You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't training to

>>2903274
I have my pride

Why the fuck would I want to work for WWE?

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Because I look like Oney Lorcan and they already have 3 oney looking motherfuckers

>>2903278
Better than being the NEET that you are.

>>2903274
Look at those motherfuckers on their tiptoes on the far left & right.

>>2903274
>Because I'd rather not be enhancement talent for Roman Reigns.
>Because I'd rather not have to wrestle multiple times a week, every week
>Because I'd rather not deal with the squeaky-clean image WWE wants to maintain

That being said, I am training to be a wrestler. I just don't think WWE will ever be for me.

>>2903274
I'm 5'11"

>>2903274
I'd rather go to the NJ Dojo or other wrestling schools, than stuck in "developmental" full of 30+ years old guys.

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>>2903309
>NJ Dojo

>Oke class today we are practicing headbutts
pic related

>>2903298
That's 6'2" in WWE measuring tape

>>2903309
This

I came to my senses before setting foot in a wrestling school.

>>2903274
Because I'm a responsible adult with a family and a real job.

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>>2903356
>responsible adult
>family
>job
why are you here

>>2903274
Because I'm an old fag, and I like being injury-free.

>>2903591
sometimes i get bored at work

There's a bingo-hall promotion in my town and they run a training camp. I thought about it but I'm too old and short to ever progress so it'd just be a waste of money.

>>2903274
I'm going to be after college is over and I land my job that leaves nights and weekends open for training and also supplies more than enough money to do so while also still being a young man of 22 or so with years left to learn and pursue

>>2903722
ayy fellow work fag

>>2903754
Are you yacked though? You need to start pounding iron if you want to make it in vinces funhouse

I'm 25 and it's too late for me and I'm nowhere near the Styles level of athleticism to start late and get it far.

because i already signed up to be a young lion

>>2903293

ahahaha

>n-notice me vince!

>>2903274
i don't live in usa

>>2903860
i heard your vagina smells like lunchmeats
confirm or deny?

>>2903274
Because I'm 5'10 and would be forced to be flippy midget, boring technician, or comedic act in the E'

>>2903892
Or worse. Part of a tag team in NXT.

>>2903887
idiot have some respect i don't smell it ir anyone im a pure girl

>>2903923
One day I'm ding-dong diddly fuck you Yelissa, whether you like it or not.

>>2903274
Too old and injured to do it. Plus it is more fun being a ringside manager.

>>2903274
I'm 5'7'' and have a host of mental disorders

>>2903274
Because while I'm 6'1" and stronk I'm also pretty damn bald and all the superstars who go anywhere have hair

>>2903274
I'm black.

>>2903937
i don't think so and if you fuck me without my consent that's rape and a crime

>>2904194
It's not a crime to fuck a subhuman. Don't worry, I'll find you eventually.

i live in finland.

>>2904203
im a beautiful girl, get a life

>>2903274
5'7 have CTE and very injury prone.

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>>2903321
>Be huge wrestling fan as a kid
>Join an amateur wrestling school because my dream is be a pro wrestler
>Grow to be 6'1
>Realize I will never make it with that size
>Get into MMA and got my ass kicked
>Years later realize that this niggas lie about their size, I could be labeled as 6'3

>yfw no fake fighting future

>>2904249
Next Finn Balor

Because it's impossible to gain height.

I shower, I have sex. I need to hit the gym, then maybe I'll get a clue.

>>2903767
I'm legit 6'2" and athletic, but not jacked. I do work out tho bc I started in high school and have made a habit out of it. But I don't think I'll ever be jinder tier, tho I can easily match heel bod like the revival

>>2904174
>this

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>I can't be a wrestler because muh height

Neville is an ugly British midget and he's not only a respected, well-travelled wrestler but he has won multiple titles in the WWE alone and married a loyal qt. And he's only 31.

Height isn't an excuse.
>hit the gym
>take a shower
>have sex
>get a clue

>>2903860
Quit lying ya cunt, you like in my closet.

>>2904243
You like a portapotty after a 3 day festival. You are so ugly juggalos won't fuck you.

>>2903274
Taking bumps hurts. Plus WWE sounds like a garbage place to work, pro wrestling stuff aside.

>>2903274
I was too depressed and smoked too much weed after high school and now I'm in my late 20s, still in good shape but could have had 10 years under my belt. Pretty disappointed by it anon ;-;

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I can't draw a dime.

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>>2903274
Because i'm a 24 yo semi-autistic manlet with a damaged acl that lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, the only thing in my favor is that i do lift weights

Because i dont want my matches to be scripted move for move.

Because i dont want to work for years to get over only for the boss to decide the "pretty boy" goes over.

Because the money is shit for a full time pro athlete with a high risk of injury.

>>2903274
Thought about it years ago. Simply too old now (35) and been suffering from a herniated disk for a few years now....so my back is pretty shot.

>>2903274

>Manlet (173 cm/ 61 kgs)

>Too old 33

>I speak English barely

>I'm not charismatic

Ironically I'm Judo (3) and Aikido (2) black belt so wrestling and grappling techniques are not strange to me.

>>2903274
If you're a fan of wwe and still want to join that batshit insane company you deserve all the shit shitthat's going to eventually happen to you. The rock, undertaker, and stone one cold could come to wwe now and they'd find a way to ruin them completely

>>2903274
Tried, hurts like hell.

>>2903274
I'm too old.

>>2903280
this.

>>2903274
Because I'm training in MMA

>>2903283
Not really desu

Too much money, time, and risk of permanent damage with little to no guarantee of success. I suppose I could just start backyard wrestling to eliminate the first thing at the cost of doubling the third thing.

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>>2903274
>Going to the Meme Center when you can go to the future NJPW Dojo in L.A and being trained by Rocky Romero and puro legends.

I love pro wrestling probably more than any other human being on the planet, but it has to be one of the worst jobs possible.

Let's see:

- Dangerous

- No guaranteed days off

- No health benefits

- No retirement

- You get injured and you could be fired

- Your livelihood relies on you trusting the guy not to be a reckless goof

- You really only have until you are in your mid-30's unless you are the 1%

- Never home

- Awful hours

It's just not worth it unless you are 6'5 and 250lbs.