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Rate my tinder profile /b/ I think chicks will dig it
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sounds politically edgy still im a beta so i wouldnt know what a good tinder bio would be
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Too edgy? Too much autism? Too much bants? Or just enough
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>>744961871
>too much bants
what bants? its just edgy nihilism.
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>live in Aus
>have flat with friends
>friends' friend from Europe comes for Summer
>been here for about a week now
>cool guy but it's too hot for him here
>he has to sleep in my room, which is nice for stories and music and laughs
>but he started sleeping in the nude recently
>Never been giving me gay vibes or anything
>I'm still uncomfortable though
How do I approach him and tell him it's awkward for me? I don't want to offend him. Is this a european thing? If so maybe someone can help me.
>pic related he is sleeping late after a big Friday night. Makes doing stuff in the room awkward.
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I live in northern Europe and no this is not normal here att all. Just give him some roofies and you have something to fuck for a while you virgin :)
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>>744960493
Yeah just tell em to put on boxers nexst time you catch him fill his hole
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>>744960493
Can you spread his cheeks and take a quik pic?
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Here we give each other advice on love life, girlfriend, boyfriend, tranny etc.
I'll start
I've been going out with a sweet 21 yr old and have bought her many gifts such as expensive jewelry etc, taken her out many times to expensive clubs and I have paid every time. Till now we have only held hands, not even a kiss. It;s been like 5-6 months we've been going out.
I'm afraid to make the first move, also don't want to fall in the friend zone. We talk very light about sexual stuff - like she was joking with me in my car last time that maybe I could molest her or she would wear a see through dress for me next time in black lingerie.
Is that a sign I can ask her for a kiss? She's kind of traditional.
Of course, I don't love her, I just want to kiss her or would love to fuck her but I think if I keep buying her stuff and take her to expensive clubs without getting anything in return I should probably move on. I'm pretty sure she won't make the first move so it has to be me. What do /b/?
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>>744960601
Your stupid and shouldn't ever buy a girl expensive shit just to get her expensive shit
Now it's an expectation and she won't appreciate it. Congrats you're boned
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>>744960601
>6 months
>Spend hundreds of $$
>No kiss
You are getting cucked hard
Get the pussy by threatening to cut her off. Use that slut up and kick her to the curb. Don't buy her any more shit. It is literally a waste. Also accumulate side chicks so she knows she is not special.
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I have a game guys.
I went out to the store this morning. I bought:
>A Large coffee
>A pack of Marlboro Slate shorts cigarettes
>2 Crystal Pepsi's
I paid $15 and some change. Try to guess what state I live in.
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california?
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>>744961301
Not Florida lol
Seriously though. Where the fuck can you still get crytal bepis?
Tennessee
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>>744961301
New york or philly
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What did he mean by this?
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It was an honest slip up. Every 13yo in call of duty during the 00's was calling each other "retard nigger faggots." The outrage is that he's not a naive 13yo CoD gamer anymore. He's a celebrity, which means you have to deal with the reactions to what you do from your audience, from pulling troll pranks to slipping up and exposing your inner 13yo. The problem is that he didn't respond to his failing like an adult, he did it like a teacher who accidentally said the shit word in front of his students.
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he was jk. was funny. did he do it again?
or is the hype over him "saying" nigger the first time.
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>>744961630
The only problem is that he wasn't using it in a racist way. He should have used it while talking about the superiority of the white race.
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>tfw my dick is 9 inches long.
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>>744960890
Pic and timestamp
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Stale bait
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IF YOUR DICK IS LESS THAN NINE INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN
>tfw I'm cuter than all of you neckbeards.
Roast me you ugly cunts.
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>>744960668
why arent you at school?
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Go ask your gay boyfriend to roast you
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>>744960668
I'd cum all over your face. but i'm not gay.so go fuck yourself
If you tell me the location of this building in Tokyo, I will pay you a shit ton of money.
you located that stupid flag, you can do it.
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was taken earlier today
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help
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personal army plz
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What are some disturbing things I can say to my psychiatrist this afternoon to alarm him and make him think I’m a psychopath?
~Eco
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>>744960790
I would love to have you for dinner
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Tell him you sometime hear people talking when no one is around and that you catch figures out of the corner of your eye
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>>744960937
He already thinks I’m batshit insane. I told him I have violent fantasies of hitting people in the face with a hammer or pushing them onto the subway tracks. I told him I watch gore and ISIS beheadings. I told him I’m thinking about selling coke next month. Told him I hear voices telling me to do bad things. Just trying to see how much I can get away with before he alerts the authorities about me.
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Girls Showing Off Their Big Tits Thread
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1) How do I tell my 5-year-relationship gf that I want her to be fucked by other men, while I watch and film it?
2) In case she says "yes", how should I look for a guy who would do this? Is it better if I know him or not?
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>anon, I want you to be fucked by other men, while I watch and film it
>hire male escort
jeez it's not hard faggot, why even bother asking /b/ anyway?
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>>744960932
I told my gf yesterday and she was intrigued. I suggest you tell her with the excuse that you'd love to watch 3rd person. She'll fall for that
If she says yes, go on tinder and make a deal to only swipe and chat with dudes when you're together
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>>744960932
First, mix equal parts chlorine bleach and ammonia. Second and lastly, place mixture in front of your face and breathe deeply.
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FB/IG Thread
tell us if you're saving
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pewdiepie said and did anti-semitic shit, and people defended him
pewdiepie said the n word and people are still fucking defending him
i swear to fucking god, rich white men continue to get away with everything
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I'm a poor white man and I say nigga all the time.
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op's a fag
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>>744960631
It's free speech you retard. No one likes pewdiepie but if he gets removed for free speech then we are all fucked.
dumb-ass amerifats. europe will take over. You don't even use metric system or celcius. Inferior fat fucks
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celcius isn't as good for measuring air temperature
http://thevane.gawker.com/fahrenheit-is-a-better-temperature-scale-than-celsius-1691707793
>Fahrenheit gives you almost double—1.8x—the precision* of Celsius without having to delve into decimals, allowing you to better relate to the air temperature.
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>>744960991
Anybody hanging around with more of this chick? Clothed, nude, don't matter.
General Chicks you want more of thread
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