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>flippyshit outlaw

BOMESAW IS READY!

He would job to Bonesaw like the vanilla midget he is.

Ahahahahaha

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>>865847
Source(s) http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-cena-surgery-january-2016-28503697?sf18307282=1

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/684920619247337474?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>865847
At this rate of upper mid/main event injuries, might as well put on Nakamura-Styles: Twice in a Lifetime (joking of course).

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>>853299
pc when?

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This is actually my second character for testing purposes

>>853299
Is next 4chan cup on 2k16?
Better than crappy PES

>>851048
I lol'd

Did you cut your promo yet?

Whats ur finisher

>>875972
>has never been used or thought of before
your dick

>>875972
Inverted avalanche pedigree. That way, my balls are buried right on my opponant's face when I land the move.


:^)

Gut Stunner
Hold an opponent with his stomach over your shoulder, perform a stunner.

Cause he's just better than anyone else.

#ReignsisKing

> Didn't really beat Kane and Big Show at Rumble in the match but rather was having his ass kicked and got lucky because they turned on each other for no logical reason
> Getting his ass handed to him at WrestleMania by Brock Lesnar and was clearly losing when Seth came out and took the gold (and people still say Reigns was close "LOL")
> Couldn't win Money in the Bank because Bray pushed the ladder down and defeated him single handedly wearing an apron
> Gets into the final of the most predictable tournament bracket in history and defeats Ambrose in a pretty dominating time
> Triple H offers his hand as a peace offering but Reigns spears him because... "This will solve all of my problems"?
> Sheamus cashes in on a time where Reigns was actually still pretty strong and not all groggy and beat Reigns in less than a minute
> Cries because he was dumb enough to let his guard down
> Gets beaten, screwed, to the point where you question his place in the title scene
> Even loses his rematch at TLC because "Mu'h Family" couldn't come out and at least help out against The Authority
> Vince gives him yet another oppotunity instead of simply punishing him for his actions
> Magically gains the ability to finally defeat every member of the League of Nations with one punch and beats Sheamus
And now we have to apparently take this guy seriously.

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I used to have one of these.

Got really good at flying elbows from the top of my bunk beds, and tombstone piledrivers.

But I thought you trained BJJ with a dummy at all times.

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>>875868
We have several dummies at our gym. We have 2 of those. That particular one is pretty harsh against the skin.

I really like this Fairtex one we have. Only problem is that someone ripped the arm. It's still hanging, but barely. I'm assuming it was more of someone doing something stupid than a design flaw, but who knows. Only problem I've had is that a few times I have kneebarred it, let the kneebar go, and it's foot sprung back and knocked me in the mouth. My own fault, but that shit hits hard.

The Motion Master is really good too, but is a little different.

Keep in mind the amount of useful drills you can do on this is limited. I feel many moves feel too different with the dummy. Here is what I personally like to do (some of this is more advanced and you may have not heard of some of these moves):

Motion Master:
Star Drills by themselves, or Star Drills with hitting (basically moving from top position to top position).
Knee mount movement with hitting. Knee mount, double knee mount, knee on neck, reverse knee mount...switch sides various ways...

For the Fairtex dummy:
Helicopters. Can't do all of them sufficiently, but I'll do a lot of the helicopter drills. 3 different Helicopter guard passes. Spinning knee bar from N/S. Helicopter armbar from side control and Back-spin helicopter armbar from side control.

The main other thing I'll use it for is working bull fighter passes and I also like to work the diveroll kimura into a submissions series.

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>Liking Tyler "baby dick" Rollins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hcz7-rAT5s

reminder that the greatest wrestler in all creation is also an A+ madden superstar

reignsfags can enjoy your failed football player's success in his absence but he will never (EVVVVVVVVER) reach SethGOD levels of basedness

>>875517
> caring about the dick size of wrestlers

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>875453
> hey
Fuck off reddit

I'm gonna have to up arrow that one.

>>872277
the streak
he was stiff
he had a bad ass look
the entrance
the theme
it was lightning in a bottle

>>872283
to ad to that
>big scary dude
>muscled like hel
>goatee of evil
>The fucking catch phrase "You're next!"

Lesnar is literally the only guy who comes close to matching such an intense guy

>>872277
He fucking ended the Shitman. That alone makes him the GOAT in my book.

Heaven be fine

No no no, don't meme magic Ric to death!

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Who /a/ here?

>>871481
This is a WWE board, real wrestling only.
Fuck off.

>>871481
hows yours OP?

>>871481
>>/lgbt/
If you want to hug men in your spare time thats cool, no need to tell us about it though

Ever seen the /asp/ advice about judo being all about slamming fools onto concrete? Same principle. Extremely effective.

>>870147
>world wrestling entertainment is extremely effective

>>870147
But at what point does the fighter set up his signature move or use a hidden razorblade to scratch himself so it looks like he took damage?
When do they agree to who is supposed to win at the end?

>>867793
It's pretty neat

>>867793
It's paintball without the serious pain, and a million times more immersive with the MilSim loadouts and what not

>>867793
>stacking under a open window
Thats a big negative papa bear.
God damn, I hate looking at civilians play dress up like this and don't even understand basic tactics for EBCR