Its my birthday today, /b/. I turned 20 and I'm just fucking

Post Nudes?

you should watch those eye bags

>>745017428
>Just turned 20
Lies.
MODS MODS MODS

post nudes and you'll have more than just my attention

>>745017428
why tho? can't you just get some education and work your way out off sadness?

>>745017428
New timestamp

happy bday wanna fuck?

Ugly as fuck

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>>745017546
I used to have better nudes but my old computer shat itself and I don't have the money to fix it.
So enjoy my shit tits with a shit camera

On a serious note though op, happy fucking birthday. Seriously though, post nudes.

>>745017428
Tits and timestamp
Non-potato camera
Then state your business

Post your ass

>>745017428
>I turned 20 and I'm just fucking terrified of the future.

Don't let it bother you. Life is and will always be shit

>>745017767
Please put your shirt back on

>>745017428
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!? These eyes look like a fucking demon or some shit, if you make the picture bigger

Aye! I'd fuck op

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>>745017793

>>745017428

post nudes, it will boost your self confidence

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>>745017685
Pic related

>>745017767
Don't worry, we all are. Just take it one thing at a time. And try to plan things out. Try to take care of yourself for the near future health and food wise. And enjoy your birthday

And post more.i want to impale you with my cock

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>>745017845
I like you

>>745017767
Pull ass-cheeks apart and post asshole. I really need to jerk off to it

Op what's your snap? I'll send ya hella dick pics for your birthday

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>>745017767
Girl, you ugly and you know it.

>>745017672
I'm slowly working my way through a basic cert 2 just to keep myself on abstudy while my disability is processed
Hence being a whiny special snowflake

>>745017428
id slam that shit

>>745017909
Are you posting with a fucking Nokia ?!

>>745017428
Wtf is 13/09

>>745017909
Non-potato camera
Australians can’t get over 2MP?
And show that hairy cunt already

>>745017998
Great another dumb cunt sucking money from the government.

>>745017793
Like I said, my laptop shit itself. All I own is a $39 phone. If you wanna send me money for a better device I can always give you my PayPal bro

>>745017998
>disability
You mean depression and anxiety?

>>745017998
Certs are good. Try to get some skills outside of your specialty as well. New micosoft office can be quite handy, like power point.

>>745018170
Schizophrenia and Bipolar 2 actually.
PTSD because of course. BPD because OF COURSE. this is why I'm an attention seeking whore.

>>745018198
Fuck off you flaming white knight faggot. She knows we are here to degrade her and make her show us nasty shit.
While we’re at it, sharpie in pooper

>>745017998
Ooooooooooooo, a whiney special tubby down under snowflake!

So what do you listen to?

>>745017909
You know you're a fat shit when you eat the timestamp

>>745017428
I would so rape you. Not make love. Forcefully rape you if i ever see you in real life now i know how you look and that youre only in Amsterdam.

>>745018120
Dangerous to do here. You may find yourself balls deep on a cum shooting dragon dildo while those nipples are pumped for a large sum. Neets be strange

Yeah, post some ass pics. It was my birthday 2 months ago

>>745018318
Aw.. that's just mean

>>745018284
I’m bipolar 2 with psych features and generalized anxiety disorder with panic attacks... but I still work a full time job.

>>745017958
this

>>745017428
Why are you terrified of the future, Anon?

>>745018318
Kek’d

>>745018120
Post PayPal and picture of butthole

>>745018284
Im australian and have a penis that regularly bocomes erect, want to taste it?

>>745018336
...that's hot.

Thoughts op?

>>745018318
I thought it was cute, like a obedient OP willing to be a good little doggy

>>745017982
fuck yes dota

>>745017953
Dude that movie was a trip and a fucking half, I can't believe I remembered that part.

wow, 18 minutes to scare off OP

>>745017767
State your business, bridge troll.

I was jerking off and saw her photo and got a floppy. Had to think of my grandmother to bone again.

>>745018304
How is giving basic advice whitenighting??

>>745018311
Ive gotten back into Gorillaz recently tbh. Of course there's the usual tumblr stuff like twenty one pilots and Amanda palmer
Also rediscovered my love for Metallica after listening and drumming to Battery while drunk.

>>745018318
HA! that's a good giggle

>>745018410
I never finished high school (got beaten senseless when I came out) so my employability is kinda low. Which is why I'm working on doing certificates and doing music commissions in my spare time.

>>745018442
Every year I keep not expecting to live till my next birthday. Ive been suicidal for so long that I don't plan for the future. And now I'm AT the future and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Not trying to make a sob story, its just the way it is

>>745019005
Still wanna see your down under

>>745019005
>>>745018311 (You)
>Ive gotten back into Gorillaz recently tbh. Of course there's the usual tumblr stuff like twenty one pilots and Amanda palmer
>Also rediscovered my love for Metallica after listening and drumming to Battery while drunk.
God, Gorillaz, its been fucking ages since I listen to them. LLoved listening to them in collage. Can't say much on Metallica, I like some of their songs but I just don't like the band members themselves.

So, what is the kinkiest thing you have done?

I agree, let's see your down under

>>745018549
I'd prefer one of those tentacles from bad dragon, but ive also never experienced any of those dildos.
Also my biggest hate towards dildos is not getting that satisfying feeling of someone coming inside you so if it weren't such a huge process I'd do it.

>>745018557
I am a SUPER sub in person, but I get kinda bitchy online. Especially since my siblings are home from school now so taking nudes is basically impossible.

If I could post from my camera roll I'd be able to post old nudes but my phone won't let me do that.

>>745019282
You’ve got a bathroom. Go in, drop your pants, pic that slit

Op I'm a 21 yo homeless idiot who is about to shoot heroine in the hope that it kills me. Thanks for posting tits so I can go out on a high note.

>>745019259
Dude, the new album is fucking awesome.
As a side note, Sleeping Powder is on constant repeat in my head.
I have to agree with you about Metallica's members. They're all so fucking un-metal. Its insane to think they basically pioneered mainstream metal.

Kinkiest thing? Blew my boyfriend on a train that wasn't empty. Was wiping the cum off my mouth as I got off at my stop.
Kinkiest thing I really enjoyed tho? Watching game grumps with my partner with a ball gag in my mouth and a tail in my ass. That was amazing. I love casual submissive stuff.

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>>745019411
My vagina is 0/10.
Sorry to make everyone vom but I knew you wouldn't stop asking until I posted.

>>745019282
How about the kind.that puts geltin eggs up in you to push out or inducing lactation?

Gaged and with a tail plug sounds.auper hot.

>>745019565
>>>745019259 (You)
>Dude, the new album is fucking awesome.
>As a side note, Sleeping Powder is on constant repeat in my head.

Gotta check it out, need new music.
>I have to agree with you about Metallica's members. They're all so fucking un-metal. Its insane to think they basically pioneered mainstream metal.
I never understood that myself, they anything but what they try to represent, plus they seem to have a hard on for fucking their fans.
>Kinkiest thing? Blew my boyfriend on a train that wasn't empty. Was wiping the cum off my mouth as I got off at my stop.
Awesome
>Kinkiest thing I really enjoyed tho? Watching game grumps with my partner with a ball gag in my mouth and a tail in my ass. That was amazing. I love casual submissive stuff.
Wait, you wore both for the whole time? Awesome, love the tail buttplug.

>>745019832
I’d eat it
Wanna sit on my face op? You can drain my balls with your mouth while your at it

>>745019832
not the greatest but soo not 0/10

any anus pics?

>>745019832
Eh, not bad. Seems.to.be.puffy.

Would fuck hard and fill, risking preg. Stick something huge in there?

>>745017767
More ! Happy /b/day i'm erect post more nudes

>>745019832
Ehh you're a freak so I bet sex with you is great. You ever think about letting a bunch of randos cum inside you till that puss is filled with cum.

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>>745019832
Recreate this pic op?

>>745017767
Better view of those nips?

>>745019832
Op does showing your holes turn you on?

>>745019832
You sext op? Like being degraded or gently domed?

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>>745020003
>You wore both for the whole time?
Yeah dude, it was like a 4 hour session. We'd fuck and he'd take off the ball gag so I could blow him and then we'd watch some YouTube and he'd eat me out, kinda went on like that for ages. It was the best sex of my life, easily. I wish I could do that stuff more often but I'm single now.

>>745020062
Literally tried to take some in the bathroom and could not get the angle at all. I had some ass pics on my computer but there's that story again.

Also thanks for the validation comrades!

naked mirror picture?

>>745017428
We all feel special, most of us aren't. Lose some weight and specialize in something which uses your unique skills/abilities.

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>>745020594
Op let's be honest you just can't take pictures worth a shit. Go in the bathroom and use the fucking mirror. Literally impossible to fuck up.

>>745020594

Gonna get called a white knight but ya know what, at least you had the guts to ask about the future.

Some tips: Stay out of debt as much as you can, don't get knocked up too early, don't be a dick to your man, work hard, and enjoy the little things

>>745020309
Thats one of my fantasies actually, but with my favourite YouTube's. But honestly if I was blindfolded and could only hear their voices I wouldn't care if some other random guys came and fucked my holes all at once.

>>745020470
Honestly? Nah. I like sex for the validation. I'm basically asexual, really. I just really love attention and my body is an easy way to get that.

>>745019832
I'd fuck you and fill your pussy 7 days of the week!
If you are dirty minded ofc ;)

>>745020594
>>>745020003 (You)
>>You wore both for the whole time?
>Yeah dude, it was like a 4 hour session. We'd fuck and he'd take off the ball gag so I could blow him and then we'd watch some YouTube and he'd eat me out, kinda went on like that for ages. It was the best sex of my life, easily. I wish I could do that stuff more often but I'm single now.
Wow, have much more respect for you now.
So you earned this OP, Happy Birthday!

So what hobbies do you have? Granted the economics of your situation but still what do you keep yourself preoccupied with?

op if I was your neighbor I hate fuck the sh!t out of you & you would luff it

You are insecure because of your appearance, which you should be. Everything from your facial structure to your weight is below average and there isn't any possibility of you bettering yourself to be deserving of the attention you feed off of like the parasite you are.

Livestream your suicide if you want some real attention.

more noods plz

>>745020594
>prop camera up against wass
+
>set timer and burst shot
+
>spread ass and wait
=
>me fapping furiously and telling you how id pationately make out with your shithole till the end of time

>>745020594
Piss yourself, and give us pics of that

>>745020874
If you want validation and earn a shit load of cash go to oralvore and make Roxanne wish she could do your tricks ;)

livestreen your noods

>>745020981
>Everything from your facial structure to your weight is below average
I think the face would improve if the weight was lost. Look at her facial bone structure and she has something to work off of there

>>745021036
*against wall

>>745020536
When I'm in the mood for it. I find I kind of depersonalize a fair bit when I can't be there with someone.

>>745020761
I don't own a mirror. I don't think you understand how dirt poor I am.

>>745020808
I cant take pictures worth shit with this fucking phone. I get some good ones in occasionally but today is not my day.

happy b day op

>>745019832
at least its pink, not bad at all

>>745021066
stop that normie ;) shit, you are acting like a 15 year old virgin

what state you in op?

>>745021197
Hahaha you don't even know what I am talk I about normie!

But if you think swallowing live animals and frogs are "normal"

I honestly want to know what you think is twisted ;)

>>745019832
more pink plz with toys !

>>745020874
>>745020309 (You) #
Thats one of my fantasies actually, but with my favourite YouTube's. But honestly if I was blindfolded and could only hear their voices I wouldn't care if some other random guys came and fucked my holes all at once.

/b/ Meetup at ops house to fuck her silly and make her feel better with fuckholes and belly full of cum when?

Wiikisjohanna?

>>745018894
Kek this!

>>745021157
that's fine but can I get a naked pic of you wearing your panties on your face

>>745018284
yo fgt, ausfag in the disability industry here. what state? might be able to help some shit along there

>>745020907
Music and video games. Also lists of random information??? For some reason????
I write and compose and sing and shit. Kyle Alistair Felix Rigney on SoundCloud if you wanna check it out.

My main slam at the moment is huniecam studio. I know its lame and stupid but I love clicky games.

This is really cringeworthy but I'm SUPER into markiplier right now. Not as much his let's plays but his live action stuff. He's a perfect specimen of man in my eyes.

>>745020981
So tell me something I don't know. Of course I fucking hate myself. I'm an ugly piece of shit, I'm very well aware. But there are some people out there that like me for some reason and I stick around for those people. Because I crave attention.

>>745021157
I want to see you piss yourself. Might make up for posting such low quality pics

Anon, happy birthday from argentina buenos aires, dont care the shit, just remember is your day today!
smile :)

>>745021604
Be the first woman to swallow a live snake on YouTube!

Just look at Zera! She swallowed two grown mice and she is now super famous!

>>745021222
>>745021573
SA, its so many fucking hoops to jump through. Like, how the fuck does the government expect disabled people to do this shit???

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>>745021319
My bad, turns out you're not a normie. Just a sad edgelord that is probably in his mid 20's and desperately tries latching onto his teenage angsty years.

>>745021908
Here have a cookie my sweet little troll ;)

And btw you stink of communism!

Happy birthday femanon

>>745021834
ah, WA here so cant offer the most direct help.

The government structure things so that anybody who doesn't really, really need it gives the fuck up long before they have a chance at getting real disability support. They want to keep as much as possible and putting 50 obstacles in the way is how they've gone about it.

We have people with permanent, physical disability who have to regularly go and get certified by a doctor that their legs haven't grown back in order to keep receiving social security. it's fucked up.

So you're still not at the stage of centrelink admitting your a cripple yet?

>>745021604
>>>745020907 (You)
>Music and video games. Also lists of random information??? For some reason????
>I write and compose and sing and shit. Kyle Alistair Felix Rigney on SoundCloud if you wanna check it out.
HOLY FUCKING shit. Honestly I was expecting bad, I mean bad bad, but you can actually sing, some improvements needed but a shit ton better than I could ever sing.
>My main slam at the moment is huniecam studio. I know its lame and stupid but I love clicky games.
>This is really cringeworthy but I'm SUPER into markiplier right now. Not as much his let's plays but his live action stuff. He's a perfect specimen of man in my eyes.
Yes, Markiplier is cringeworthy.

OP, you have amazing tits. More? Nice vagina too. Pink.

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>>745021319
basic ass bitch boy

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>>745017428
There's only one important choice for you to make, and that's whether you want choice. When I refer to choice, I mean true existential choice, which is always painful, lonely, and dangerous. Most people choose to give up choice, to walk willingly into the cage prepared for them at birth and live quiet, dull, comfortable lives which profit the lizard kings who rule our world.

The other option is to grasp the nettle, so give up the safety and security of slavery and dare to live free. People will tell you that it's madness, and you will be tortured and tormented and degraded and humiliated. You will live in destitution, and you will be isolated from your fellow humans. But you will be free in ways they can't even conceive of.

I am 48 years old. I have been homeless many times. I have been diagnosed with everything from BPD to schizotypal to antisocial to autism, which simply means that I break all their nice pigeonholes. I decided many years ago that I wanted my life to be an adventure. I have been to prison, run for public office, been published as a professional author, hosted radio shows, founded two NGOs, punched a cop, been chased through a swamp by a man with a shotgun who wanted to kill me, and been featured on the cover of every newspaper in the country. Over the years I've made a living stocking shelves, running a marketing firm, writing erotica, enumerating for the city directory, cleaning toilets, selling chemicals, and breaking the law in a variety of interesting ways. My life is hard, exciting, lonely, adventurous, painful, and glorious.

(1/2)

>>745021604
>But there are some people out there that like me for some reason

Why do girls own vaginas yet can not comprehend that's the only reason we tolerate them? Have you felt your vagina? It's the only heaven on Earth and a respite from our empty lives.

When we degrade a woman and nut in her cunt it's euphoria. You'll never understand OP. Pussy is the reason civilization was built.

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>>745022035
That entire response was one big ol' clusterfuck.

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>>745017428
(2/2)
No one has the power to take this choice away from you. The hungry ghosts who control the surface of the world are powerless down in the darkness where the deep mysteries live. Make the choice and then live with the results of your choice.

The reason you feel like a "special snowflake" is because you've started to open your eyes. You can choose to close them and go back to sleep or you can choose to wake, and no one has the power to force you one way or the other. Just be aware that the left-hand path to the deep mysteries is dark and dangerous, and that those who sleep will do everything in their power to wrack your body and disturb your spirit.

Choose.

>>745022078
Ive already applied and been rejected once, I need to look into getting proper, written down diagnosis as well as go through DBT so I can check the boxes of having gone through all possible treatments. I think they just think I'm lazy. Which I kind of understand. But I need to be on disability. I need a carer.

>>745022088
Thanks man, Friends is probably my best track on there.
I've accepted the fact that my interests are cringe worthy. Being actually autistic, its not that surprising.

Your tits are not shit. Please post more, they're nice

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>>745022472
>>>745022088 (You)
>Thanks man, Friends is probably my best track on there.
>I've accepted the fact that my interests are cringe worthy. Being actually autistic, its not that surprising.
Yeah was finishing Friends up when you posted, now on to "Attention seeking"
Interesting, you wrote these too?

>>745022472
>Schizophrenia and Bipolar 2
you need a carer for that? must be pretty extreme, usually that'd be a bunch of support services (including the kind I do) but not full-time support.

>need to look into getting proper, written down diagnosis
step one is getting a full diagnosis. then you hassle the fuck out of centrelink to find out what they need, and then you'll probably have to go get a completely separate doctor to give you another diagnosis. then you have a bunch more steps and probably an independent assessment by a third-party company.

at the end of it, you might have some extra cash and free public transport. not sure you'll get a carer out of it though.

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>>745022786
yeah, i wrote everything on that soundcloud. friends was actually a collab with my ex. he had a backing track and needed to submit it into triple j or some shit and asked me to lay down some vocals. he didnt have lyrics or a melody line or anything, so i wrote some shit in about 20 minutes and the whole track was finished in an hour

i'm on my tablet now lads so i'm gonna dump some old nudes

>>745023178
You sing well go to some sing class and you'll be awesome keep it up anon and Happy birthday!

>>745023178
>fresh cutting scars

got any good shots of them? love cutters.

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>>745022882
I've developed an eating disorder from not having the energy or thought process to make myself food. i average about one meal a day and it's always something i can microwave.
i shower maybe once a week for the same reason. the most basic function i can do by myself is going to the toilet. i need someone to be able to prompt and encourage and help me to survive.
my mum is already my little brothers carer bc of his autism and she helps me out a lot, but with me and three younger kids, she can't do it all by herself, being a single mum.

i need to find a psych that will actually stick with me and properly identify everything and write out a statement. then i can get to hassling centrelink.

>>745023178
ew, fat bitch

>>745023178
>>>745022786 (You)
>yeah, i wrote everything on that soundcloud. friends was actually a collab with my ex. he had a backing track and needed to submit it into triple j or some shit and asked me to lay down some vocals. he didnt have lyrics or a melody line or anything, so i wrote some shit in about 20 minutes and the whole track was finished in an hour
Fuck you got talent OP, I give you that. I like Outstrung but that one I notice you have a few tricky parts vocal wise. Rigmarole was good, Now on to Borderline.

>>745023178
Ugh I want to suck and bite those utters till they draw blood.

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I'm 21 on the 27th, it only gets worse my dude

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>>745023399
yeah, i'll post my newest ones

>>745023444
checked.
yeah, fair enough. still don't think you'll get a carer out of that, but should be able to get some support services visiting you every day or two to help you shower and make sure you've got food and aren't living in a pile of garbage.

>i need to find a psych that will actually stick with me and properly identify everything and write out a statement
yep. if you want government assistance, that's your number one priority.

also note that if centrelink thinks you're healthy enough to work even with your disability, they'll refer you to a disability employment agency and make you apply for jobs.

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>>745023472
thanks man, i really appretiate it! borderline is incomplete and i wrote it when i was like 16 so don't expect much. outstrung and rigmarole are some of my proudest writing achievements

>>745023399
moar cuts

You seem pretty ok OP. Id play ps4 with you.
Sidenote: stop being a snowflake you're gonna either get raped or beat the fuck up.

>>745023600
alright I'm getting an idea of just how damaged you are now, those are not the regular weakass cuts

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>>745023673
i'd really appreciate getting linked into to some support services like that. i still live with my mum but like i said she cant take care of me all the time so if i moved out eight now i'd be completely fucked

>>745023399
and final one after getting stitches in hospital. featuring my nice cleavage.

>>745023600
Did that one feel good?

>>745023739
That's what I'm sayin I've cut, but nothing close to that bad. Op needs some serious help.

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>>745023710
thanks my dude, already been raped and beaten the fuck up so yolo, might as well continue being a freak of nature, right?

>>745023704
post kik? maybe? not? ok .. i'll leave

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>>745023906
i was drunk but it was euphoric and horrific and the same time. it was the deepest i'd ever gone and i hadn't cut for a while. it barely bled because of how deep it was.

>>745023908
yeah, this is what i mean. i know i act like a special snowflake and i love attention, but i have some fucking issues.

>>745023704
>>>745023472 (You)
>thanks man, i really appretiate it! borderline is incomplete and i wrote it when i was like 16 so don't expect much. outstrung and rigmarole are some of my proudest writing achievements
Well OP, I wish you the best of birthdays, but sadly I needs me rest. I have enjoyed your music, please do keep up with that, you have something there. Beyond, I have no advice to give but this:
Life is a adventure, you are not supposed to know if you will live to see your next birthday, only to be presently surprised when you do live to see it.

END OF LINE

>>745023937
I'm sorry to hear that OP, I've been raped too. Happy birthday by the way. Keep your head up. Little steps each and everyday and those will stack up and eventually become months and years. Life sucks but so many of us are with you. 8/10 personality, so if you keep everything smooth and chill you'll definitely find happiness. Best wishes.

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>>745023959
i deleted my kik because my phone is so cheap and shitty i cant fit more than like 5 non-default apps on there. i had to delete pocket mortys. FUCKING POCKET MORTYS.

Do you have a tumblr op?

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>>745023832
> i still live with my mum but like i said she cant take care of me all the time
yeah, gotta leave home sometime. it's good to have the support network there but you should be able to get enough support to live on your own. maybe not in the nicest bit of town but still your own place.

could just find some guy looking for a live-in fucktoy though. some guys will put up with a lot of bullshit and the occasional trip to emergency for a girl who'll put out whenever.

>>745024081
When I used to do it felt horrible but also sexual in a way. I believe the line between pain and pleasure is thinner then we think. That's why rape victums can become sex fiends. Trauma is exciting in a way. Makes you feel alive. But don't do it. You can get infection and lose your arm.

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>>745024143
you /b/ros are the reason i still come to this hellsite. much love!

well for one you're female and for the other you're human so it's like 200% a shitty person unless you are like the rare human that's selfless in every way the case solved find a man to leech off of and have a nice life

>>745024263
>could just find some guy looking for a live-in fucktoy though. some guys will put up with a lot of bullshit and the occasional trip to emergency for a girl who'll put out whenever.

Not for long. They would kick her out and then she'd be homeless....

>>745024143
been raped detective anon thinks this is femanon you know the rules

>>745024344
Great smile (: 10/10 smile

>>745024422
I'm a dude, you want me to post a pic Brodie?

Honestly I'm a degenerate human who has zero sympathy or empathy for other humans, I'm here for tits and pussy tbh
Happy birthday, congratulations on making it another year

More tits for me pls

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>>745024217
my porn blog is fat-punk-witch
you can message me on there if you want my personal account, where i am even more of a special snowflake, if you can believe it.

>>745024263
i long for the day i can find a sugar daddy. thats my alternate life goal.
hey look, it's me trying to be cute and not sexual.

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>>745024539
wait so please do tell story than was it an old man who enjoys boi pussy or a female also yes i do want a pic

>>745024657
Brb I'll post pic and story. Was rapped by a girl. Brb need to charge phone

>>745024887
>Raped by a girl

Nice

>>745024887
my first sexual assult was being molested by a girl, so i know that feel

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>>745024382
I'd let her stay as long as she Tried to get help. If she circles back into the cutting and poor me aditude I'd throw her out to let her see just how fucked up the real world is and how lucky she is to have people who love her.

>>745017428
Cause you ain't getting no D from me

>>745025435
dude if i had someone who took care of me financially there'd be no cutting at all. ever.

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>>745026006
i mean how much you really need cause im fine with letting a bitch that does what i tell her to live in my house ill pay for food and housing you clean me and my mess i feel alot of anons feel this way aswell

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>>745017767
Your titties look deflated you have a lazy eye that's so fucked up it's looking at the wall whilst if I were doing you and somehow gained the capability to look you in eye one eye would look me in the eye while the other looked straight at the wall I would think your having a stroke which is very unattractive and I cannot deal with that but apparently there's someone in this thread saying he wants to impale you with his cock and that he's jerking off to you so yeah there's someone for everyone even if it means getting a chicken stuck through your ass
Maybe bear Grylls would go for it he likes nasty shit ps until you lose weight your a solid 4/10

Were ut eyebrows

What the fuck happened to you /b/? You should be manning the fucking harpoons jesus.

>>745026014
>be me using an app called whisper trying to get gf
>never find any girls because app is a cespool
>actually find a girl and start talking to her
>after a few days she gives me her number
>ohshitigotagirlsnumber.png
>ask to trade pictures
>pictures are taken at weird angles but looks like she is a little chubby white girl
>finewithmeilikethemTHICC.jpeg
>keep talking to her on text and talk on the phone a few times, flirt a little bit too
>she seems pretty chill
>she asks if i want to come over and play vidya with her and her roomate
>sure sounds cool

(sidenote im a pretty naive kid, im also pretty generous and i give out way too much and just get fooled because i want to help anyone)
>bring my ps3
>get to her place one night and knock on the door
>oh...fuck..png
>chick is a big girl and i mean BIG BIG BIG GIRL way bigger than me
>iight just vidya with roomate
>she tells me her roomate was busy and will be back soon
>asks to come to her room to play the vidya

>>745026014
holy shit I need whatever story matches that face

>>745024571
>It's me trying to be cute and not sexual
>trying to be cute

Swing and a miss.

>>745019832
NOBODY has a puss like in porn ... except people in porn: who trim, lube, wax, paint, and inject their bodies with fake shit while a professional camera operator and lighting technician set things up so that everything LOOKS as idealized as possible.

You have an average vag, just like 99.999% of the other vages out there.

>>745026074
>This

Most anons just want a mom they can fuck.

Then again if the bitch has problems how do you know she's not going to steel your shit and run away just like mommy did?

>>745026287
>get to her room and theres no TV at all
>she locks the door and pushes me on her bed and i cant push her off because shes fucking huge
>pins me down and takes my shirt off and goes for my pants
>try to push her away because fuck this shit but everytime I do she pushes me down more
>whythefuckismydickhard.gif
>she takes my pants off then gaurds the door and takes her shit off
>cant go through window because window is tiny as fucking hell and were on the 3rd story
>she pushes me back on the bed and slips my dick in her and fucks me
>decide not to fight and push off out of pure shock
>shes ontop the whole time idk how someone so big could have that much stamina but she fucks me for idk how long
>after i cum and that shits over i just lay there in shock and disbeleif
>she gets off and tries to cuddle and i get my shit and get out of there
>get dressed on the run back to my car which thank god i parked somewhere hidden

this was a year ago and like i guess i forgave the bitch. Life fucking sucks and i cant change anything so i keep trying to look at other posatives in my life

Sidenote my fuckin ps3 is still at her place
Side Side note she also hit me up last week but i blocked her number.

>>745026848
this sounds like a fantasy (maybe with a less fat bitch) also what a pussy not getting ps3 back

>>745026074
well after rent and utilities i live on $140 a fortnight. that includes food, transport, medication, any clothes, hygeine products, ect. so lets just say i've had to learn to live within my means. treating myself is buying chips and gravy, or stealing a pair of jeans from kmart. i'm pretty attatched to my cheap food so i dont need anything fancy.

>>745026147
my tits look deflated because i'm fat and i've been binding for years. also, which photo indicates i have a lazy eye? no one has ever said that about me before.

>>745026848
Bro... You need to lift. Go to the damn gym, women should never overpower men. Sounds like it sucked because she was fat. Would you have liked it if she was just chubby like Oprah in her better days?

>>745026969
if she wasn't fucking disgusting and so fuckin crazy i woudve probable fucked the shit outa her. And i didn't really use my ps3 i have a ps4 and all the games i played were on both systems.

>>745021036
Your the reason I love math I wish you were my math teacher jr year highschool

>>745027101
I love chubby girls so yeah thatd be fine by me. she probably weighed like 300+ no lie. Ive tried going to the gym but I cannot gain weight at all i stay at 155 ib :/

what the fuck is /b anymore

>>745026014
luv the wimpy kid

>>745027504
more like kill the wimpy kid

>>745027006
Most of your problems would probably be solved if you didn't eat like shit and actually worked out everyday. I know it's trendy to be fat right now but if you've noticed shit is flying back the other way at an alarming rate. Soon fat people will be treated like niggers in pre-civil rights america, because food shortages will force people to horde for their families.

Just start walking. Download a calorie counter and enter everything you eat. DO NOT eat over 2000 calories in a day. Lose weight as it literally melts off you. Feel better about yourself and gain independence from your illness. When you lose 40-50 pounds you'll easily. Be a 6/10. Lose more to get to this status you have a possibility of being a 8/10 and attracting much better men.

STOP LAYING IN BED ALL DAY AND BEING DEPRESSED WATCHING YOUTUBERS YOU DONT LIKE ANYMORE BUT KEEP WATCHING OUT OF HABIT WHILE SHOVING JUNK FOOD IN YOUR GULLET!

>>745027219
Do you fucking lift weights on a bench? That is literally the best workout for gains why do you think someone is always using it at the gym? You also need to EAT but eat well.

>>745027650
my ED means i usually max out at about 800 calories a day, actually. so...

>>745024344
Nightmare fuel.

>>745017767
Honestly op it might be the camera and switch to salad there's a start stop cutting your self it does no good unless it across a neck or serious vein I learned this the hard way it ain't worth and I wish rape me unless that b was ugly gravy certainly doesn't help and eating healthy isn't cheap but it's a start to attracting better attention to your self than a dude who can't wait to get sucked off so y'all do it on a crowded bus seriously you've got work to do

>>745027219
Then you didn't eat enough you scrawny fuck. Count your calories and try again, find your TDEE with a calculator online and eat around 300-500 calories over, people are notoriously bad at realizing how much food they are actually eating. Then go and do the leddit PPL while consuming at least 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight, so if you weight 155 then eat 155 grams of protein a day. It's not fucking hard, you just have to have a little bit of willpower and be consistent.
>>745027789
Bull fucking shit you fat cunt. Put down the god damn fork and do some exercise. Jesus fuck why do you fat fucks always make excuses for yourselves just because you're too fucking lazy to change. Just say you're too fucking lazy god damn.

>>745027789
That's impossible. You're making excuses just like every fat person does.

If you were only eating 800 a day you would be skinny as fuck as the average adult needs 1200 that to meet their energy needs.

You're diet is exceeding what you need to survive. Fat is a way for the body to store calories. It became a think so our ancestors could gorge when food was plentiful and have those calories to burn when it was scarce.

You should be more concerned about this. You can have all kinds of problems very early in life. I just want you to love yourself OP but you need to really commit to losing the weight so you can actually be comfortable in your own skin. I know how it feels.

>>745028102
okay, yeah, i'm lazy. because i'm fucking suicidal. i'm so lazy that i dont. fucking. eat. why the fuck would i care about taking care of my body when i want to die?

>>745028102
>Then you didn't eat enough you scrawny fuck. Count your calories and try again, find your TDEE with a calculator online and eat around 300-500 calories over, people are notoriously bad at realizing how much food they are actually eating. Then go and do the leddit PPL while consuming at least 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight, so if you weight 155 then eat 155 grams of protein a day. It's not fucking hard, you just have to have a little bit of willpower and be consistent.

This guy knows his shit. Dude screen shot this and get the fucking calorie counter. Being stronk is important. You'll pull hot white bitch who fall for the BBC. Meme because you have a six pack and muscles. God. None of this numale shit would happen if the Nazis had won.

>>745028298
Bitch if you didn't fucking eat you wouldn't be fat. If you're not going to get off your fat fucking ass and do something then just hurry up and off yourself because there is no point. Exercise has been shown to decrease depression. Seriously, I know I'm a fucking asshole but I'm only do it it to make you fucking realize that you need to quit lying to yourself, get the fuck up and do something about it.

>>745028298
>Lazy because suicidal
>Suicidal because lazy

Are you noticing a pattern here? Something's gotta change, be it a huge lifestyle change or just spiraling into the void and waiting for someone else to wave a magic wand and fix everything you hate about your life.

>>745027737
I do, I had a eight training class all last year aswell but i only gained 10ib

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>cow whore thread turns into /fit/ thread

>>745028102
Im trying, friend is helping me. Ive also been learning some martial arts (shaolin kempo) to help. Just gotta find out wat works for me

>>745028102
Just to add on to what this dude said, make sure you recalculate your TDEE as you go alone, it will change as you gain weight. Seriously and I will probably get shit for saying it, but go to /r/fitness and check that shit out. Completely ignore /fit/ it's just a meme board and you'll get the shit trolled out of you.

>>745028874
will try as I actually am a redditor (just follow video game boards)
Thank you anons <3

>>745028696
Do what the Anon above said. You're already skinny so gaining muscle mass won't be as obvious as a fat person losing fat. It might be even harder because (((they))) are literally putting things in food and water to demasculize men. Think about dude, we are all here because our ancestors were primal and smashed so much pussy and fought other men and won. That's what we need to return to, but it will take time to change. If you get to your ideal size you will improve the chances of your children being /fit/ to and taking over the goddam world

>>745029171
You had me at >6pack

>>745029325
I feel worse for you then OP. You look like a goofy nerdy kid I'd sit with at lunch and talk about fucking around on Garry's mod. That story sucked because I can imagine how terrifying it is to be smothered by jabba the slut. OP is a girl id fuck because >no standards

But I couldn't stand having a friend that is so deep in their trauma they can't see they are just digging deeper. Sounds like you internalized your trauma and want to move on. I get that. OP wants to blame everything outside of her control instead of just taking some anons advice and at least trying to do things better. Shes not retarded, none of us really are. We're just not encouraged to grow up anymore and we blame a bunch of acronyms for our problems but they are really just us not taking responsibility and fuck man in venting because I hate how young people are wasting our youth. My dad told me about the shit he used to do at my age and I really want that. I want everyone to have a life outside of this 2D screen.

>>745030085
The way I look at life is that nobody gives a shit about anyone (majority) life keeps turning so I need to always look towards the future. I've tried killing myself and after that my mindset on life is "if I can't make people happy I might as well try and make others happy" so that's the only reason I haven't offed myself. (I have some pictures of some cuts I did a few weeks ago if anyone wants them?)

As for OP, I used to be like that as well. And OP IF you're reading this then you're gonna get pushed away by so many people. Change starts NOW. Take small steps and fix your issues that you can now have a positive outlook and don't look at what you did in the past look at what you're GOING to do in the Future.

And as for your dad anon. My dad tells me all the shit he did too. I feel like it was alot more chill back then. I know my dad had difficulties growing up and such just like everyone but damn his life seems so much chill and easier. Thank you for your post.

>>745028548
yeah, no, unfortunately i don't typically change my lifestyle habits because of people yelling at me on the internet, but thanks for the attention anyway pal.