anything small portion at 5 to 6 PM. Or eat dinner two hours prior to going to bed preventing your meal immediately turning into fat. Attempt to have 6 to 8 hours of sleep.
>implying your post will attract real grils
Not a femanon but I would go for balanced muscle symmetry. The guy in your pic looks like a goober because he has nice, large pecs with small arms. It's a fashion body, not a practical one. What you want is pic-related, beefy arms and delts with the pecs and abs to compliment them. You can make any muscle you want the focus, but never make the arms small.
>ladies
are you some form of newfag
Is Chris Cornell really dead?
No he still lives on in our hearts
>>732949490
no, he just broke his rusty cage and ran to heaven
>>732949490
yes, he hung himself with a pretty noose
You have to respect pedophiles
no u don't
who are you to tell me what to support, cunt
>>732946346
I don't say support, I said respect
why would I support or respect the worst kind of degenerates?
THICC thread. No fatties pls
>>732946556
Beautiful
>>732946556
fucking incredible!!! moar?
new FB/IG fap thread since last one reached pic limit
>>732950999
>>732951031
Why do nips eat this disgusting shit?
Are they retarded?
>>732951660
Well stick to your fucking hamburgers then, you fat fuck.
>>732951660
It's actually not too bad, and pretty healthy.
>>732951728
Not a burger.
it's that tiem!
>>732946577
please no
>>732946851
what the actual fuck