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Anonymous
2017-09-12 05:48:24 Post No.744969591
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:48:24 Post No. 744969591 [Report] [View this topic]

omh uguos 0this oiys ao ghuckimg jard

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:49:15 Post No.744969644
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>>744969591
this is incredibly easy rir

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:51:31 Post No.744969777
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>>744969591
What's the point? The F and J keys have bumps on them for anyone to find the home row without ever looking at the keyboard. I wrote all this with my eyes closed, btw.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:51:56 Post No.744969806
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Wow are there really people out there that can't type like this without looking at their keyboards?

Anonymous
2017-09-12 05:35:11 Post No.744968932
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:35:11 Post No. 744968932 [Report] [View this topic]

Any truth to the story that some Americans thought they could defend themselves against Irma with guns? Apparently some shot into it to try and change the direction. Why are Americans so fucking retarded?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:53:24 Post No.744969897
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>>744968932
You know that was all a joke, right? Facebook memories pages propegated that.
Who's the retard?
>Inb4 whom's'dt

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:54:02 Post No.744969932
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>>744969897
FUUUUUCK autocorrect. *Memes not memories

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:55:11 Post No.744970011
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>>744968932
Shows how stupid you are that you even considered the possibility that it was true.

Anonymous
2017-09-12 05:35:33 Post No.744968948
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:35:33 Post No. 744968948 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it possible to start dating a girl who doesnt find you attractive enough? In terms of weight or height?

She didnt say that exactly, but when asked for her prototype guy she replied someone much taller and not very thin. Im 175cm and even trying to eat a lot and going to the gym I always end up losing weight too quickly.

I guess its just something like "dreamy" guy, same if I was looking only for boobs and ass.

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:36:24 Post No.744968979
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>>744968948

Of course.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:38:20 Post No.744969065
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>>744968948
You know what makes you irresistible to any woman, no matter how hot they are or ugly you are?

Money.

Get money... fuck bitches.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:44:36 Post No.744969373
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>>744968948
No idiot she was hinting that she doesn't like you. If she did like you, she would let you know. Most of these fags don't understand that there's nothing you can do to convince a girl to like you. Either she is attracted to you or not. No pick up line or perfect combination of words is going to get you between her legs. Either she likes you and will make it apparent, or she doesn't and will try to hint that you should stop trying. It's not hard to decipher. The fact that you aren't sure should tell you she's not into you.

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2017-09-12 05:54:21 Post No.744969957
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:54:21 Post No. 744969957 [Report] [View this topic]

No fap roulette? Trips should post pics of his roll

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:58:38 Post No.744970203
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:32:29 Post No. 744968777 [Report] [View this topic]

What was the last shoe you bought anon?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:34:01 Post No.744968871
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>>744968777
same as the other shoe I bought

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:35:26 Post No.744968944
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>>744968871
This

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>>744968777
Lucky 7

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2017-09-12 04:56:47 Post No.744966737
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 04:56:47 Post No. 744966737 [Report] [View this topic]

Cel thread

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:00:36 Post No.744966934
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>>744966737
What?

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:02:11 Post No.744967028
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High five

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2017-09-12 05:41:26 Post No.744969205
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:41:26 Post No. 744969205 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello,

can someone who is a native speaker or speaks and understands Japanese, please translate following video for me:

https://youtu.be/IlVnWYU-2wQ

It's only two Minutes in duration, but nonetheless I need every piece and bit of it.
I would greatly appreciate anyone for their help.

Many thanks in advance.
(picture related)

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:49:16 Post No.744969646
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>>744969205
Maybe you'll have better luck at /jp/ than here pal.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:51:04 Post No.744969749
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>>744969646
You are right, I posted in the wrong place indeed.
I am sorry for the trouble.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:53:03 Post No.744969866
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>>744969749
b is random, so it's okay.
btw, what do you want to know about that video exactly?

Anonymous
2017-09-12 05:07:38 Post No.744967339
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:07:38 Post No. 744967339 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>neet transformation almost fully complete
>independence day arrives in my country
>five days to do fuck-all
>fuckyes.jpg
>mom passes by me one night and says
>"Hey anon why don't you call your friend over?"
>My friend, who i'll call Bruce from now on, is a league faggot
>call him anyway, he says alright because mom suggested calling him
>"Hey, Anon, wanna play minecraft"
>areyoufuckingshittingmerightnow.png
>other friend is in tall, Philippe, faggot enough to not be a chad, but social enough to not be a neet
>i call him over for the weekend.

>the day they should come i get a call from each.
>"Hey anon i don't feel like going to your place, cya"
>Bruce just noped the fuck out, idc since disapointing is his main job.
>"Anon, gonna spend the day at a hair saloon with mom, can't go to your place, we can go watch a movie or some shit on sunday to compensate"
>i got ditched by both, at least there's sunday for me to do something
>mom needed the phone since she broke hers
>i go to the theater, no phone, buy the tickets, it's a politics movie but we're there to just dick around
>I wait.
>He didn't come, i had to watch a whole movie on brazillian politics on my own
>dad finds me alone in the corner of the parking lot, eating a bag of doritos
>we get home, mom hands me the phone and hugs me
>"i'm sorry anon"
>youfuckingwhat?
>he left a message saying he went on a session 2hrs earlier and went with his gfs best friend
>i cried myself to sleep that night
>only get home late in the afternoon, somewhy i started feeling suffocated at home doing fuck-all
>dad calls me to go for a walk
>it was fun, we talked shit, walked the dog and it was an overall pleasant experience
>we're going again on Wednesday, i dont give a fuck about the fuckers who ditched me anymore.

I don't know how to end the story, so i'll just cut it there, did you ever have a similar experience, /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:11:12 Post No.744967519
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>>744967339
This is only the start of it anon. The next steps are deep depression followed by nihilism. Then you will start having fun again

The process takes about 10 years, try not to drink too much because a beergut is a bitch to get rid of

Enjoy the ride

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:13:28 Post No.744967638
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>>744967519
But...i'm happy as is...i won't come back, i won't! i won-

Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:16:24 Post No.744967785
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>>744967519
it wont take ten years you faggot, it's different for every person, but since OP seems to have good caring parents it'll take him at least two or three years. Don't worry OP life's like that, you'll find good friends eventually, in the mean time you can spend time with your parents, after all they're the two persons you'll miss the most once they're gone.

Anonymous
2017-09-12 05:41:42 Post No.744969224
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:41:42 Post No. 744969224 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you fuck this, /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:44:50 Post No.744969389
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Yes, if I had the chance.

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>>744969224
Absolutely.

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>>744969224
No.

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2017-09-12 05:47:01 Post No.744969508
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:47:01 Post No. 744969508 [Report] [View this topic]

Dubs and I post the part of the book where the 11-year-old girl fucks all her friends, struggles to get the fat kid's massive cock in her pussy and has 2 orgasms

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:47:46 Post No.744969555
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>>744969508
Rolling

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>>744969508

dubbzget

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>>744969508
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

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2017-09-12 05:41:35 Post No.744969217
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:41:35 Post No. 744969217 [Report] [View this topic]

MILF thread with pics that AREN'T continually recycled on here

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Anyone got more of this one?

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>>744969339
Is that one from yesterday? I saved it too

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:40:49 Post No. 744969174 [Report] [View this topic]

What went so wrong in your life that youve now reached such a low point that you're browsing /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 05:45:58 Post No.744969452
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>>744969174
I have no luck in the real world. So I resort to this. 4chan was always shit and still is. But I have nothing else.

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>>744969174
I'm hoping to find that last, crucial piece of knowledge,
so that I can meet my soulmate.
>/b/est place to do that, apparently

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>>744969174
>now reached such a low point that you're browsing /b/?

This is a low point? Things are going fairly well. I have no real complaints. Money is stable, I have free time. When /b/ is good, it's a really good thing.

I just wish I had the power to kill shit posters, fag posters and logboy posters dead.