>walk into room >see gf getting pounded by 2 of your best

be an hero

>VR Gaming: Eric and Dylan's Adventure!

tell them to leave a gunpoint, i own the deed so i make the fucking rules

Turn 360 degrees and go to the bar and drink

Lemme think
Oh there isn't anything to think about. Douse them in kerosene and toss a lit match on them and walk to the bar.

The /b/ answer: jerk off and give them all a facial.

Real answer: beat the fuck out of them and toss them out of my flat. Then toss the whore out. But then again I have 1 best friend and no gf so this doesn't apply to me.

>>732979725
When did I get a girlfriend?
>sit down at computer
>brag on 4chin about my new GF

>>732979725
lube up and start fucking one of them while fingering the other

>>732979725
It's been 7 years since I've had a gf, having one in general would do, so I'd probably just jack off to this and cum in her mouth

>>732979725
massage their nuts

>>732980102
Kerosene doesn't light with a simple match,

>>732979725
Beat the shit out of my 'friends' or get beaten, slap the whore a couple of times. Throw them out of my apartment. post it on facebook and every other media i can. dox and release her nudes online

That guys ass on top looks tight..
I would go balls deep,

When In Rome
Do as the Romanians

>>732979725
>What would you HONESTLY do

i'm white so, of course, i would sit and watch like a good cuck.

>>732979725
Join them

>>732979725
first i would start kissing her amazing feet. Afterwards i would lick clean her every hole and invite my friends tommorow for another round

>>732980318
I thought the same. Go balls deep, peek over his shoulder at your gf and say "fancy seeing you here" and wink knowingly.

>>732979725
Start spanking them and generally make it so uncomfortable and awkward they lose their erections.

squirt superglue on the dicks and pussies and watch as they get stuck together.

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>>732980318
>>732980604

Silently walk out of the apartment next to my own. i have no friends :'(

"wtf is going on"

Looks like her mouth is free so I take up the empty hole.

>>732979725
Just climb atop my friend on top of her and start fucking him, duh.

>>732979725
>Suddenly I have a girlfriend
>Suddenly I have friends

I would genially feel warm inside.

Looks like her mouth is free. I'd fill up the final hole.

>>732979725
We have an open relationship. I'd be fucked off they'd done it in my place, and that she hadn't given me a heads-up, but other than that, fuck it.

I'd go make sandwiches and drinks, they will be famished after their fornicating.

Be surprised that I have a gf and friends and an apartment

>>732980005
if you turn 360 degrees you just go in their direction again you literal neanderthal

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MAKE HER AIR TIGHT

>>732980124
you savage man beast, you'd probably cower in fear and tell your girlfriend 3 weeks later that it made you insecure and ask her nicely to stop

>>732980885
>We have an open relationship
you're housemates who fuck. don't try to sugar coat it

>>732981202
Found a newfag

Kill 'em to death.

No shit. I've been cheated on one too many times. Haven't dated in years because if it ever happened again, I know I'd kill someone.

I'd regret it, too. But I've actually asked myself this question before. I don't think I'd even have to walk in on it. Just knowing would most likely send me over the edge for good.

>>732979725
Probably srab one of them while they sleep and then rape the other

>>732979725
Do what I did last time, use the mouth.

>>732981294
But the joke isn't funny you faggot.

>>732981202
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend!

>>732981289
b..bbut it's h-human nnnature....

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>>732979725
Force my dick it up her mouth. Peer pressure is scary

>>732979725
>Run into a store with explosives
>Make myself a vest of dynamites
>Shout "SANDWICHES"
>Detonate

Don't have a gf or friends.

>>732981294
>>732981435


newfags detected

>>732981427
No one cares, faggot, this is 4chan

I'd get my phone out and make a video and share it with everyone she knows after I kicked the top guy in the nuts and stomped on the bottom guy's nuts and beat all three of them with the aluminum bat I keep beside my bedroom door

>>732979725

>girlfriend already got fucked by my two best friends. not at once tho.
>fucked her dry one last time and never spoke to that slut again
>cry and masturbate for 3 years now
>females are nice, but... fucking sluts

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>>732979725
If my house, throw them all out on their naked asses, take a recording, throw it up on the internet with all her information. Email her family and friends and workplace the video.

Put her shit out on the curb and move on with my life. Life is too short to stay heartbroken or angry.

shove a glass jar in their assholes

>>732981294
>>732981435
haha i browse /b/ on my spare time, ive browsed for about a year and like to call people newfags >:D
as you probably can tell im pretty random hehe x3 my main interests are memes :D

>>732979725
I would laugh, leave and go fuck all the women I've wanted to over the last 5 years.

>>732979725
>record video till the end
>tell all three of them to leave
>put all her shit in boxes and text her that her shit is waiting for her outside the door at a certain time.
>gather all the pictures with her in it
>put it in a box
>put video on usb stick and cdr
>put in box
>put stuff she gave me in box as well
>put box in my safe
>take a deep breath and go to bed
>wake up single
>we'll see what the future will bring.

>>732980604
[Best answer]

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>>732981669
>commit multiple felony tier assault
>share vid of it[presumably on facebook]

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>>732981618
the real newfag is found

>>732979725

I'd get at her mouth.

i would start fapping while watching them.

no jokes

>>732979725
Blow my brains out over their naked bodies.

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>>732981202
Being this new

>>732979725
I'd be glad and go home

>>732979725
Jokes on you, I don't have friends or a gf.

>>732983009
This

>>732979725
Ha jokes on you. I don't have 2 bestfreinds not even 1

shoot all 3 in the dick/vagina

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>>732979725

>>732981202
FUCKING NEWFAG

>>732979725
Lube up an stick my cock in the first hole I can comfortably get inside.

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>>732980198
This guy knows

>>732981301
Literally same...

join in and slap the ahit out of my gf while she has 2 dicks in her and mine in her mouth

dump gf

go for drinks with the boys cause you cant get mad at them they just wanted to let you know your gf is a whore who isnt right for you

>>732979725
Hah, Jokes on you. I don't even have a room.

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>>732982855
Found the newfag

>>732980279
you fucking idiot
if you took your hand out of your pants and left the basement you would know it does.
you're thinking of something you read online about DIESEL.
which by the way can be lit with a match, but not usually by accident.
idiot

>>732983335
Kind of a weird predicament, isn't it?

To be completely aware of where your breaking point is and being able to control your lifestyle to avoid it but knowing that's the extent of the control you have over the situation.

It messes with me.

break the knees on all three, move them to separate rooms, and then torched the house.
i would also record their screams to send to their friends and family together with pic related.

>>732981202
Ah summer

laugh because i dont have any friends nor a girlfriend in the 22 years of my worthless existence

>>732979725
Leave without them noticing. Later on kill each one off.

>>732979725
tell her "you're obviously dumped, also find a new place to live" since of course im the one who owns the house.

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>>732983561
I like it.

>>732980005
A 360 would put you right into your bestfriends ass, fucking fag

i'd probably throw a tantrum like a little child and then leave for some bar to get black out drunk, use money i dont have to hire as many hookers as possible

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>>732983802
>being this new
>not reading the thread
>not getting the joke
>that's the fucking joke

>>732979725
unzip and go all in , assert your dominance as alpha male and fuck them all.

Once Ive fucked them all id run to the kitchen and grab cake sprinkles and shit on the floor in front of them and then top it off with sprinkles "surprise shit bags" and exit the room after thoroughly wiping my ass on the door handle and exiting the room with double finger flick off, successfully making them faggots and laid.

>>732979725

Start wanking

>>732979725
Suddenly wondering what sloppy seconds is like

>>732979725
Kill all 3 of them, then turn myself in. Proceed to get 3 squares a day, free room & board b*tch.

triple homicide

Lube up my ads, ouch the top to the side and ride his cock while kissing my gf and moan like a slut for her

>>732981202
>>732983802
the best newfag detector

>>732979725
Take a picture, kick them out, and then anonymously send the picture to everyone she knows.

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>>732979725

Beat the two asshats to death with a baseball bat

Administer the most violent anal rape of all time to the whore

Tie her up and set her on fire

Watch her skin bubble as she dies in agony

Make toast and coffee

Feed the cats

Tidy up

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Assert my dominance and start assfucking them.

>>732983400
this

>>732981294
>>732981435
>>732983060
>>732983267
>>732983562
>>732984760
calling out newfag's for newfags, newfags

>>732979725
Whatevs. Girls are a dime a dozen and why would I continue to want her anyways?

Simply kill them all.

Problem solved.

>implying anon has a gf
>implying anon has two best friends
>implying anon has a best friend
>implying anon has a friend
>implying anon walks into rooms

I would love it and start fapping behind the door

kill myself then kill them all

>>732979725
Scream "Oh my god I actually have a go, and friends!"

>>732988940
Gf *

jokes on you i dont have any friends

>>732979725
make them suffer!

>>732986800
>mfw 4chan is just an endless acid trip of newfags calling newfags newfags

>>732981427
it's not supposed to be funny. It's bait for newfags you moron

>>732979725
Woul cam that and jerk of several times to video, let them cum in her as mucha s they want to. My GF used to fuck with mine friend, and makeing vids for me, but after few times she stopped and dont want to continue.

>>732981301
same

>>732985754
damn i wish I were at home banging my wif-
oh yeah

Walk over and deepthroat my gf while pinching her tits. Then rotat holes with my bros.
Mabe break out some drink and drug's and just make a hell of a night of it.

>>732985754
I bet he even shook his hand after..

Leave. Die alone.

Rape them all

>>732984760
Even better than fingerboxes

>>732989207
>posts mfw
>no image
newfag

>>732979725
Call Tyrone from work to see if he'd be interested as well....

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>>732981202

>>732979725
be surprised I have two actual friends.

hell I'd be surprised by one.

>>732979725
Joke is on you, no gf. Wife.

And I only have one friend.

>>732979725
2 of your best what?

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i let a friend of mine fuck my gf and they took pics of it. hottest thing ever

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>>732992139
pic related btw

>>732979725
Rape them all out of self defense

>>732979725
Take the open hole and go airtight on the chick

>>732979725
If they're actually your best friends, what's the problem ?

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>>732980262

>>732992139
>>732992264
kill yourself cuck faggot

i cannot stand you stupid fucking cucks

>>732979725
Probably beat all of them to death in a rage

>>732979725
Popcorn and a cold beer

>>732979725
I'd go to get my gun, But my phone goes off And my mom also died okay bye

"What the fuck?!"
Toss in a few shoves and sock the first one in the face, kick the one on the bottom in the skull, spit in her face and throw them all out of my house, simple.

>>732979725
Put my handgun on the top guys ass barrel angeled down so the bullet would go thru both men's assholes and ballsacks. 4 hit combo with one shot. Two assholes and ballsacks.

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>>732990602
shut up newfag

>>732979725
I'd go to my closet to get my steel bat to beat the shit out of all three of them. After that, i'd go to the bar.

>>732979725
kill all three, drink, then prob kms

>>732990602
In such situations u r supposed to imagins his face newfag

>>732985314
You fight in old style. Best style.

>>732993404
404 speaks truth

>>732993344
whats up with all the dubs i'm getting, it's like 5 in a roll

one more and I'll an hero this weekend

>>732979725
"holy shit I made friends?"
"who the fuck is that girl?"

>>732980693
Don't forget to beat the shit out of them

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>Grab my trusty axe
>Proceed to murder the 3
>Hang self (optional)

Only right way

>>732979725
Join in, her mouth is still free.

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>having gf
>having friends

Use a kitchen gun

>grab my gun
>throw handcuffs at them
>"don't pull out just put them on or you are all dead"
>tie them with a rope for extra protection
>glue them together with super glue
>give each one of them a big 'cheater' tattoo on their faces (since i am a tattoo artist)
>leave and close door

>>732981202

>>732979725
wonder where i got 2 best friends from and how my asian ex got here

>>732980294
same, i will fight them doesn't matter if i win or loose

would let them cum in/on her and then would clean her spotless, even creampies

>>732987327
This pic makes me so fucking angry

>>732979725
Crime of passion for sure

Smash the top guy in the head with my mettalic bat, and then beat the other one senseless with it.

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>>732993483
>>732994149

>>732981202
bait

>>732979725 ram the hose of the vacuum cleaner 10 inch deep in one the asses and switch it on
???
profit

>>732980458
You're not white.

loan my girl out on occasion
have a couple friends I let cum in her
she's a good little sub and is eager to please

>>732982261
Best answer.

>>732985754

Laura Prepon and Nicholas Cage?

>>732983044
My girlfriend and I have a pact: If either of us cheats, expect the other to show up and blow their brains out over their cheating partner.

>>732981202
newfag

>>732979725
>2 of your best friends
Impossible

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>>732979725
wonder how and when i got a gf...

>>732981294
>>732981435
>>732983060
>>732983267
>>732983562
>>732984760
god they all fell for it

Start wondering when I got a girlfriend, and when I got friends.

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I would genuinely love it. Get my phone out and film it. Pic is my wife

>>732979725
one bullet 3 victims