If CM Punk was the back of a car, he'd be CM Trunk
If CM Punk let Jamal fuck his wife, he'd be CM Cuck.
>>2741421
>If
>>2741421
>Jamal
his name is Jay.
>Literally read "undertaker" as "undercarder" every time
>>2741076
>start to use the word f.i.n.n.a
>start to use the word seething
>actually made me dislike the undertaker
>use "ya" way more than "you" now
Austin, Rock and Hogan are the only wrestlers who have drawn a dime
>>2741093
You should dislike Undercarder. He's a company stooge and a bully. He also never drew a dime and still gets treated like a made man, only because he's a Vince ass licker.
Would a Lavar Ball angle work in the Dubya Dubya Ey?
It could be IF WWE wasn't always 3 years behind on trends and was savvy enough to capitalize on something that's actually in the news right now.
Vince has no idea who he is.
>>2740984
I always thought the WWE would have brought in Paige's mom to be to that type of stage parent gimmick (and babysit Paige IRL)
and I guess in theory that was what Natch and Charlotte were doing, not to the Ball extreme.
Devon and the twins still work for the WWE right why not them.
The fuck is this? Why isn't she the best in the galaxy?
>>2740665
Maybe when she dumps the dead weight known as Eric Young and Alexander Wolfe, Damo is already confirmed to get a push because:
>hairy hoss that isn't a cuck like Rusev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwTtFGTIa6U
>>2740665
Too much charisma so they have her a cringe gimmick
Dat accent tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCVhnz9vpgs
Previous >>2712369
Find an MMA Gym in the USA: http://www.findmmagym.com/
Styles of fighting:
http://www.ufc.com/discover/fighter/martialArtsStyles
BlackBeltWiki, great source of info, trivia and help:
http://www.blackbeltwiki.com/
Lifting for MMA:
http://breakingmuscle.com/strength-conditioning/how-to-train-strength-and-conditioning-for-mma
Beware the MCDOJOS:
http://mcdojo-faq.tripod.com
WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN A MARTIAL ARTS GYM:
•Physically conditioned, fit participants
•Trainer with certified professional record and a training history with at least one athlete who competes successfully
•Sparring, "aliveness" in training
•At least one participant competes at amateur or professional level
•Physical conditioning part of training
WHAT TO BE WARY OF:
•Fat, physically subpar students and instructor
•Graduation fees (e.g. "pay $200 and advance to next belt extra quick!")
•No proven athletes training there
•No sparring, moves shown are choreographed (e.g. "the attacker does this, then I do this, then you do this...")
•Cult-like atmosphere
•No physical conditioning
>YOUTUBE CHANNELS ON FIGHTING
https://www.youtube.com/user/LawrenceKenshin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVfmHpXONv-LVACBV68tq5Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl3zMJRgefZm7ELHkIp-xDA
https://www.youtube.com/user/GracieBreakdown
https://www.youtube.com/user/StephanKesting
https://www.youtube.com/user/CombatSportsTapes
>>2740595
>general so shit is gets less than 200 replies most of which are bump
>advertising how shit it is by linking it
LOL what a no drawing piece of shit
>>2740595
Man recovering from an injury is shit. After badly spraining my ankle playing ape hoops Ive been out for 2 weeks. I feel like a slob already.
I love Peyton Royce. Any other /roycerollers/ on here?
She's better than Billie at least
I used to hate her but she's grown on me. Both as fap material and a wrestler.
>>2740026
Baeton is a cute but Billie is thiccc
Can't decide
In 1 year, RAM ratings have fallen 17%. From Jan 2016 - Now Roman has main evented 9/16 PPVs.
>Raw this year fell from a 2.27 average rating and 3.26 million viewers to a 1.88 average rating and 2.70 million viewers, or a drop of 17.2 percent in ratings and also 17.2 percent in total viewership. The number of homes available dropped by one percent but that was offset by a larger number of viewers per home watching.
b-based big dog w-working the smarks, r-right?
>>2739907
this
Reminder that it's 17% AFTER the massive drops in the years following his Royal Rumble wins.
Based Jinder getting a hype entrance.
https://youtu.be/lWnehob6mMo
>>2739863
BASED
>>2739863
very based
He's had nothing but based entrances since winning the championship.
Of course she did, she's white
Still has a rockin body. Would absolutely bang MILF Trish.
>>2739785
>rockin body
if you like fake tans and huge fake tits I guess.
>I remember, probably in the first grade, being invited to a matinee film with my stepbrother and his girlfriends, and I remember them playing with me. Playing with my penis, and giggling. I thought that was pretty cool. That was my initiation into sex. At that age you don’t necessarily achieve an erection, but it was cool. At around the same time there was a girl my age who was, in essence, my cousin. Later in life she actually wound up marrying that asshole Leo Lupton, my stepfather! Boy, this sounds like Tobacco Road. Anyway, I remember the two of us being so curious about each other’s bodies but not knowing what the hell to do. We would go into the woods and get naked together. It felt good. And for some reason I wanted to put crushed leaves into her.
What were the leaves for?
What did he mean by any of this
>>2739717
why in the flying fuck would ya tell anyone this info
>>2739822
He's rich as fuck. Why even be ashamed?
What is it about wrestling that attracts such autistic fans?
bright flashing lights, loud edgy music, very basic and easy to understand story, DRAMAAA, strong masculine heroes to look up to, sexy bitches to fap to, also strong and masculine heroes to fap to
>>2739552
FUCK OFF OBESE ANTI-SMARK
>brought in to stiff the fuck out of "divas" in order to get them to a puroresu style that HHH wants in current wwe
>/asp/ hates her because she isnt a slut
fuck this mcfucking pussy safezone of a site
>>2739363
um excuse me sweetie, we only like 0-star midget kikes around here
>>2739363
I approve this message. Auska's talent level is on another level in NXT. At this point they might as well have Sara Del Rey challenge Auska at the next Take Over.
It's not /asp/, it's one loser who goes to North Texas University.
Frankly I really enjoy watching Barbie doll Divas getting stiffed, especially when they step up and stiff back like Emma in London.
Punketty will never be able to leave based mizs boots
>punk so broke he had to sell his house and live in miz's boots
jesus
>>2739343
Did AJ Lee really look like that in the middle? If so when?
JUST fuck my shit up familia
VINCE RUSSO JUST DROPPED A PIPEBOMB ON GOOD OL' JIMBO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDsq3wn9_X0
JIM KEKNETTE ABSOLUTELY BTFO. THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST PROMO IN 2017
Fucking destroyed. Fat libcuck is finished
>vince russo
who cares
Fucking hell, Jim got blown out massively - he's done.
Unsafe monkey strikes again
Based Empress keeping the white piggu in check.
Dammit Asuka, you were doing a good job of not killing people
>>2739190
Based TheWWEDisneyGuy, calling the fake news out.