what kind of girlfriend do you want

Any

>>732980240
one with a penis

Someone shy who understands why people suffering can be humorous

Real

I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars!

The one i married

>>732980240
A real living one

>>732980240
extroverted, intellectual, must have a degree, jew > white > asian > black, small tits, big ass, not liberal but not alt-right

2d with a penis

>>732980240
One which does not drop me whenever life drags me down into pits of depression. And cuddly, yet dominant. Red or blue hair would count as a bonus. Also, no pop music.

my sister aged 15, with a beautiful little feminine penis

One that sucks dick

>>732980610
Why do you want a shitty gf?

My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars.

>>732980240
A boyfriend

>>732980240
one that actually exists so my family can stop thinking Im gay

A more loving and mature one than my current gf. One that actually cares. I'm sad, /b/ros... (Also hopefully as cute as OP's picture.)

>>732980686
I couldn't care less what she wears or what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like.
>beef,pork,chicken

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>>732980240

I dated a chick like the one in the pic. Good for fucking around, terrible for long-term. Crazy in bed often means just plain ol' crazy. It's like fucking a teenager, in that she's naive, hot, and eager to please, but also emotionally unstable, prone to crying, and having no clue what she wants. Sex her and dump her.

My kind of girlfriend (and maybe this is because I'm over 30 now): mature, secure in herself and her desires, pleasant disposition, enjoys her free time. That's who I've got now, anyways. Also: as hot as a crazy immature chick can be in bed, a mature woman who's confident in the real world tends to be more sex-starved and submissive in bed. And she also doesn't mind if you wanna nap or play video games after sex.

Pic related: approximation of my current GF, a teacher.

>>732980479

it is a shame that you haven't had a reply yet so I will give you props for that reference

>>732980240
One with a dick, no tits and skinny.

>>732981375
So a guy

>>732981271
boring

>>732980529
Kys

>>732980673
He said sucks dick, not one into anal

Just a loyal one with a pretty face.

>>732980863
Mmmm~~~

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>>732980572
>feminine penis

a cock cant be feminine dude, its a cock

>>732980240
Any that lets me eat their ass

a submissive qt trap

or a fit chick that likes to peg

>>732980240
A cute, petite, filthy mess who loves to be sexually defiled, and has a working knowledge of particle physics and chaos math (so a complete impossibility)

>>732980240
5'6, 117, attorney, professional football cheerleader, woman of faith, fucks like a rabbit, swallows, college professor, tons of cash in bank, sweet home, dead parents, no kids (tight puss), worships me, known since I was a kid...I married her.

at this point ill take someone in vegetative state

Vegan. Willing to do shit that might totally destroy the way we have our lives set up just on a whim. No interest in society's opinions or markers of success. Philosophical. Intelligent. Logical. Treats me like a man, i.e., not a fucking feminist. Nice tits. A perky D or DD would be nice but I'll settle for B or higher as long as they look nice. Small cute little ass. Pale skin, or at least good skin. Enjoys sex often, knows her self sexually, doesn't make me guess what she likes in bed. Somewhere between thin and chubby. Prefer chubby but smaller than chubby is preferable to anything above it.

And most importantly: loyal.

>>732982234
this right here all of it

reverse the tits and ass part
I'm a small tits guy

>>732981817
Being this new

>>732980240
one that swallows

>>732982234
Perky DD...sooooo, you're 10??

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Rich with a short amount of time to live

A boring one which is a looser like me but more attractive with same interests

>>732980415
No wonder you're a virgin.

>>732982387
being this new

>>732980240
A loyal one

>>732980240
Moar of her

>>732982387
>>732982894
being this new

Intelligent, not driven, a girl who would be happy just getting stoned and listening to music for days at a time like me, doesn't give a shit about what other people think of her, attractive

>>732981817
A perfect paradoxon

>>732982148
Which team?

>>732982387
>>732982894
>>732982965
Being this new.

>>732980240

a virgin one.
and she has to be loyal, smart, cute, not depressed, not mentally ill, not psycho.
and she has to be virgin, and even more virgin.

>>732981271
amen

>>732980240
one just like in the pic you posted, would love to build a relationship with someone that is funny enough to post a pic like that one

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>>732980240
https://www.javdrama.com/movie/29853/STAR-646-Best-Cute-Matsuoka-In-Etch-Senna-Becomes-The-Sister-Of-You-Love-Love-Incest-Life


>Link related

>>732980240
Big blue eyes, long hair (don't care what color), huge tits, fat ass, loves anal, loves to suck cock, funny, caring, gamer girl, loves the same music as me, and will stay loyal to me. That's about it.

>>732980479
It all depends on what she cooks like.
Beef, pork, chicken, mmmmm

>>732980240
Redpilled jew who racially degrades herself and looks cute in a Trump hat.

>>732982442
Fuck you, I just mean they don't sag to the floor or they're not pancake tits and shit. Perky FOR DDs.

Also implants are acceptable if the doctor is good. I've felt 4 sets of implants in m7 life, and 3 of them were rock hard and disgusting. But this one set. Man. I looked at these tits yeah and I was like "those aren't real." Then I felt them and I was like "wait, these ARE real holy shit!" Then I felt the seam in the back and I was like, "are your tits fucking real or not?" and she told me they were fake. And I was like, damn, you're doctor's a genius.

One that has dignity, self respect, high morals, communicates well, funny, smart, drinks their own and my pee every time and eats their own poop.

>>732980240
A smart, realistic and kind one.

I get with a lot of whores because I surround myself by them by partying a lot and getting fucked up so in my mid-20s all I know about what I like in girls are just whore qualities that have all left and one broke my heart. Not really sure what kind of girlfriend I want anymore. I see movies and there are some girls that just seem great. But like Paper Towns or w.e. with that famous model, in real life, all them girls at those parties it shows even Cara or w.e the model bitch would all probably be hoes and would just hoe around. It's hard as fuck to think of the gf I really desire cos I know now that you get the fake personality and they find what you like, become it, and once you two fuck, probably gonna get the real side of her and boom time to move to the next cunt.

Not even redpilled, not autistic or beta, but that's the truth. It's hard to find females that don't hoe around.

>>732982381
Damn dude let's be friends. Are you in any of the big vegan groups on facebook?

>>732980240
the feminine kind what wears a dress and heals and cooks me dinner

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>>732980240
hippie girl who wants to raise kids on a farm.

>>732983823
hippie girls like open relationships, so have fun with your girl getting passed around festivals.

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Honestly I don't really know. The last 3 girlfriends I've had have all been drastically different. First one when I was 18 was more of a preppy, outgoing type. Second one was a very reserved, very artistic and introspective type. Third one was just kind of a basic bitch who liked to spend hours on Twitter and go to parties every weekend.

They've all ended very bitterly, very badly, and with all of them moving on within a 2 week stretch while I'm heartbroken for months. I'm JUST now feeling over this third girl. I'm 25 now and I have no idea how to spot a wifely girl apparently.

Fuck it- we'll do it live

>>732981817
MY BENIS CAN BE ANYTHING I SAY IT IS YOU CISHET SHITLORD NAZI SCUMFUCK

>>732983603
I don't use facebook, are the groups on there really worth it?

I'm more of a gary type vegan, if you might be on the other side of the spectrum (doormat).

a 2D one obviously

>>732984084
Well, part of the problem is you're 25. I'm assuming you're dating girls that are younger than you, since that's usually how it goes. So, these women are not ready to act wifey at 22 and under. Give them till about...well, 25.

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>>732984029
I'm far from the type who'd be okay with that and she'd know well before. I'm not much of a hippie myself in the stereotype ways, but those kind of girls like natural living and outdoor life like me.

>>732984096
Nah, not really, not if you don't have facebook at all. I just assumed like, you know, everyone has facebook.

And I've been a vegan for about a year now, I think I'm kind of in the middle. I started out not even wanting to tell anyone because I was embarrassed, but I'm becoming more and more vocal.

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>>732984084

maybe, JUST MAYBE, the problem is you

>>732980240
an attractive mixed race girl that doesn't think every single thing is related to racism and racial inequality

>>732984473
So which one of these makes it still feel squishy and not all hard? I'm assuming the one that goes over all the muscle?

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>>732984273
Yeah, they've all been younger. The last one was 4 years younger, just turned 21, and that already felt kind of weird. Now I've been "texting" this one girl who isn't even 20 yet.

I don't know why but I've always been a magnet for younger girls. I really need to aim for that 23-27 mark, I think you're right about them being more mature and not party-centric.

>>732984377
No man I use to hang out with a bunch of hippies in Asheville and they all like to party and get fucked up and fuck. If you're dating one, she'll eventually cheat. My dumbass fell in love with a hippie girl, still am to tell you the truth, but I couldn't stand to see her disrespecting herself like she was and the amount of drugs she'd do surprised me. Stopped hanging out with her. She hits me up a lot but I just give short replies. She's something else. If she were to clean up her act, I defiantly try to move on it again. I was a raging opiate addict at the time and so I looked past everything but then I got clean and my eyes began to saw. If I were to have kept around, I would have gone back down the same path.

>>732982234
>>732983603
you seem annoying

>>732984632
I guess man, if that's what floats your boat. Me personally, I'd rather party it up with the party girls till I hit 30, THEN try to find a wife.

>>732984715
Okay fine

One that likes tons of rough abusive sex

>>732984614
under the muscle from my understanding is the better choice.
I also think fewer woman choose this since it seems to take longer to heal and shit

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>>732980240
Idc about the apareance as long as she is cute and healthy. Good genes are important.
She must ride a mothorcycle, be loyal and work oriented.
And most important, be a old fag.

>>732984937
I could settle for that.

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>>732984742
I'm not really concerned about it truth be told. Like I said, I'm just now really feeling a lot better about my recent break-up. Relationship anything isn't my ideal right now, I need to get my career kickstarted and I want to relocate. Whatever happens happens I guess.
>>732984523
Yeah I've considered it, but I just can't find it in me to care if it is. I'm just being myself and if that's a problem for any gf of mine, then we're better off separate anyway.

>>732984989
Well that's retarded as fuck. A few less months to heal for a life time of disgusting unenjoyable tits.

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>>732984709
We'll see. I'm hoping to find an environmentalist chick at uni and make a family arrangement. I'm cool with 420 and RARE psy use, but those aren't things that define me. Girls who do more drugs than me are not attractive lol. I'll look out though.

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pretty much this

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>>732985283

>>732985283
so 12 year olds?

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>>732985331

>>732985283
>>732985331
>>732985399

Yeah, that'd work. I couldn't marry her though. I don't think I could spend my entire life fondling a flat ass chest like that.

>>732980240
One that I have right now. Minus being a vegetarian.

Fun Fact: I'm as /k/ as it comes.

>>732985154
I also think it varies from woman to woman which one to chose but generally under the muscle seems to look more real.
Sophie Dee or Bridgette B have some good looking implants, while there are also the typical bimbo like pornstars with baloon boobs.
Someone who knows more might want to enlighten us.

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>>732985283
>>732985331
>>732985399

whats wrong with it´s face?

>>732985111
You seem like a very reasonable guy, trips.

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>>732985007
>Idc about the apareance as long as she is cute

>>732981463
That would be a boyfriend you stupid fuck

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>>732985463
always her friend

>>732980529
Why a jew?

>>732980545
You really need to man up a little.

With a pulse

>>732980240
Unconscious.

>>732983112
Haha. Don't think so, bro. Let me say, one in Texas.

>>732986012
Hell yes.

Why do these women look so strange though? I mean, they clearly have a lot of make up, colored contacts, and maybe plastic surgery, but there's something else about them that just looks...odd. Not in a bad way. They have an almost ethereal quality to them. I can't put my finger on it.

>>732986291
>>732986012
>>732985399
>>732985331
>>732985283

Wait, are they computer generated images? If so they're really done quite well.

>>732985938
I think he means doesn't have to be 10/10 with massive tits and ass or be dressed like a fashion model every day

>>732986291
They look like 3D printed anime chicks.

>>732982024
This but not the trap part and the girl Just has to be open to trying something new atleast once

One that sucks dick. My wife never sucks my dick anymore.

>>732986389
Well shit, someone print me a wife.

>>732986368
>>732986385
>>732986389

No they are very real. They are cosplay girls

Someone who likes the same things as me, gets a bit jealous when I talk to other girls. Is smaller than me, blonde (small tits? maybe). Likes alcohol, weed and sex. Maybe at one point start a family and life till the end.

Soo basically something impossible.

>>732980240
A real one... Not a pillow

>>732980240
Anyone who isn't fat or trashy

>>732982528
kekkles

>>732986846
Trashy is fun though. Trust me, after a decade together, the last thing you want is a boring basic bitch

>>732980240
rich

>>732986668
Only hard thing you listed there is ''same things as me.'' Then again we don't know what you like and you could like very boring and unoriginal stuff so that is easy too.

Just talk to people.

>>732985399
Ok dude, i know you have a fetish for lolis like everyone else here. But think about walking with that girl on the streets, introducing her to your parents etc. You will seem like a pedofile. (which you are)

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This

>>732980240
Nice ass. Good tits. Listens to my problems.

>>732987291
looks 18 to me.