S-sorry Vince I should've never betrayed the comapny that made me relevant. You protected me, fed me, and clothed me. I lashed out because I thought I was good enough to be the top guy, but now I realize you have to drugs and drink to be a good wrestler. This ass whooping I just took infront of thousands of people taught me a lot. I should have been there for AJ when Jay Lethal was ramming her senseless to cheer her on I hope she forgives me. Maybe one day we can grab a beer and talk this whole thing over. I have embarrased myself for the last time, if I dont redeem myself I will always be known as the MTV guy who shuffled his feet across the UFC ring and got his ass choked out in kayfabe. Please forgive me.
Why're you writing fanfiction about CM Punk on /asp/?
>>2884859
I forgive you, Phil
Just hurry up and save my dying company
I pray for the day he comes back and they just absolutely bury him.
What would happen if he went to Mexico and wrestled there for a year?
get decapitated by a cartel
If he went to CMLL he might come back with a character beyond 'vest wearing punch guy'
>>2898508
kek
>6,000 dropkicks
>Never drew a dime
>literally the main reason of NJPW's growth alongside Tanahashi and sells out arenas while IWGP champions
>never drew
Damn, E-drones are not even trying anymore
>>2898399
I'm paying for New Chink World, so he has my dime. He's a great champion and looks the part.
nigga don't draw like Naito or Tana draws., that's for sure.
I found out the other day that Okada had a t-shirt; who the fuck knew cause the only thing I ever see are thousands of people wearing LOS merch and buying tickets to see LOS.
Giant Baba the b0ss of manlet Vince
GOD DAMN LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CHINAMAN
>>2898378
>BASED BABA
Vince is an OG vanilla midget, kek.
yes that would be hot
kys
i love finn instagram he post lots of hot pictures
>wwe 2k18 BTFO
How the fuck will mandrama ever recover?
>>2897998
LOL
>>2897998
I love Gamestop now.
Destroyed
>Lesnar contract is expiring at WM 34, he will return to New Japan and actually have 7 star matches with real wrestlers
>Daniel Bryan contract expiring soon, will go to New Japan
>Meanwhile battleground has Cena vs Rusev again in flag vs flag match, Bulgaria vs US
>Bulgaria is in NATO, literally US allies
>Punjab prison match between Randy Boring vs Steroid Mahal
>Can't even see inside ring
and sooooo much more
New Japan hates Bork though. he took the belt and didn't give it back until he joined Inoki's backwater company and Inoki made him drop to Kurt
Can they even match Bork's current contract?
>>2897958
No, New Japan is broke.
Steiner screwdriver is an obvious choice but what are some more obscure ones?
>>2897788
mainly because homicide is a shit wrestler.
Styles Clash can be pretty bad if the victim doesn't know the move and thinks it's a pile driver.
>>2897788
The Burning Hammer.
Where will they have their inevitable 7 star match? G1 Finals or Wrestle Kingdom?
>wasting a match that drew 10,000 for DDT on a G1 card that will sell out regardless
There's almost zero chance they do this. Kota vs Kenny is a WK match through and through.
NXT
Don't they not get along anymore?
I'd like to thank the man upstairs for looking out this morning & thanks to pilot Mario, Suffolk Co. Marine Bureau & Fire Island Coast Guard
"The FAA says the Robinson R-44 helicopter with two aboard landed on its pontoon skids just before 10:30 a.m. Neither Shane McMahon nor pilot Mario Regtien was injured. Emergency responders, including two lifeguards, picked up the two and ferried them safety to shore. Both were wearing life jackets. NYPD Aviation and SCUBA units also responded and assisted in the rescue."
"It's very unsettling when all the sudden you have something happen," McMahon said to WABC-TV. "You hear a bang, and then you start saying, 'We're going to do an emergency landing in the water.' So yes, it was very unnerving. But again, Mario was super calm, which made me super calm. And we landed perfectly."
Daily reminder that Vince's son Hornswoggle is currently wrestling at TNA. EC3 is still with the company even though Anthem pretty much told his dear aunt Dixie to fuck off. Also, there's like a dozen Dudleys that remain missing and unaccounted for. This is why kayfabe family gimmicks/storylines are fucking stupid.
>>2897487
Well when everybody was saying that Angle should come back and manage AA, I doubt anybody thought it would end like this
>>2897487
>kayfabe
>>2897487
Why didn't he just introduce him as his protégé? No subpar soap opera shit.
It's like if haitch came out and said Rollins was his son.
WWE PANTYHOSE GODDESSES:
>Alexa
>Lana
>Becky
>Charlotte
>Sasha
>Nikki
>Billie
>Payton
>Mandy
WWE PANTYHOSE TRAITORS:
>Bayley
>Nattie
>Carmella
>Nia
>Tamina
>Dana (usually)
>Maryse (usually)
Reminder that nylon fetish is GOAT fetish
I love Nattie's latex
>>2897447
REEEEEE latex is not nylon
>>2897440
You're confusing pantyhose with fishnets. Only some of the women you have listed as wearing pantyhose wear the real thing. Sasha and Becky being the most prominent. Nikki Bella almost always wears fishnets.
There's also the bare legs category, which is very rare. But Asuka has done it from time to time.
Also: no Mickie James in your list. Why do they always forget about Mickie?
If he ever does come back, how can he recover from being a complete joke?
By cutting the promo of a lifetime
He'll just cut some promo about having the balls to even step in the octagon and then be the most over guy on the roster.
*teleports behind you*
got you covered senpai
*blocks your path*
*steal his extra chromosome*
Based Malky will tap him out anyday
>>2897106
Lol at his nike shoes
I heard you could watch Day 1 for free, where can I check it out?
All of the days will be free on WatchWrestling.uno
>>2897095
http://njpwworld.com/p/s_series_00447_2_1
>>2897095
Day 2 is live tonight
synchtube.ru/r/cozytube