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Jesus christ, whenever I think this shit cant get worse they come up with a new pic of even more pathetic losers.

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>>2893689
...Losers? Losers?!

>>2893683
They look like a kitchen staff without a head chef.

>>2893654
Why can't that chola keep her fucking mouth shut about anything?

I can't wait until this cunt divorces Matt and makes him broken for real

>>2893698
>Chola

Yet she's far from it, although Puerto Ricans can be dicks/bitches alot

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>>2893522
>rain to wwe because he couldnt handle japan
It was at this point, I knew this was bait.

>>2893522
>hey man, we came to job on the undercard and lose in 90 seconds man, 2 sweet me hootski

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>>2893522

>>2893473
Yoshi-Hashi vs Nagata: 3.75
I thought this was a stellar match to open the tournament with. They kept up an insane pace and had me at the edge of my seat anticipating a finish every other moment and the finish I got looked pretty damn painful if you ask me. I hope Nagata can bounce back and find some momentum in the tournament.
>Bad Luck Fale vs Makabe: 3.5
I wasn't expecting much and was pleasantly surprised with what I got. Bad Luck Fale looked like a monster and by the end of the match I was ready for him to go all the way in the tournament. Makabe really did a great job putting Fale over but the poor guy looked like enhancement talent for most of this match.
>Goto vs Ishii: 3.75
One particular moment that stood out to me was when Goto was on the turnbuckle and Ishii leapt up lile a torpedo for a pretty sick looking headbutt. They did start things off slow with a few too many chops to the chest. Overall just a tad less exciting than the first match of the tournament was.
>Sabre Jr. vs Tanahashi: 0
Somebody tell this crumpets fag not to break his own submission holds.
>Naito vs Ibushi: 4.25
Fell a little bit short of my expectations if I'm being honest. Possibly because I had the ending spoiled shortly before watching it. Still one of the best matches and one of the most authentic feeling main events all year. Throw away all of your console war bullshit and watch this match if you enjoy wrestling.

>0 stars for ZSJ

based

>>2893548
I don't understand who he's bending over for to get the career he has

>>2893394
Whats Vacants greatest match?

>>2893401
When he beat Finn one day after he won the Universal Title.

>>2893401
They are all 7 stars, nimrod.

stop triggering me you dickhead

I'm not even one of these /pol/ edgelords but this guy randomly interjecting his politics into wrestling really annoys me. then his wrestling style and look also annoys me. then he complimented Tanahashi's hair after their match. the guy is just a perfect storm of making me hate him as a wrestler. I just want to see him get destroyed this G1.

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>>2892986
BASED

>>2892991
Worked hard by based ZSJ

https://youtu.be/Wrh5j7v6DuQ Lied down

>>2892975
Still don't understand why they buried Bagwell during/after the Invasion

AMERICAN MALES
AMERICAN MALES
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>another try-hard retard who doesn't understand "my wife's son" meme

>Enzo’s promo makes it sound like all the worked strategies him and Cass worked on together backstage were all Enzo’s fault as to how they went on a 4 year losing streak and how Cass just had to accept his best friend is retarded which is why this feud now has to exist.

>A fight breaks out between Show and Cass where Show got moved over by Cass. Roman is muttering “something something bbygurl something something believe dat”

>Ambrose is acting progressively more and more heelish every week. Next week it’ll be Miz/Axel/Dallas vs 2/3 of The Shield.

>Finn Balor defeated Elias Sampson via Disqualification. Elias finally is doing the shit he should have been doing since the birth of his gimmick and its smashing people over the head with worked Guitars.

>Also to give you an idea just how much Rollins and Wyatt are fucking geeks. Wyatt and Rollins get into a feud that was basically slap assed together. Wyatt wins at the PPV. Wyatt wins again on the Raw Post Taping. And this is seen as a transition to put Rollins in an even lamer feud with The Miz where the only payoff that will come from that is Ambrose possibly turning Heel

>Meanwhile, Balor has been fucking around with The Hardy Boys and Elias Sampson and now he’s getting a Summerslam match with Bray Wyatt and since Summerslam is going to be 2 HRS ON THE PRE-SHOW and 5+ HRS ON THE MAIN CARD he’s probably going to be dumped fucking either middle of the card or late on the card and the crowd is going to be fucking DEAD

>205 Live: Akira Towzawa defeated Daivari AGAIN by Disqualification. So not only does Titus have to cut all of Akira’s promos Akira is also not allowed to have clean singles wins. This is the 3rd singles match this month where Akira has gotten fucked in a match over something fucking stupid.

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>205 Live: Mustafa Ali and Jack Gallagher defeated Drew Gulak and Brian Kendrick. Gallagher hit Kendrick w/ a Worked Headbutt then eats a Reverse 450 from Ali

>Dean Ambrose is ONCE AGAIN asking for YET ANOTHER FUCKING INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP match against The Miz. Seth Rollins comes out stating that since he was attacked by The Miz (despite losing twice to Bray Wyatt) that HE is the one who deserves an Intercontinental Championship opportunity.

>Dean Ambrose mentions how he got hit with a Steel Chair but makes no mention how Rollins curb stomped Ambrose head thru Concrete Blocks. Yo Seth let me just save you some time and just mention all the stupid ass booking Ambrose has had to deal with

>Lost to a Hologram of Bray Wyatt
>Lost to a Exploding Television Monitor
>Lost in CORPSE CHRIST Texas
>Lost due to a bullshit call in a Ladder match

And that is namely just the stuff revolving around you two specifically. Miz/Dallas/Axel destroy Ambrose and Rollins. Miz and his Jabroni ass friends all make a run for it before 2/3 of the Shield regain their strength and kick their asses for real.

>This Corey Grave/Kurt Angle storyline is zero buys. Daivari demands a rematch with Towzawa after their match was interrupted last week by Neville.

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>NJPW Is good!

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AND YOU'VE 3 WEEKS TO REALIZE THIS

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Winners and losers in life folks.
OP is what a loser looks like.

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UNDEERRRRRSSSSSTTTTAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!

>>2892755
Well they aren't paying me

>>2892780
that's because you dumb nigga

Yeah, they pay me in non-crappy wrestling.

>I only like the things that most other people like because I am so god damn insecure that I am literally unable to form my own independent thought and need to be told what to like by the crowd.
Imagine living a life this sad.

>>2892435
Based big dog

>>2892435
It's almost like no one wants to watching RAM's shitty backstage segments. Seff and Dean are the only real draws.

Best: Eve Torres
Worst: Nikki Bella

>>2892342
You mean in-ring wise? Or story wise?

>In-ring
Best: AJ Styles
Worst: too many to mention. Orton was definitely quite bad though.

>Story
Best: CM Punk (homorable mention: Edge)
Worst: Mr McMahon

Best: CM Punk

>>2892342
Worst wasn't Orton, it was just serviceable. I'd argue any time he's up against a flippy shit merchant the match is DoA

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>>2892033
Nope

Reminder that Samson won the feud

>>2892039
is she ever not barefoot? Dirty footslut

That they love barrage of fists blasted up their tight anuses until they can't walk for a week or so

>Just CAWS

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Well OP if you weren't an idiot you could see "No Flips" right above it