Thread replies: 53
Thread images: 12
Thread images: 12
File: FB_IMG_1494781429720.jpg (11KB, 288x320px) Image search:
[Google]
11KB, 288x320px
Alright, story time /b/. Haven't been here in years so be easy on me. Not greentexting out of lazyness. Here we go.
Back in college I had this girlfriend who was really into sex. Having been a virgin up until I graduated high school, I thought I'd stumbled upon the Holy Grail of pussy when I met this chick. Granted, it took her a while to open up emotionally and build up trust, but when she did, it got really physical.
We were banging so much at first I was actually afraid to move in with her because I thought she'd burn me out. But for a college student, hell, it was the time of my life. Managed to have a healthy social life as well, grades weren't suffering at all either. But like every college student that finds himself suddenly drowning in pussy, I needed one irresponsible night out to get into deep shit.
Continued in replies.
>>
File: FB_IMG_1494088296955.jpg (31KB, 500x644px) Image search:
[Google]
31KB, 500x644px
>>732981635
We got home at 2am, drunk as f%@k and somehow managed to get me hard and good to go. We got down to business. Next morning I notice she's acting really weird, but I assumed she was either hungover or still drunk so I brushed it off.
After a few days, in which she kept acting really weird, I get a call from a guy in one of my classes that I played PS3 with once or twice. He calls me in tears, saying he fucked up and he's been banging my girlfriend for 3 months, and he's fed up with lying. Granted, he shows me nude pics of her, timestamped and all that. I am absolutely furious.
>>
>>732981635
Holy shit, I recognize that bear!
>>
>>732981771
Go on...
>>
File: FB_IMG_1493828700632.jpg (28KB, 540x487px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 540x487px
>>732981771
Skipping the whole facebook-gym-lawyer thing, I get home and start getting my shit together in order to be able to kick her out without any problem. I really didn't want this sex addicted bitch in my life any longer. In the middle of making a small inventory of the shit she brought into the house, I get a text from her.
"I'm pregnant"
>>
File: FB_IMG_1493365997505.jpg (23KB, 480x498px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 480x498px
>>732982141
I barely remember what I did next, because I was practically blacking out from rage. I could excuse - not forgive, though - the cheating, but scheming against me like this was too low for me to accept. I knew immediately what she was planning so I looked through the trash and found a bundled up condom, along with its wrapper. I fished it out and put it away carefully, then waited for the **** to get home.
Of course she's crying like a bitch. I keep calm. I can see through her lies. "I think it happened when we bare dogged it last night", she says. "I want to keep the baby." She's smiling, saying I'd make a great dad.
A few minutes into her play, I drop the bomb. "I know about [friend name, censored for privacy]. I want to break up. I don't care if you're really pregnant or not, I want you out."
>>
>>732982626
Let's see how this plays out...
>>
>>732982626
We are waiting sir.
>>
File: FB_IMG_1492311832132.jpg (57KB, 579x960px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 579x960px
>>732983349
At this point I can see in her eyes she's sad she's been caught rather than anything else. She bursts into a fit of rage and accuses ME of cheating on her, of being sex-obsessed (!). When I thought it would simply be a matter of physically kicking her out, she says she can prove it's mine (somehow) and if I don't support her financially she'll press charges for rape. She's throwing all these legal terms at me, saying she'll press charges for everything (whatever that meant) and that she'll ruin my life. But wait there's still more.
>>
Go on...
>>
>>732984037
I'm waiting for more people to come read honestly. I've never told anyone about this but I'm sure she has.
>>
>>732984187
keep going faggot
>>
>>732984268
This
>>
nigga why didn't you pretype
>>
Fucking can't wait for the end
Please cont op
>>
>>732984187
Gotta get the whole thing out quick, then compile the posts, archive, and start a new thread to share compiled so people get the whole story before commenting.
>>
File: FB_IMG_1491850623716.jpg (76KB, 543x960px) Image search:
[Google]
76KB, 543x960px
>>732984384
I snap. I push her against a wall and start screaming at her. "Bitch, I found the condom. I know what you did. I don't give a fuckk about you anymore, but you've known me enough to realize you can't fuck with me like this. I don't care if you have a baby or not and I don't care whose it is, but it's not mine, and if you dare to get me in legal trouble using this 'baby' of yours I will personally rip it out of you."
I was shocked at what I'd said but I kept my cool. She was bawling her eyes out, and manages to choke out a "sorry".
"I'm sorry. I won't press any charges. I'll just leave. But I need ONE thing."
"What the hell is it?"
>>
>>732984187
go on
>>
>>732984506
Tell me why you needed 5 minutes to type this.
>>
>>732984506
I don't like where this is going
>>
El bumperino
>>
>>732984506
Tree fiddy
>>
>>732984506
I need about tree fiddy
>>
Leaving this here..... Just in caseeee
>>
>>732984755
Same idea anon
>>
>>732984506
Nigger hurry the fuck up
>>
>>732984604
He didnt, he needed 5 mins to decide what happens next
>>
>>732984506
"I need you to open the door"
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>
>>732985002
yuuus..
>>
>>732984506
i need you to check my dubs
>>
File: chigurh.jpg (21KB, 250x267px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 250x267px
>>732985002
Nice
>>
File: FB_IMG_1495065270643.jpg (10KB, 340x148px) Image search:
[Google]
10KB, 340x148px
>>732984506
"I need...I need bout tree fiddy."
It was at this point that I realized my girlfriend was a three story high crustacean from the paleolithic era.
"Goddamn you, Loch Ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!" I yelled as she swam out into the sunset.
>>
>>732985002
OP here. Still typing it out. It takes 5 minutes per chapter because Im in the middle of watching midget scat porn. Stay tunes for OP faggotry.
Ignore this nigger by the way.
>>
>>732985427
kys
>>
>>732982626
>im pregnant
>it happened last night
wewlad
>>
>>732985658
Oh wow, someone that actually knows how pregnancy works...
>>
File: 1488894580497.jpg (39KB, 472x645px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 472x645px
>>732985888
check em
>>
>>732985997
Check em
>>
>>732986167
Che k em
>>
>>732986189
Check em again
>>
>>732986225
One more time
>>
>>732986263
Surely this will be
>>
"I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need"
>>
Goddamn op hurry
>>
>>732986299
Nice dubs check em
>>
>>732987000
CHECK EM
>>
>>732986400
Op is forever faggot
Also nice trips
>>
>>732987099
I got trips on my reply and I got dubs on my check em, boiii
>>
>>732987150
Single=1, double=2, triple=3 - Missed a couple of years of school?
>>
>>732987150
i see no trips my friend
>>
what happened to op?
>>
>>732985002
I was hoping for I "ima need about tree fiddy"
>>
File: 1494017137936s.jpg (3KB, 124x83px) Image search:
[Google]
3KB, 124x83px
It's official
Thread posts: 53
Thread images: 12
Thread images: 12