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>>869051
>NXT
Loose weight, have intercourse and become older then the age of 18

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>>869057

>christians
>muslims
>hindus
>etc.

like anyone in the history of anything has ever been bothered by something not being "real"

Besides, you take a ball, two groups of people, two metal frames with net around them, and have the groups kick the ball and try to get it to go in through one of the metal frames... where's the "reality" in that?

Is that Jeb Bush?

gay

The activity is kinda fun, but can be boring sometimes. The people are...interesting. About 30% obese white dudes with neckbeards, 30% older vets trying to relive their glory days, 30% normal folks between the ranks of "in shape" and "DYEL twig," and 10% is pre-teens in their dad's motorbike helmet and ski goggles talking about how it's just like CoD.

Much like any other alternative activity, if you can get over how ridiculous it is you can have fun.

>>868288
It's fun if you don't take it seriously, now go where you belong.

Is there any news of when he's lined up to get destroyed in the UFC? That should hurry up his return.

>>868195
>Every star is injured
>wwe raiding the indys and buying top draws everywhere

He could have done it, he could have main evented WM

>>868195
I'd mark out even if he was still with WWE and never left.

>>868193
Worth a shot, just for the experience alone, but don't expect to get very far unless you've got previous wrestling experience. The absence of a gi significantly alters grip fighting, set-ups and throw selection. Scoring and groundwork's different too.

>>868235
how is the groundwork different?

>>868240
If I'm correct
>can't touch legs with hands on the ground
>reversals - escape from back take - score a point
>pin rules are slightly different

Don't know for sure if turning over an opponent in itself will score points like in freestyle, but I think it does.

>>868183
Sure. Just don't expect your thread to survive the wrestling spam.

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>>868225
> still butthurt

>>868183
you sick fuck

Take it to some fetish board

Christian's '05 theme is by far my favorite of all time. Still get chills listening to it.

My current favorite would have to be Heath Slater's or Jack Swaggers.

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>>867739
the best theme in wrestling today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0pnoTsvWPs

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GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_zbCF2QNB8

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>>867594
Baleeve

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>>867594
Who /Ambreigns/ here

>>867594
>all this king heel comentary
It's a beautiful thing

Its hard to tell if I like him or not.

That's the announcer for NJPW.
Pretty good, he sounds like he enjoys his job.

>>867576
lance storm is back?

>>867151
You're not crazy, it just lacks substance. Like it's only a good matchup because they're both big guys. It'll merit a cheap pop and a ten minute match that'll likely be forgettable.

Aw man, I would love for them to go all out against each other. Top rope bumps, Huricanranas, absolute crazy cruiserwight shit for a retirement match against two BIG GUYS. That would make it a good match.

Didn't BEEG do some relatively acrobatic moves in his early years?

>>867224
I mean, you'd imagine that Beeg would be physically capable of performing a hurricanrana, if he was paired with someone (like Henry) capable of having him on his shoulders. It'd probably be the slowest thing ever, and I don't know how well Henry would be able to bump it, but dammit I can dream.

>Beeg and Henry in a one-off (i,e. no feud) loser-retires match
>They somehow pull all of this crazy athletic shit, and tear the place apart
>Battle to the outside of the ring, smash a few tables, THESE TWO MONSTERS ARE TEARING THE PLACE APART MAGGLE!
>Realise the ref's been counting, they each start to struggle back to the ring in time.
Then
>They each stop, look at each other, and hug it out as the ref reaches 10, and the bell rings.
>IT'S A DOUBLE RETIREMENT MAGGLE!
>They take their moment in the ring, then stride off into the sunset.

Hold me bros.

Bump because it seems the only threads that actually have some life in them are those retarded wwe threads.

It's not a sport, it's a shitty soap opera with sweaty dudes in tights
>GAAAAAYYYY

>>867202
lol go fly off somewhere if you don't like it faggot

powered paragliding thread would be more suited for >>>/n/

I think that's where most of the aviation anons post

Ryback is a legend cm punk sucks

your thread is decidedly not over

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so will anyone care about him if he doesnt wear a mask?

>>867983
whos that girl in back next to woods?

HYP
I am rooting for the A+ pleyer

>>868004
Looks like Tamina.

Well judging by MMA/Shooto themed JAV, I'm pretty sure you'll somewhat be fine.

I've got a semi related question that doesn't deserve its own thread. Is there anywhere that a white westerner could study wrestling or grappling while abroad? I figured it would make traveling worthwhile. No gay jokes please, I've heard them before.

>>865886
the thing is, those women are paid to fuck the ugly fat old guys in those things. fucking a western fight fan/fighter with no monetary compensation is a different story.

>Wear your fucking helmet.

AYE!

Don't be a fucking retard. Skate with a helmet, and save yourself from becoming retarded.

Also, OP, longboards are also used for long-distance skating. Stiffer boards with bigger, softer wheels.

Just got a landyachtz switch 40 as my first ever board ever. Wat do?
I want to be like OP's picture. Wat do?

I was skated streets when I was you. Never did hill bombs on longboard. For street helmet is not really needed. With hill bombing a helmet is not optional. Going that fast is a good way to get killed.