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BRIE MODE
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streams where
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4th for Bray

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>The crowd will be chill!
>No one is going to shit on the Rumble this year!
>This Rumble will be no where near as bad as 2014 and 2015!

ahahaha

If Reigns or Triple H wins over Lesnar or Styles, or if Styles doesn't even show up, the crowd are going to be fucking nuclear. Reigns got booed loudly just for spearing Lesnar, so what's going to happen when Reigns and Lesnar are going at it in the ring this Sunday? And what's going to happen when either Reigns or Haitch eliminates Brock?

Strap in guys, I expect a disaster for three years in a row. Also, Rumble always draws the most smarkiest of crowds from all over the world, so Reigns could get nuclear shit by default, no matter what happens.
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>>893655

>waaaaaah they didn't handle last year's rumble to danyul boring on a silver platter

Dirtsheets already confirmed styles will enter but will not win. Hopefully that is enough to scratch your outlaw vanilla midget itch you smark faggot. Get worked. Also saged.
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>>893655
>>893669
>Dirtsheets confirmed it
those are hardly ever right. though that is the out come I'd hope for.
Nobody ACTUALLY expects AJ Styles to debut and Win the WHC in the royal rumble, right? It'd be cool as fuck but it isn't happening. Also, since H is such a heel, wouldn't the extreme boos be a good thing? I imagine that makes Reigns look good.
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>>893655
>Reigns got booed loudly
stop exaggerating things

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>Check catalog
>No gear thread
Let's change that. Post your gear/supplements/etc., shoot the shit, ask questions, make fun of Everlast.
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>>890435
I also take the bcaa you have. I no longer take the Protien shakes tho. I just created a new meal plan that requires no proton shakes.
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Locksport:
>pic related is my main kit
>I have my first kit in storage
>some other self-crafted kicks (in storage)
>some assorted Peterson picks (in storage)
>some assorted thin Peterson picks (in storage)

Parkour (don't feel like raiding laundry machine to get my clothes to take a picture):
>I have a pair of sweat pants 1 size too big
>a technical fabric t-shirt
>a light technical fabric zip-neck sweater

In Storage:
>2 6ft bo staffs
>a pair of round nunchucks which are tapered a bit larger on the ends furthest from the chain

I don't Skate Board Anymore But (in storage):
>a blackout deck with green thunder trucks, don't recall the wheels
>a cruising longboard in which the deck is shaped like an arrowhead, I don't know what that style is called, with alpine trucks, don't recall the wheels
>my first deck, broken in half by a fat guy, forgot what the brand was, but I think you could only get it locally, don't remember what the trucks or wheels were

I Stopped Doing Airsoft A Long Time Ago:
>my gear was pretty shitty anyway, and I have no idea about where it is
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>>890435
>>890756
>Everlast, UFC
Baby's first martial art.

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> What is /asp/ Rumble Bet?
It's exactly what you think, you put your name in a get assigned a random number between 1-30. That number is the entrant that will be your representative for the Royal Rumble.
> How this will work?
Every 30 names, I will assign numbers and post results. Similar to the /asp/ Predicts thread. You might get someone likely like Brock Lesnar, or you might get Heath Slater, how lucky are you?
> Follow this link to deposit your name:
https://derpy.me/sezsY

Please off a courtesy bump and good luck!
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> 00:00:00
NAILED IT!

Here's a reminder of last year's one.
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And the year before.
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Why does anyone even care about the Royal Rumble at this point?

Unless you turn it into a drinking game, it will be a bore fest. What happens there won't matter the day after WM anyway. Nobody interesting will debut or return.

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-OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.

Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
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first for roman
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ready for brei to win it all
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I'm pulling for any Social Outcast to win, but realistically anyone but Roman.

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BECKY LYNCH IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH (?)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA7kG9MgFJz/
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>>900904
No, anon.
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asuka will win the rumble you heard it here first
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The Fabulous Moolah has a better chance of winning the rumble than Becky Lynch does.

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What the fuck is up with you guys? How do you religiously tune in to watch a 3 hour show twice a week with 2 and a half hours of man-drama and commercials to see thirty minutes of greasy sluts and fake fighting, if that? Not to mention shelling out like 80 bucks for a PPV event with an outcome you deep down have already anticipated weeks beforehand. It's really predictable, the most popular rassler always wins the championship. Like do you just delude yourself until there's some feeling of suspense?

I'm really trying to wrap my head around this. I mean I understand that you need willing suspension of disbelief to enjoy all tv shows but come on, you KNOW it's not real and yet you'll pay to go watch it and make signs and scream your asses off as if it affects the outcome of the "match".

I can't even look at pro rasslers without being grossed out, like do they just lay down a tarp and roll in baby oil and crisco to get that look? And the so-called divas... Like just watch porn if you want to see a skanky chick doing nasty shit, they'll be hotter and fully naked. Not to mention how totally gay it is to watch dudes in colorful speedos grabbing each other and whining about how they got fucked over by whatever funny looking guy in a suit is pissing them off that week.

It's muscle ballet mixed with a bad soap opera, you're no better than an aging Mexican housewife with her telenovelas. You just shit up what could be a great board with dumb threads about your favorite tv shows. The acting is terrible and the plots are always bad. Mexican and Japanese wrestling at least has cool personalities and they actually do stuff. Go take a martial arts class and learn actual fighting, you'll realize what a sham your life was before. Be your own hero and stop worshiping these hillbillies.
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>>900326
Notice they have three WWE generals in the first two pages. What does this tell you about the quality of WWE posters?
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>>900342
>could contain their autist central general in one thread until it goes to page10
>instead create 15 shit threads
brony-tier creatures
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>>900360
exactly, no other group on this board past or present did this shit. They kept to a general and maybe one or two other threads depending on popularity.

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Is CM Punk the most overrated wrestler ever?

>crybaby
>vanilla midget
>can't even do a dropkick
>copied tyler breeze's gimmick
>buried bo dallas
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>>900126

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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Hey guys so i play airsoft, i really like it and wanted to get into filming my shit so a few things i was wondering when you watch someones airsoft videos what entertains you? What do you wanna See? What don't you wanna see ?
if you guys could give me some suggestions that would be great

Heres my most recent Vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbsX8ciCCjM
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I want to see someone who knows how to take cover, who knows how to shoot from cover, and knows how to outsmart his enemies when trading fire.

Also, I like to see organized teams where the members of a team communicate with each other.

That free for all stuff when it's team vs team is best left for video gamers.
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>>899846
This. Some buddies of mine tried out airsoft with some guys who had been playing 8-10 years and crushed them 4/5 times with shittier guns and superior tactics based on IRL training and experience.
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Airsoft generally looks really fucking boring when its recorded, and this is coming from someone who plays it frequently.

What I don't like to see however is an endless highlight reel. A few prominent youtube people only ever focus on them 'kicking ass' with selective footage, rarely ever showing them getting hit or whatever.

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Can Kane be rebooted? I dont mean the wrestler himself but the Character.

Just find some 7 foot giant put him a mask and dont let him near a microphone then make him wreck shit.

WWE really lacks a monster and i like the character so it would be nice to still have Kane for the foreseeable future.

What do you think?
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>>885485
the only Republican i can stand.
He honestly is better off retiring from wrestling and running for office. He's a bad ass libertarian looking out for the every day joe.
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Kane was always better as a character, rather than a wrestler. Right now (well, up to his leave) he's the best actor on Raw and one of few blessed with comedic talent. Skits were gold. Feuds sucked. Matches were poor.

If he stays with WWE he should retire as a wrestler and become Director of Operations (and Condiments) fulltime.
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Someone else could be put in the mask, but with the Undertaker on his way out there's not much to be gained. Might as well just start something new.

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Pic-related will be #30. Screencap this.
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>>900322
NOW DATS COOL
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>mfw everyone was marking out over the rumour of a "Latin Star" coming back to WWE
>mfw it turned out to be El Patron
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Who else /switchingtofootballwhenthepizzaguyshowsup/ here?

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How will Vince ruin him when he reaches WWE?
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Can't ruin whats already horrible
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>>897251
get rid of the make-up
limit the move set
never let him promo
give him the united states championship
put him in a tag team

There, I just mapped out his main roster career.
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he looks like a fucking idiot with that make up. doesn't suit him at all. so anything will be an improvement.

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Gif related is a perfect example...

We all know about The Rock's 'This Is Your Life' segment, Edge and Christian with kazoos, Goldust and Booker T, etc…this thread is about lesser-known funny moments that some of us might have missed (botches included). Try to link videos where possible...

Was inspired to make this thread after I recently watched the R-Truth/Kane segment, where Truth mistakenly thought he was in the MITB match

More:

- Once during a segment, Booker T, Eddie Guerrero and Undertaker all challenged JBL for his WWE title. JBL told them "For the last time, I'm not wrestling any of you! Do I have to say it in hip hop? Do I have to say it in Spanish? Do I have to say it in monster?" I giggled like a bitch after that line….

- Whenever Chris Masters came out for his entrance, Lawler and Coach would suddenly tell JR to hush up, then after Masters did his poses sometimes they would be making noises like he was turning them on or something, like "Watch this….oh…..oh yes…..wow…."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4a0sJhIRhc

- There was a show on UPN that showed bloopers from the shows on that network, including Smackdown. One blooper showed Edge and Cena talking in a room, with Rey Mysterio in the background quietly doing pull-ups on a shelf. Then the shelf breaks, Rey busts his ass and Edge suddenly walks off laughing

- One time in WCW, just before a Hacksaw Jim Duggan match was supposed to start, Tony Schiavone called Duggan a "very intelligent man". Heenan hears this and does nothing but laugh his ass off for the rest of Duggan's match, and Schiavone had to do the commentary for the match solo between Heenan's laughter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afNOqwJrT8s
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- On Raw: Carlito and Chris Masters execute their genius plan to trap Kane in a room backstage by putting a forklift to the room's door, then taking the forklift key so nobody can move it. Big Show later sees this and tries his hardest to move the forklift from the door to free Kane. While doing this, Kane walks up behind him from outta nowhere and asks him what he's doing. Show sees him, his face is like wtf, and he asks Kane how the hell he got out of the room. Kane tells him the room has another door in the back. Cut to Carlito and Masters in the ring looking stupid as hell, and the crowd is laughing

-The "Not Now" fan who was talking to Lesnar after Big Show shoved him out of the ring (at the 2:06 mark)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVgCy3bML3k

- When Del Rio knocked down Santa in his car….the tree falling on Santa right after the hit was what got me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUw_ZIDOK30

- After trying to date her for a while, Chyna finally accepts Mark Henry's offer for a date. Henry then has the biggest grin on his face, and immediately drops to the mat and rolls around in the ring in excitement like a big, happy walrus

- At the start of a Stone Cold/Biker Undertaker match, this happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyLGlbHt47M

- Michael Cole's greatest call, after the Rock Rock Bottomed the British Bulldog into dog shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGt4TL5sJbA

- Cena and A-Train walking to the ring together for a tag match….in the middle of a freestyle rap, Cena calls A-Train his wookie…A-Train almost turns on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaOSpu1A3d8
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>>848154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQg_IPVnklY
Skip to 1:00
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I remember a match a long time ago between La Resistance and the Dudley Boyz (or maby it was DX?) where one of the 'french' guys picked up the smaller guy and threw him out of the ring.
He was supposed to land on the table outside, but instead it got fucked up and he smacked his head on the corner of the table.
For just a very, very brief moment, La Resistance broke character and were like
>OH FUCK is he alright?
then as soon as he got back to his feet
>HAHA SERVES YOU RIGHT, DUMB AMERICANS HAHAH ect

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What website will you guys use to watch Royal Rumble?
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>>899446
network.wwe.com
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http://cricfree .tv
http://www.rojadirecta .me/ - look up royal rumble when its on.
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Does that badgamesalldaylong guy still stream?

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Most obnoxious, talentless jobbers of all time. The shit bucks.
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> jobbers
> most in-demand act on the indies
> record-breaking title victories

I thought nerds were supposed to be smart. Suck it, mark.
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>>899004
I thought this until I watched a ROH ppv they were in a triple threat tag match now I think they're pretty good
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>>899004

agreed

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