Dick rate thread
What do you guys think?
Check'em faggots
btfo
>>745033272
What is the first thing you see in this picture?
girls
/thread
>>745030810
Your faggotry
>>745030810
looking for tits...not seeing any tits
pics you want spread
How long until phones look like this?
>>745034045
1000 years
How am I supposed to watch porn in public on that?
Hope never
Coder fags, I need your help.
I'm migrating an old site to a new site and I want to redirect the oldsite.com homepage to newsite.com homepage. This is easy normally, but I also want to redirect oldsite.com/example to newsite.com/product/example. So basically I only want oldsite.com or www.oldsite.com to redirect to newsite.com, and not have the hompage url redirect to the newsite.com/product/ part. my htaccess is set up like this:
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} ^oldsite\.com$ [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ https://www.newsite.com/s=$1&post_type=product [R=301,L]
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} ^www.oldsite\.com$ [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ https://newsite.com/s=$1&post_type=product [R=301,L]
So pretty much anything on "oldsite.com/anything" redirects to "newsite.com/s=anything&post_type=product" I want this, but I also want oldsite.com to redirect to newsite.com and not newsite.com/s=&post_type=product How can I set this up?
Dumping my asian folder for help.
Thanks plebs.
What would happen, if a sun made out of ice would collide with a normal, lava made sun?
The stars would be exactly the same sized and the overall temperature of the sun made of ice would be -1000 °C and the normal sun's would be respectively 1000 °C.
Would the suns annul each other so that only empty space would remain or would a sun of zero °C spring up?
No.
>>745031093
>-1000 °C
>>745031263
Quit trying to act smart, you aint, you cunt.
Answer anon's quizz or btfo
Kik thread
Pic related: brittbarke
>>745033002
Victoriasss
apriestofultralord
super submissive cock slut. open with a dick pic and some domination shit and she'll crack easy
Kik mustbejulian for pics of my gf
gf says she slept with a guy in a hotel but they didnt do anything should i believe her?
>>745034638
Of course not you fucking idiot. Spoiler alert, this isn't the first time she's cheated.
>>745034638
it means she ate his cum
no biggie
cuck
>be me 20 years old
>live with grandma
>huge neet freak constantly invading my privacy by "cleaning my room"
>shes upset because i wont help her rummage through the belongings in my closet.
>she says " you should be helping me you rooms a mess"
>busy doing homework
>I reply " i told you i would get to it after im done with my work"
>she replies " this should take priority i refuse to have this room be dirty and unihabitable"
>I begin to ignore her for being petty and finish my work
>she leaves "bitching to herslef about how filthy my room is"
>literaly 2 paper plates 2 cups crubs on my desk and a few clothes on the floor.
>after im done with my homework i clean my room.
>.....
>later that day go down stairs to cook some buffalo wings and food stuffs im starving.
>spent last 2 days gathering ingridents and shit just to enjoy these wings tonight while watching anime with my friends.
>while the oils h heating up i go to the fridge to take out the wings i thawed out this morning.
>I hear " sorry youre too late should of came sooner"
>>huh.jpg
>Its my grandma i reply " what do you mean whats wrong?"
>she says " i cooked some of your wings because they were going to spoil"
>I say "umm okay grandma thats fine i dont mine sharing"
>thinking to my self spoil? i just thawed these out a couple of hours ago.
>place the wings on the counter and notice somthings wrong so i open the bag
>to my suprise i find she cooked all the flats and left me the 6 drums.
>I turn around and ask " hey grandma how many did you make?"
>she grabs her plate and shows me the bones of 20 wings.
>WHAT THE FUCK.jpg
>she looking at me with a smug shit eating grin "they were going to spoil so i had to cook them"
>to upset to say anything just walk upstairs holding back my rage.
what should i do /b im stuck living with her until spring of next year. she pulls this kind of infuriating nonsenseical shit when people dont do what she wants them to do when she ask them. i gettign sick of this shit.
>>745031366
Get your own room you fat fuck. Move out.
Respect your grandma you ungrateful cunt.
>>745031366
She sounds awesome. That's hilarious. Keep your shit clean and maybe you wouldn't have to worry about it, and fuck your wings you probably live there for free. Someone meme this faggot
Tiny cute peen bread
>>745033877
Really cute :) What does it looks like once hard?
>>745034212
Thx:) it still looks smol lol
I wish guys would make less of a big deal about dick size. Small cocks are cute and fun and less effort sometimes and no cock is as big as a fist anyway.
What's a good beginner camera? I need something better than a point-n-shoot but I have no desire to go pro or anything, just a casual hobby.
Also looking to get it 2nd hand so something with a decent following and aftermarket would be preffered.
disposable 35mm
Any of the Canon Rebels are good.
What about a Powershot 530HS
Ask a straight guy who sucked a cock to experiment last night.... anything?
how do you feel now
spit or swallow? how was the taste overall?
>>745032369
Fantastic
LGBT thread because /lgbt/ is dead at 5am on a weekday but I'm drinking everclear and bored af
potential topics:
>do you like to get fucked in bp or fuck cute bois in bp?
>are you a crossdressing faggot?
>what is your favorite recreational narcotic?
>>745034842
also pls don't let my thread die without a single (you) i will be very sad thank you
>>745034842
where do i find a trap gf
>>745034842
>do you like to get fucked in bp
>bp
What the hell is "bp"?
This is what im talking about
>>745033580
>>745034764