>AJ Styles killing it as champ
>Cena and Ambrose shooting at each other
>Miz and Ziggler feud
>Based Mauro on commentary
>Slater and Rhyno being great
>Nikki Bella
>Ellsworth being hilarious as always
>Wyatt vs Orton (not shit part)
>Talking Smack
>Pic related
I miss comfy 2016 /smack/ so much ;_;
Face that Runs the Place heel Champ AJ is the best AJ
>>2891961
LOSER
YOU'RE A LOSER
GONNA CRY LOSER?!?
>>2891968
SUMMERSLAM DIDNT GO TOO WELL, DID YA?
Wrestlers who are 110% NOT marks for the business
starting with the obvious ones
>>2891925
They're still marks for themselves though.
>>2891925
Mostly all divas. Started from subpar modelling career, quit WWE and returned back to subpar modelling career. Or started a business and failed.
>>2891930
Maybe Rock but Cena legit does not care one bit about his accomplishments in wrestling and what people think of him. He's the anti-Bret Hart
This bretty much confirms a Fatal 4-way for Summerslam, right?
If so, who's going over? I think Brock might drop the belt. If Brock retains fair and square against 3 guys including Roman, why would only Roman be a threat later? It's gonna be Joe or Strow.
>>2891910
Roman pins Braun to win.
>>2891910
who cares?
shit show, shit storylines, shit shit shit that's leading to nothing that matters except for another Ramen Wrestlemania ME.
>Joe wins
>Joe feuds with Brock, Brock eventually wins the title back at Survivor Series
>Roman feuds with Braun, which Roman wins because Roman wins lol
>Braun reduced to dancing gimmick
>Roman and Joe are the last two at the 2018 Royal Rumble, Roman wins to face Brock at WM
>Joe vs whoever at WM gets set up after Royal Rumble
>own your own promotion
>daughter starts banging some Mexican guy
>make Mexican guy your world champion
>turns out Mexican guy is smacking your daughter around
>get butthurt and strip him of the world title
Anyone else find his lack of foresight and/or professionalism hilarious? When has mixing business and personal life ever been a good idea.
It's called nepotism and every single business owner ever has engaged in it.
>>2891810
>Citation needed
>>2891886
>the sky is blue
>citation needed xD
>James Storm debuts on Raw
>reveals that Bray Wyatt was actually just drunk all along
>>2891752
>that spooky spirit bartender
>>2891752
Storm should have stayed with NXT when he was there for a moment
>tfw no beer money
Serious question if I copied Bray's arm tats would I be based or autistic? I think they look awesome
>taking booking advice from /asp/
BRAVO VINCE
I honestly think that wwe writers lurk here
>>2891593
No we- I mean they don't.
>>2891593
For all the ideas that have been decent, this one is by far the most retarded for them to steal. Vince probably likes black angle 2.0 and is upset black angle 1.0 isn't on the show yet (shelton) so he came up with this shit to make himself laugh while giving jordan a singles push
Jim Cornette blasts Kentucky-based AMW for booking the Progressive Liberal as a heel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uKQAXq5VM4
>Daniel Harnsberger, 36, wrestles as Dan Richards, aka 'The Progressive Liberal'
>The 36-year-old started playing the role when Trump first became a candidate
>He wears T-shirts with Hillary Clinton's face on it, and lectures his southeastern audiences about 'voting against their interests' and plans to 'reprogram' them
>>2891444
kek cornetty seething some mountain yokel from his home state stole his gimmick and gave it to a numale
>>2891444
>Cornette not realizing that people hate liberals because they are constant whining faggots
>Cornette whines like a faggot about it
Really stretches out my tight little brain pussy
You couldn't pay me to listen to Cornette blubber about politics, but does he actually say anything remotely coherent and critical about why this guy shouldn't be a leftist heel in a Southern state? Or is he just upset because he's a liberal faggot himself?
Brock Lesnars contract with WWE comes up after WrestleMania 34 and he has apparently already told Vince McMahon he doesn’t intend to re-sign with the company.
Brock Lesnar may be considering a return to the UFC for another fight later this year considering his suspension has ended, making him eligible to return to MMA. He returned to the UFC last July to face Mark Hunt.
Brock Lesnar may also be considering a return to New Japan Pro-Wrestling, who are currently set to strongly expand into the United States in 2018 with an official office, dojo and co-promotion already in the works.
>>2898185
Source?
>>2898188
Fake news. NJPW hates Brock and would never sign him in a million years.
>>2898188
https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/7/19/16000124/brock-lesnar-wwe-deal-wrestlemania-34-ufc-return-rumors
The part about New Japan came from his asshole.
What means "work rate" ?
doing lots of flips and movez with no sense of logic to them
>>2897864
rate of work
>>2897864
stiff kicks and suplexes and landing on your neck a lot
M A D M A N
>>2897861
Helicopter Deathmatch at Summerslam
>>2897861
Fuck
>he probaby asked permission from shane to tweet that
WORKED
Holy fucking YUM!
>>2897437
nice hairline.
holy fuckin yukola
>>2897437
I want to be choked by her muscular thighs
>points at Wrestle Kingdom 13 match against Shibata
>we will never get American Dragon vs Shibata
jdimsa ;_;
>>2897247
>they both die after suffering a concussion in the ring.
>actually wanting someone you're a fan of to get brain damage and die
you're an honest to god piece of shit. and i bet any time owen gets brought up you're one of the ones that says "continuing the show was just disgusting!"
Kill yourself please.
Who has the cringiest fanbase?
Dean "the deanetty" ambrose
AJ "the redneck" Styles
Kenny "the 33yo manchild weeb" Memega
Becketty "the even fergal doesn't want to fuck me" lynch
The whole roster of jew jamal cucks "marvel audience" wrestling
Whoever your favorite wrestler is.
>The whole roster of jew jamal cucks "marvel audience" wrestling
Wow this post is really fucking dumb and bad even for this shithole.
>>2897232
Any of the ugly divas. Bliss, sasha, lana, charlie, becky.
Really makes you think...
Think about what? I see 3 GOATs and the Undercarder
Think about how sad it is the only real draw is the old as fuck Undertaker.
>>2897198
No, not at all really.
>austin having a thick and wide midsection like a centaur
Asuka is fat
>>2897019
she's cute
>>2897019
>>2897081
She's fat and cute.