Guys I've been having a dream for while now that freaks me out to the point I don't want to fall asleep, I wake up gasping for air. In the dream I am in a swimming pool, i dive under and hold my breathe, when i come up for air there are thousands of floating rubber dildos on the surface stopping me from getting to the surface to breathe.. been happening more and more. I'm not a fag either
Anyone got a dream book or anything, not much on the net bout it
>>745022860
Maybe 4chan turned u gay bro..
>>745022860
I can help you, but you have to want to understand. The fact that these revelations are coming to you through dream means you're actively suppressing conscious awareness of what your subconscious is trying to tell you. I'm a Jungian mystic and have 25 years of experience doing lucid dreaming. But nothing I tell you will help unless you are prepared to do the work involved in confronting your existential fears.
I THINK MY MOM WANTS TO FUCK ME. MY DAD LEFT HER FOR A HOT YOUNGER CHICK. SHE JUST LOST 80 POUNDS, WORKS OUT A LOT AND SAYS SHE'S ALWAYS "HORNY". SHE MAKES ME TAKE STUPID PICS OF HER FOR HER NEWLY OPENED INSTAGRAM AND DOES A LOT OF ONLINE FLIRTING.
THIS IS HER. SHE IS ALSO ON HEAVY MEDICATION SINCE MY DAD SPLIT.
don't care if this is pasta, just post more pics
fuck her you fag!
What's her instagram?
B-b-b-but her emails...........
>>745014478
b-b-b-baiting
>>745014478
Fa-fa-faggot
>>745014478
you forgot whore..........
Pretty sure I smoked too much weed and I'm gonna die, my eyes are trying to go a full on sleep apnea meltdown. This is really it huh? I'm going blind because I didn't listen and it's happening tonight..it's been nice but soon I'm going to lose my sight. Can anyone help cheer me up?
>>745022422
You're actually fucking retarded
>>745022478
I just took this picture though, it's not from Google it's my fucking eye
>>745022422
Yeah you're gonna die 100%
21 year old phimosisfag here. Just got told by two doctors that I will need a circumcision. I am terrified at the thought of it but it needs to be done. Anyone else here have a late circumcision? If so what is the recovery process like?
>>745018617
Are you american? If so, you don't need a circumcision.
>>745018617
Why the fuck
>>745018617
Have you tried stretching and steroids creams? If you have and they haven't worked, there are still some less invasive surgeries they can do. If the non retractability doesn't cause any other serious issues (pain, difficulty urinating or having sex) it's not even considered to be a problem in most cases.
I'm an oldfag. What are some good contemporary metal bands that will appeal to my dad sensibilities? I'm not afraid to be a little adventurous. I'm 44.
Slipknot
>>745013748
What kind of metal, Heavy, Trash?
>>745013748
Striker, Spellcaster, Enforcer, Skull Fist.
Can give more if you want.
Random thread
Feels thread
Tell us your woes, anon
>there will never be a good browser
>>745018720
I feel you, man. Which browser do you use?
>>745019014
I've used fucking everything, but for now, I have to use Chrome. I mainly used Firefox, but the shit with WebExtensions was the last straw; so now I'm stuck with this shit. Opera became buggy, Maxthon is a joke, and a plethora of bugs plague every browser I've used thus far.
It hurts.
Its my birthday today, /b/.
I turned 20 and I'm just fucking terrified of the future.
I'm actually just some special snowflake who thinks they're deserving of attention all the time.
Why am I like this?
Post Nudes?
you should watch those eye bags
>>745017428
>Just turned 20
Lies.
MODS MODS MODS
>be me
>grew up in a vault
>practiced medicine
>decided to settle down in a small town and offer my services
>one day some commotion up at the old graveyard
>don't pay much attention to it probley some of thoes high explosive hoodlums
>that weird wheelie robo bot drops a fed ex guy with a hole in his head at my door
>oh fuck
>INITIATE DOCTOR.EXE
>I NEED TO SAVE THIS MAN IT'S MY DUTY
>it's a tough grueling surgery
>but he pulls through thank God
>he comes through some days later
>I do some basic check ups mostly a formality
>send him on his way
>seems like a nice enough fellow
>a few days later I hear gun fire coming from the saloon
>oh no it's the powder faggots
>mfw the guy who i spent 16 hours doing intensive brain surgery on is leading the fucking charge
>>745021037
Hey pal, you didn't happen to find a chip on that fed ex guy the robot dropped off at your door did ya?
>>745021037
>>745021567
Did someone mention a chip? Mind if I borrow it for a bit? I promise you'll get it back.
>WHISTLESNAPPER
I need help /b/ros
I need a liquid I can fit in a water bottle, not look fishy as fuck and will make me vomit/throw up.
I can explain why if any of your really care, I know I could just use my finger but my gag-reflex is non existent
>no homo
I need it for tomorrow for a plan I have, but I need to throw up for that plan to work. Any options? I need something that will 100% guaranteed make me throw up as soon as I ingest it. Thank you!
Pic unrelated, it's just an ass.
self bump
Anyone? I would appreciate anything.
>>745021399
half a cup of vegetable oil + 3 lemon's juice
>>745021806
How long would it take before I throw up?
Wwyd thread
>>745014364
more of her please
Wwyd
Have you ever cheated on someone that was loyal to you? If so why?
If you havent, would you?
>pic unrelated
Yep. Got drunk on my birthday. Kissed and fingered some whore at the club after my girlfriend had left, given me birthday beej, and brought a literal basket of gifts beforehand. I don't know why I did it. I like feeling validated and it felt good to be liked by another girl.
>>745019547
I do cheat often
Im too possesive and attention seeker but I keep it a secret to not annoy my bf, so when he is not paying attention to me I feel the urge of going online and revalidating me with some men that reminds me that I'm someone
and yeah, my selfesteem is under the sea level
>>745021292
You're a worthless piece of shit and I hope you bf is cheating on you. You're nothing to him. He doesn't even give you attention LOL cause you're not worth his time.
Dubs decides what I say , you know the drill
''Hello Isabeast''
>>745021440
Close
Bad camera angle I hope?
>>745021436
im 75% certain I know her
I want more of her.
>>745022157
Where are you from? That chick looks slavic
>>745022513
US - East Coast