Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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you again ?
sup anon, cool to see you hanging around

can you teach me your secrets, master?

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>>732978957

Im 33. Though I was the oldest one here.

>>732979256

Sup

>>732979293

Just be a shit person.

>>732979406

Pleb.

>>732979477
Are you seriously alone, ignored and forgotten by your peers?

Because I'm going down that road and I'm scared

>>732980133
>Are you seriously alone, ignored and forgotten by your peers?

I am. That's why I am shitposting here.

>>732980196
20 here, i keep my phone close to me just to give me some hope, really tho none even considers me throughout the day

>>732978957
some weeks before my 29th bday, i payed a hooker. only sex in my life and i failed.

>>732980563

Same here. Last time I got a text message was 1.5 weeks ago.

>>732980840

Story time.

>>732978957
gz you grow a year older

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Ever thought about a hooker

>>732981353

Yes. But I'm poor as fuck as of recently.

>>732981452
I'd be a 28 yo kissless virgin if I hadn't gotten a hooker three years ago. Now I'm just kissless. How does that make you feel?

>>732981452
I believe that fast foods are always hiring unless you're picky, if that you're not going far in life

would you be able to maintain wizard powers after losing virginity past 30

>>732978957
How do u become a kissless virgin? Are u fat? Ugly? Both? Or just shy without self confidence? What about friends do u have any?

>>732981682

I currently work in a supermarket.

>>732981849
>How do u become a kissless virgin?

By not kissing or having sex.

>Are u fat?

Athletic

>Ugly?

Average looking.

>Or just shy without self confidence?

Not even that shy.

>What about friends do u have any?

Nope.

>>732981849
I'm a 20 y/o kissless virgin just because I'm a really shy introvert. Will change next thurs since I stepped out of my shell to ask a cutie out

>>732982202
dudos it is-a-really important to not seem needy or desperate, thats just begging to drive her away

i would believe that's what the avg nice guys mean be jerk: not being a slave to the other person

>>732982202
Go to gym, maybe with friends or alone. U meet new people there

>>732980840
>only sex in my life and i failed.
you put too much pressure on yourself. It's a hooker not a potential mate. Training wheels, so it didn't work one time. Next time be honest with your sex worker and she will probably help you succeed.

Where are you from OP
Dont have to be too specific if you're scared of doxx
East/West Europe, US, South America is enough

>>732984295

Germany.

Ask someone who list his virginity at 26 and who had thought he'd never fuck anything anything

>>732978957
You're the German college professor right, how's it going

Fuck anons. You guise make me feel better about my shitty life.

Lost my virginity at 18. I've always had issues getting/keeping a girlfriend, but I am glad I have at least had some.

And I 2nd the question of where OP is from. Let's get this nigga laid.

>>732984498
Did you pay or did you get lucky?

>>732984456
How do you deal with the whole situation you're in?
Do you have some psychological hang ups because of it? Like 'I'm not good enough' type of stuff and dark thoughts?

>>732984560
He works at a supermarket.

>>732984592
A little bit of both I assume, I was travelling through Latin America at that time and met a chick in a bar... I did not pay her direct but I suppose she assumed I was a rich gringo with a lot of dinero

>>732984560

As the other guy said, I work in a supermarket. Wish I was a college professor.

>>732984707
>Like 'I'm not good enough' type of stuff and dark thoughts?

Doesn't anybody?

>>732982202
I was the same at 20, finally had sex and relationships after being 22

>>732984931
Thought you were some other German virgin who posted here couple of years ago, he must have gotten laid, carry on

>>732984931
How many times do you fap per day

>>732982009
have you just never tried talking to women? if you're decent looking and decently outgoing you're pretty much guaranteed to have some kind of experience by that age unless you actively avoid social situations with women

>>732985042
What exactly happens when you finally get laid at that age?

>>732985042
What's up with the Germans? Have all Germans gotten their balls removed after WW2?

Maybe that's why no one in Germany can stop Muslim invaders raping German women..

What's the average age when German "men" lose their virginity? 40?

Such a nation of pussies.

I should be loosing it soon. What is putting me off is people talking about me after it happens, I would really hate that, what should I do?

Is there a Craigslist where you are OP?

This isn't how I lost my virginity, but I have done this a few times during my long dry spells.

Go to the mw4m section and look at the ads or post your own saying you are looking for a couple.

Finding a girl alone is impossible on sites like that unless she is a hooker.

Just specify that you aren't bi (unless you are of course) and it will work out well.
Plenty of dudes out there that will let you fuck their wives/girlfriends in front of them or with them.

>>732985561
I'm sure people will find out, and I really don't want that to happen.

>>732985071

Maybe twice a week.

>>732985192

I've talked to women. Quite a few times actually. But I am a sperglord and my looks don't compensate.

I lost mine at 26. There is still hope, also a girl forced a blow job on me when I was 19. I was too pussy to fuck her even though she begged

>>732985599
in europe i don't think there is
badoo maybe

>>732985214
I don't know I lost my virginity at 17 but it's been six years since I've had a gf, so I'm not sure what's worse being a virgin or an extremely long dry spell, the other German professor guy was also in his 30s and I presume nothing special happens you just move on with your life

>>732985561
Elaborate further.
You are being to vague.

And is this OP or another anon?

>>732985675
>badoo maybe
Yeah try this OP set up a profile now

>>732985752
*too

Typofag today. Sorry /b/ros

I'm a 34 yo virgin too, not that bad looking either. I lift, have a good body etc. Not kissless, have been in a few relationships and none lasted longer than a month. Had some hard petting and a handjob from a girl but just never had sex.
On the other side I don't go out anywhere. I even lift at home, i work out at home. I dont really have any friends so that must be a part of me being a virgin. Dunno why either, I'm not really that shy nor autistic. Got a good sense of humor too.
Maybe I'm just delusional dunno... I try not to doubt myself too much cos thats the road to ultimate desperation. I just hope something will happen eventually. I'm thinking about fucking a hooker or something, I got a decent job and can afford it

>>732985561
most people care much less than you think they do. and who cares if they find out? only a faggot would make fun of someone for having sex

>>732985944
a women isn't going to just come knocking on your door or fall from the sky into your lap. you have to go outside and be around people, or use internet dating but most of the time that's filled with shit tier women

>>732978957
How rich are you? I've had so much pussy and shits expensive yo

>>732985752
Another anon.

>>732986131
I don't know man. I feel that people will call me out for it and I'm pretty scared. Nobody really likes me. Everyone stares at me.

>>732986323

I am poor as fuck.

>>732978957

26 year old kissless virgin here. Just 4 more years until I get my wizard powers.

>>732986340
what exactly do you think people would say to you? Honestly most people don't really give a shit about anyone else other than themselves

>>732985944
Life is not about having sex. There's like 6 billion people on Earth, sticking dick into a vagina is easiest, no effort requiring things on this planet.

This is why it is very overrated and not really required for healthy and happy life. There are WAY better things in life than being in a relationship and having a fucking marriage.

If fucking other people would be one of the things to pursue this planet would have already ascended and invented inter-galactic space travel...

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>>732986574
how can you be sure?
people judge, want things to laugh at with their friendos

>>732986574
Everyone spreads stuff where I am. It goes around really fast and I think she's one to tell people about who she sleeps with too.

>>732986894
but what is funny about you having sex?

>>732986248
Yeah i know. When I started my new job 2 years ago there were a few girls there. So I started to get out of my shell a little bit, flirting with them, joking around and stuff. Turned out they liked me, came up to me every day at work (they still do). None of them have any idea I'm a virgin. They even joke around about me slaying bitches left and right. I lie to them about my social life obviously.

I even wound up going on a date with one of them after she left that job for a new company. We went to the movies etc. So I tried to pull some moves on her when i was at her place but she turned me down. I went out with her a few times after that but she turned out to be really into religion. Shame, she's a nice girl, pretty cute too.

>>732986930
if anything people knowing you had sex with someone will make them jealous rather than make fun of you

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19 year old kissless virgin (about to be 20 in a week) here. I suppose I can give it 11 more years to become pic related.

>>732987145
That's fair enough, thanks for making me feel more confident about the situation.

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The grunge scene has lost just about all of the 90's by now.

>>732982009
Judging by that, you're better than me in every way and I still fucked at 17. Either fuck or come out of the closet dayummmm

>>732987302
I was 20 when i first kissed someone and 21 when I first had sex, don't lose hope

I have a question... Is there any good advice literatur for virgins over 20? I am not talking about pick-up artists who tell you you can fuck every woman in the world, but rather about former ex-virgins who explain to absolute beginners, who have already passed "the point of no return", how they have eventually solved their problem.

Since I was like that too and since it bothered me very much, and since I know many virgins who are just like I were (could be a coincidence or a phenomenon that is far more common than we'd expect), I'm really thinking about writing a book about that.

>>732987504

Well, you managed to fuck so there is something attractive about you. I can't say the same for myself.

Unrelated, what's the best time to stop jacking it before I fuck someone? How many days should I leave it? .

27 ; Power arrived !

>>732987054
actually I do fake about being a virgin, to have never even seriously flirted with a girl, because I'm endlessly ashamed

>>732986870
>There are WAY better things in life than being in a relationship and having a fucking marriage.

Dont meant to take the piss, but can you name a few examples? I can't think of anything more natural than procreating and passing your genes along.

>>732987652
Second this

>>732982009
I'm fat and ugly. Like even if I lost weight I would be ugly. I've still had sex with a few different girls. Even a few attractive ones. It's a confidence game. If you have any interest in changing, figure out what you're lying to yourself about and fix it.

how do you even buy a hooker? Escorts are like $700 and i'd rather buy a fucking computer or a new car than $700 on ass.

>>732987652
ja i'm intrested, let just slip this hypotesis tho:
must be average looking

tinder and alcohol

-pro

>>732987508
To be fair, I have had some chicks come to me before but left out because they either pussied out because of other relationships they were in or perhaps I just didn't make the point hard enough, if you catch my drift.

I need to get out soon. I haven't seen a soul since I dropped out of college last year.

My advice to all virgins:

Don't go to a hooker.

The first time I went to a hooker, I could not get a hard on. So I lost the money and was still a virgin after the "meeting".

It also took me a few attempts with my first girlfriend until I was able to stay hard and get inside her.

>>732988117
Sounds like you were just gay.... or fap too much.

>>732987652
The way it happened for me was I became with this kind of unattractive girl from work and we would hang out at her place and drink a lot. One night we were both pretty drunk and alone and just went for it and we started making out and then just fucked. After getting rid of the insecurity of being a virgin it becomes SO much easier to just be comfortable with most women even if they're really attractive and you can just build relationships from there by talking to and being flirty with girls you meet

I'm considering going to a psyhologist about this. Maybe I'd get some good tips, but I'm just too shy and embarassed

>>732987720
drinking a little alcohol so that you're buzzed does wonders for getting rid of all your social anxiety and fears. get into situations where people are hanging out and drinking and just build up some confidence with women that way. with experience you won't need the alcohol to flirt

>>732988219
Fap too much? I fap everyday and when I get close to a girl I get hard.

>>732988307
See this is exactly the type of thing I think would happen to me if i lost my virginity. Just getting rid of the insecurity of being a virgin would do wonders for me

>>732988613
Agree.

>>732987929

It's not a confidence game, it's a character game. I've known many average looking and fat people who have gorgeous girlfriends because they are great human beings.

>>732987973

Only got a few matches on Tinder within a year.

>>732987932
just go to a bar and start hitting on the unattractive women

>>732988219
it's performance anxiety, which is very normal thing

>>732988307
meant to say 'became friends with'

I feel like something is seriously wrong with me because im a virgin at 34 and i cant figure out what it is so i can fix it

19 year old kissless virgin here, going to collage this fall and am going to be working out all summer plus getting a job so I can get a nice car. This is my plan, but I just need to know how am I supposed to get laid. I have no idea what to say or do, I really want to become normal asap.

>>732978957

What's life gonna be like in 4 years, future-me? Do we have adequate sex robots yet in 2021?

>>732990218

I don't think so.

>>732988679
Getting a girlfriend is a character game. Getting laid is a confidence game.

I'm still a virgin at 25. My first kiss was when I was around 22. Got hit on 2-3 times but was either not interested or was too high to notice it in time.
I think of myself as average looking but I don't think it's all about looks, if you don't make a move then there's no way you're getting a gf (in most cases, my ex made the move) and that's my problem. I'm too shy around strangers in general. I don't have good confidence, I need some time to start opening and all. Wish I was less socially awkward.

>>732990866

Nah dude. Just being confident doesn't get you laid. Otherwise, all those fucking artists lacking the smallest hint of introspection would get laid.

>>732989730
go to parties, drink alcohol, dance with girls who are also drinking alcohol, and work up from there. transition from dancing to getting them close and making out, ask them to come back to your room, if you've gone this far you're guaranteed sex with her unless she's like falling over drunk

>>732987652
Alright, Ima help you out. I was an 18 year old kisless virgin, I lost my virginity at 18 to a hooker, and hadn't had any sex after that until i was like 19. I was a very shy and introvert person, not bad looking, not fat, I'm actually good looking and have an athletic body, my big issue was just being shy and didn't have many friends, and I got too anxious, because people I knew all started their sexual life while they were like 15-16, and by sexual I mean picking up girls at parties, a few had sex and stuff like that. So I got to 18 and I felt anxious because I thought that girls would make fun of me because of my inexperience, and that would make think too much about it and make me nervous about approaching girls and stuff. It's not that I didn't know how to talk to girls, I was just afraid of disappointing them with my inexperience. and I found a solution, I started going out to clubs with my friends, getting drunk af, and by being really drunk, I started to not think about my inexperience, and what the girls would think about me, so I started hitting on girls in the clubs, bars, I got a lot of no's at first because that's how it works, but eventually you get the hang of it. So first time I made out with a girl, she didn't say anything and she kept going and going, and I pretty much just followed her lead, and then I realized something, that she either didn't notice that I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, or if she did notice, she didn't give a crap about it. And that gave me a confidence boost, so then I started hitting on more girls, and picking up more chicks, and learning shit. And then first time I managed to bring a girl home from a club, I didn't get to fuck her cause I came in like 2 minutes of her giving me a handjob, but that's how it goes, now I feel pretty confident and I get ton of action (I'm 22 now btw)

TLDR - You gotta put yourself out there, use alcohol if needed. and good luck

>>732991080
confidence mixed with not being a douchebag will help you get laid. those "artists" are confident but are also insufferable which is why they don't get laid as much as they claim to

I have no sympathy for any of you fucking virgins. You can always pay a hooker and finally get it done with, You can be poor as much as you like, but you can always find/borrow money for a hooker. They don't cost a fortune. So money isn't an issue. Issue is you being a complete fucking pussy. You crying little bitch. You make me sick.

>>732991277

Yes. So what counts is personality and not confidence.

>>732991424
If your personality includes confidence then yes. Being a laid back, nice, and funny person doesn't really matter if you cant even talk to the girl due to insecurities

>>732978957
you rule34'd yet?

>>732991625

Being able to talk to a girl doesn't matter when you are a dull, boring, humourless fuck like me.

>>732991823
just improve that and you'll be aces

>>732991737

Excuse me?

>>732991360
found the guy that had to pay someone to fuck him

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN - IF GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOU, WHICH IS NORMAL AND FINE, THEN GO TO A HOOKER AND END THE MISERY. THEY DON'T COST A FORTUNE. NO MATTER HOW BROKE YOU ARE, YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND/BORROW MONEY FOR A HOOKER. You hopeless fucking faggots.

>>732992022

How?

>>732992090
Fucking lol. I sometimes pay hookers and other times a fuck normal women. Either way, better to pay than stay a hopeless fucking virgin. You pretentious faggot.

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>>732992090
you mean him ?

>>732980133
Nah, its a cool place, 30 here, have money for myself, dont have to get that shit stress all Chads have to handle with a woman, there are plenty of us you are not Alone, you get to do all your hobbys,

>>732980840
first time sex for everyone is pretty awful. I lost mine at 17 and it was somehow painful for both of us.

>>732989730
College is the easiest place to hook up with people. Go to college parties. Make friends with people who go to college parties. If they are good friends, they should help hook you up.

>>732993026
I've never met your mother so I don't know any transexuals. I stand by what I've said. OP better pays some local skank then be they way he is. You can also shove your clever post up you your ass, you basement-inhabiting little shit cunt faggot.

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>>732994271
dont you think my moms is pretty ?

>>732984579
all right /b/ let's crowdfund this nigga a hooker.

>>732994485
She is lovely mate. If I see her I would split her head with a bat and make shure she stays where I left her, I'm shure you will thank me for it.

>>732985672
>I was too pussy to fuck her even though she begged
?

>>732985672
No, you didn't. You are still a vorgin and a faggot, who doesn't go out at daytime. So fuck off.

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First thing first, the fact that you are a.virgin doesnt mean you are a fail at life

2) society wants you to belive that because thats how they belive it should be ... Its not a fucking fact

3) you want to have children? In that case look for someone who Will not betray you, fuck beauty standar

4)Hookers is the dummest of shits you can do, if you are a virgin that will make you feel miserable and not only that, you could get sexual diseases and you Will not get that love you think you need, if you have no Will Power and wanna score because you feel like its your only hope ... Dont, you Will regret it

5)Fuck Chads, dont use them as an example, and dont listen to their tips, that only apply if you have looks, because thats how they got it, woman Will go only for your looks (or sustain) so any advice you get from them is worthless

5)Learn how to deal with your shit, you have to understand no one Will save u and no girl Will fall from they Sky to your arms

>>732995661
lol

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>>732995661

>>732995661
fucking lol, fuck off and die

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>>732996035
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>>732996435

Oh look its the (You) brigade