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4chan Space Program

Reposted, as this has relevance here.
>>>/pol/141356428
We don't need anything fancy. We don't need awesome sensors and crazy measurement devices.
All we really need Is a modded cellphone with a decent battery life and a means of sending data back. Although a simple balancing mechanism, would make for a better video.

Our goal is simply:
To see if we can
To see if we can get away with it.
Cause as much havoc in the process.
simple

We have many sources on 4chan that we can pool from:
/sci/ - could handle the logistics for us
/k/ - could help us with a fuel source, and rocket design.
/biz/ - can help us pick affordable and easily acquirable chemicals for our fuel
/g/ - could work on the phones firmware
while /pol/, /x/, & /b/ Popularize our plans by repeatedly spamming it on 4chan.

Why the fuck not? There is a good chance they will shut down the threads before we even get to fire the rocket. But by that time we'll have already caused enough havoc to laugh at the headlines.
But who knows, what if we do get away with it?
Why the fuck shouldn't we attempt this clearly insane idea?

Share any thoughts or ideas.
Yes, I am aware this insane lul. However, it is not so insane to say we can't do it.

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What do you think of my gf body?

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So I'm in a bit of a predicament...

I have a roommate and she is completely butterfaced but she has a nice job and pays rent on time (something I'm uncable of because I'm unemployed, thus roomie).

Her dog is fucking irritating, husky, definitely has some form of autism. Constantly spills shit everywhere, shits everywhere, barks at me while I silently and quietly watch tv, and is just a fucking spaz in general.

She is close to near retarded, has terrible, heavily unagreeable opinions and outlooks on life and honestly has no real world skills other than the ability to show up at a cushy factory job.

Her boyfriend is a class-A dork, talks like he hopped out of Monty python, and is a real fucking fag (totally make him my bitch sometimes, also has zero life skills and I exploit this).

After she first signed the lease, she started talking about how she was going to wake me up with some oral. I said great, see you tomorrow.

Didn't even get oral, she just continued to play stupid butterface games to possibly create leverage on her boyfriend? I don't know. She is a stupid woman like most. This doesn't bother me because between Palma and random party hoes, I am satisfied. She asked me to show her my dick once, and being me, never giving a fuck, did. It's a pretty good dick, very thick, and a respectable 6 inches. Didn't even end up clapping.

She ended up telling her boyfriend, who was supposed to be hooking me up with a shitty underpaid overworked temporary job, and now he's telling me he doesn't even remember the temp agency. That's how I know. And his demeanor around me has changed a lot.

Should I ditch this bitch or what cause it's going to get pretty fucked up soon. Sounded like she had a good night because they had sex and probably told her boyfriend this story and probably twisted it with whatever benefitted her.

Kinda sick of this hoe and she really really pissed me off talking to her boyfriend about this.

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Drawthread: Early morning edition

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Taking xray requests.

Using photoshop to xray bikinis, etc.
Keep requests sensible e.g. lighter clothes are easier, dark clothes are nearly impossible usually.

Wanna see a little more of your mom, sister, or even just an FB friend? Post those vacation pics, nigga!

pic not really related, but still from facebook.

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Was he right, /b/?

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hidden/forgotten gems

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can someone please help me decipher this message?

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smegma thread?

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Sup

A black girl I know wants to fuck me but im hesisant. What if she smells bad? Not racist, just the case with alot of black girls.

Any advice?

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My MILF collection, you can contribute.
I will post all my collection below.

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What did you guys think of the Handmaid's Tale?

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First 3 words that come to mind when you see this image?

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How can I sell girls nudes online? I have tons of nudes from girls I've got on kik and stuff and wanted to sell the whole lot. Is this unethical? I posted it on reddit and in a day I had like 4-5 people trying to buy them and sending me money on PayPal and shit but reddit deleted my account for the ad.

Should I just keep posting on reddit and getting banned? It's pretty much all girls who have ghosted me or treated me like shit or were whores or something.

I had a few buyers on reddit and I made this post before and people were messaging me to buy them I just can't seem to find a good customer base.

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Dog thread.

Post dogs.