AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.inquisitr.com/2737668/wwe-news-wwe-attempting-to-sign-goldberg-to-a-one-year-contract-near-wrestlemania-time/
>>916557
i feel if your prime was 15 years ago at some point you should stop
I can't wait for the infinitely awkward Goldberg vs Strohman match
>>916557
yes please
>Dean Ambrose
Old: Cool, slick on the mic, actually did stuff for his gimmick, White hot, in good storylines
New: Corny, spasms on the mic, throws mustard and popcorn at people, involved in stories either as Roman's lil buddy or he's annoying some random superstar like Bugs Bunny
>Roman Reigns
Old: Badass, Simple but effective on the mic, gimmick was that he was a silent enforcer who kicked ass, mediocre in the ring, in decent storylines, but white hot
New: Can be cool, but they often don't let him, overbooked as John Cena 2.0, cuts Looney Tunes promos, better in the ring, but his career is falling apart because of Creative
>Bray Wyatt
Old: Looked like a future face of the company, actually a threat, fresh gimmick
New: Stuck in a cycle where he beats some jobber, loses to an actual star, is built up a lot during wrestlemania season but ends up losing anyway
>no replies
Based /asp/ puts Creative over.
>>913407
The thing is, you're right.
It wouldn't be hard to fix the damage they've done, considering how stupid smarks are.
>reform the Shield
>make Wyatt do some actual damage and win actual matches
> Reigns
> great
>>918803
You're not a smark?
Ladies and Gentleman, the special referee for HHH's match at Wrestlemania
>>913215
with special guest at the ringside
>>913355
These two were so based together.
>>913215
>Seth comes out and beats up hbk helping roman
>Le can't do his finisher on anyone over 6'0 guy
>>909349
there is no reason for anyone to be in wwe who is under 6'2
>>909349
He has multiple finishers like the Calf Killer and Spinal tap.
Never watched TNA in my life, why is this guy so highly rated? He looked like fucking shit tonight.
What was he thinking about in this moment?
Stone Cold;'s never coming back lads.
Say my name
>post yfw you realized it's been almost two decades now since the Attitude Era
JUST
>Rusev didn't even do anything when Rock came up with as many ways as possible to say LOL I FUCKED YOUR GIRL
>Lana didn't come out with the League for the Main Event
>Implying Lana wasn't riding the Brahma Bull in the back
>>918896
whoa this is hot thanks for this
>>918883
>You alright
=D
We need more coked out of his mind Rock.
Lazy fucks
>tfw the special surprise wasn't Scott Steiner
Wacky line
Was Hulk Hogan guy and friends plants?
Great theme or GREATEST?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZakjbWPztaY
>>918907
not bad but this is the greatest theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0pnoTsvWPs
Vince Mcmahon thread
Vince McMahon dead
Fastlane Main Event - Ok so Wyatts cost Lesnar the match and Reigns spears Ambrose "outta nowhere " to win as them beat HHH at mania. He will hold the title until
Seth returns. Seth will originally come back as a heel but quickly turn Mega face. He will beat Reigns and this all sets up a Shield triple threat for the title at Mania after Ambrose wins the rumble. Am I wrong?
Yes we're getting swerved at Fast Lane. The token guy there to just eat the pin will actually go over. The reaction he got when he was last one left in the Rumble vs. H made them realize it's time to give Dean his run.
DBry's never coming back is he?
>winners of Raw get a chance at the main event of FL
>lolnope Lesnar
>"lol smark opinions don't matter. marks and casuals are where the money is"
Why do anti-smarks keep spreading this meme?
Think about these questions:
>Where are you more likely to see smarks: PPVs or TV tapings?
PPVs obviously being the answer.
>Which costs more: PPV tickets or TV tickets
This one should be obvious.
Now put the two answers together and please stop saying "Vince doesn't care about whiny internet faggots, you smark neckbeards". If smarks hate Roman, he won't have long term main event spots.
>>918336
Smarks will watch and complain regardless of the product.
Casual fans are the ones they should be attempting to bring in, the reason so many people used to watch wrestling every week wasn't because they were smarks, it was because the product was over with the casual audience
>>918381
But they've been booking to this "casual" audience for almost 15 years to a consistently-declining fanbase.
>>918336
>casuals eat up everything
>marks eat up everything and defend the WWE
>smarks automatically hate WWE and only watch Indy wrestling until their favorites go to WWE where they bitch about their favorites not instantly holding all the titles and main eventing all the ppvs
>in reality Vince and the WWE are concerned with making money, pleasing their investors, and that has caused them to stick to formulaic business practices that guarantee a steady income
>a constant shitfest no matter what you do
Look, to an extent you have to take the good with the bad and Vinny has to be willing to make changes to his practices in order to keep the product relevant. But this insane idea of pleasing one side or the other is only helping to make the company stale. (Not saying it's the only thing.)
Let's have a thread for the GOAT old-theme-we'll-never-hear-again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf8MGL0TzMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66k7KNMwDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4MmXPUWAp0
Why do dead crowds always remove most fun even when watching on TV?
Takes all the fun out of it.
Rock woke them up then Usos put them back to sleep.
Is Tyrone Magnus over /asp/?
How long will his promo tonight be?
>>914122
Solid 20 min
>>914122
20 Minutes at the start, another 20 at the end.
>>914122
HERES THE THING YOU DONT GET ROMAN
So let's talks about how that underdog HHH finally got that push he so desperately deserved
Boy, it is feeling like 2002-2003 in here.
After watching this promo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bygHneRh24
and you still believe that Hunter doesn't deserve his first title reign you are damn stupid
Why make a general when there is already a WWE general?