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>>744956975

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>>744957076

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>>744957181

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6th grade: The first day bitch

>First day of school
>See elementary school crush
>used to hit on her all the time
>her brother and i were close friends
>Ohshityougoheretoo?.gif
>Looks at me with confusion and worry
>"Hey annon, my brother doesnt go here, he went to a different school."
>oh
>ask her for her number
>gives me the rejection hotline #
>after school
>go home and call number
>what a bitch
>never seen her since
>Mfw

FFWD a few days:

The first kiss pt1

>Sitting in class bored af
>Not doing much of anything but day dreaming
>tards argueing and yelliing
>Tard police doing nothing helpful
>Teacher trying to get the class under controll and to pay attention
>day goes on like this untill lunch where the tards of both classes get to eat with the non tards
>go to lunch
>sit across from mario and hope
>Have random convorsation about dogs that then leads to a convorsation aboout sex
>Itsgettinghotinhere.png
>Go to recess
>walk laps around the track field
>continue convorsation
>Hope asked mariio and i if we ever had sex or kissed someone
>Mario said "not yet"
>I lied and said "i have a bunch of times"
>Hope leans over to me and kisses me on the lips
>First kiss by a girl ever
>Then leans over to mario and kisses him on the lips
>uwotm9
>competitivemodeactivated.gif
>leans over to me again and decide to be brave and tongue it.
>she blushes
>kisses mario again
>no tongue
>cant compete
>Ask her to flash us her tits
>looks around quickly
>She does it!
>still flat chested
>slightlydiisapointedyetmildlyamused.png
>recess is half over
>walk to the very edge corner of the field where this drainage ditch is
>three of us sit on the concrete covering the drainage pipe
>Hope sits in the middle of us
>The connvorsation continues
>"I showed you mine now you show me yours" she said
>"Okay, but one rule, if one guys dick is out the other has to close/cover his eyes" i said
>All agree

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The first kiss pt2

>R,P,S for who goes first
>Mario goes first
>I close my eyes
>10 seconds later
>"okay your turn" she says.
>open my eyes
>Mario closes his*
>Uzip my pants
>FULLYERECT.webm
>"Very nice" she said
>Notice mario peeks
>Youfuckingfaggot.gif
>Dont say anything
>Bell rings and recess is over
>Tard police pulls us aside before we head in
> "You weren't doing anything inappropriate were you?"
>Fuck we've been caugt!
>all lie and say "no we were just talkiing about dogs"
>Tard guard believes us
>Mfw

>>744957931
Also got this flannel

>>744957931
Gz

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>>744957977
Pic didn't send

>>744956609
bestiality is illegal

Smell. Also fuck chicks with dicks. No thanks.

except traps have feminine curvy bodies and smell great and most land whales smell like cheese and you wouldn't even know what whole your fucking if even, probably your dick will get lost in side those immense flaps

disgusting

so get a clue faggot, 0/10

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>>744956702

>>744956702
Kys faggot!

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>>744956702
Smoke it and find out OP

Defs columbia

Columbia for sure.
Had a chick in my class with a similar haircut and color, made me diamonds for so many years during my schooling.

>>744956494
>>744956554
But that voice, anons. That voice. It would be like trying to fuck a dog's squeaky toy.

>>744955676
who dat

>>744955919
Jessi Slaughter - look up her nudes

>>744956545
What's for lunch?

>>744956545
Where is your private masturbarion room?
How many times during shift?

How empty is your life?

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If you believe this two are not real Whites, you are falling for the Jewish tricks.
Trust me, I had long long ancestor who had ginger hair but none of us ever married any ginger for the last 12 generations and now we can't produce gingers anymore.

>>744956520
are you fucking retarded?

>>744956675
Every influence that is tiny and weak got absorbed and eventually erased by larger dominant influence.It takes time but it happens.That's biology

>>744958047
>trying this hard to justify muh adult cartoon

>>744958102
>trying this hard to antithetically define muh taste

>>744958102
>being baited this hard.

>>744956755

more of that chick

>>744956755
your english is poor as so you shall be poor, thus is life in English speaking cuntries which are the only rich countries and also they all hate wogs so

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dont you fucking dare enter Holland.
it's too nice here and everyone is welcomed.
we already have enough fortune seekers ruining this place.

Holland is pretty ok with foreign people. if you speak English you will have no problem getting a job.

>>744957622
Wasn't it the romans who struck the killing blow? Get cucked again, jewfag.

>>744957895
If you want to be pendantic it were nails and not romans that killed jesus

>>744957622
Pontius Pilate

>>744957825
Depends if it has a dick, if so, yes

>>744957825
No

>>744957825
No she is not. She is a modell called Ella Freya

>>744957506
actually is deviantart

>>744957506
>letting an inferior woman drains your life fluids
Good riddance.

go to anon.ib

Got heaps, but want to see interest in the thread before I can bother putting them up

erm..hi