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Anonymous
2016-04-04 07:38:45 Post No.1151804
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:38:45 Post No. 1151804 [Report] [View this topic]

Who is this semen demon?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:41:04 Post No.1151811
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:41:04 Post No.1151811 [Report]

the next Tyler Breeze or Ascension once he hits the main roster

Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:32 Post No.1151875
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>>1151804
the Audible NXT champ

Anonymous 2016-04-04 16:54:32 Post No.1153421
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>>1151804
Is he gay?

Anonymous
2016-04-04 07:33:37 Post No.1151792
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:33:37 Post No. 1151792 [Report] [View this topic]

can someone explain to me why brock is even feuding with people? He's this crazy beast who is also a former UFC champion, of course they won't have him lose to anyone or look weak

i really don't see the point for him to still be here since its obvious all hes gonna do is bury people

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:20 Post No.1151835
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:20 Post No.1151835 [Report]

Maybe if Ambrose didn't look like a marathon runner these days, they could've had a convincing match.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:50:44 Post No.1151840
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>>1151792
They're building him to have the highest power level ever so when he eventually is beaten clean by Roman it'll make him look extra strong.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:29 Post No.1151846
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:29 Post No.1151846 [Report]

>street fight match
>nothing but kendo sticks and ddt's onto chairs
>the one time with the barbwire baseball bat ends with Ambrose missing his swing, eating an f5 and then getting pinned

If the booking won't even commit, why even bother booking these violent matches. Either Brock or the bookers are pussies and since Brocks very readily bled in his past matches I'm feeling inclined to beleive it's the latter.

Anonymous
2016-04-04 07:28:21 Post No.1151769
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:28:21 Post No. 1151769 [Report] [View this topic]

>RAW opens
>Shane stood in the ring with the biggest fucking lockbox you've ever seen
>down comes Vince
>he's pissed
>"THAT LOCKBOX IS MINE"
>"Indeed it is dad...
>...only I forgot to lock it"
>Vince gulps
>Door slowly swings open
>OUT STEPS...VINCE RUSSO
>"Bro I've got to tell these people your dirty little secret...
>bro you didn't build this...
>bro I built this...
>and just let me tell you bro, as a shoot....
>the contract Shane signed for his match at WrestleMania, bro, actually made me the commissioner!"
>[deafening cheers]
>Vince gulps again

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:29:00 Post No.1151773
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:29:00 Post No.1151773 [Report]

LOCKBOX ON A POLE

Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:40:04 Post No.1151808
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:40:04 Post No.1151808 [Report]

If Judy Bagwell and a forklift are involved, I say book it!

Anonymous 2016-04-04 10:11:34 Post No.1152106
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 10:11:34 Post No.1152106 [Report]

>"and bro I've got to level with you...
>I've been locked in that box for fifteen years trying to deal with some woman in Florida and some suits at Spike TV over the phone...
>and bro, I'm ready to book some wrestling...
>not "sports entertainment" bro, WRESTLING...
>and so as my first act as commissioner I am booking a huge match in the main event...
>it will be a number one contenders match for the Intercontinental title and bro...
>it will be Kevin Owens vs Bray Wyat...
>in a Hot Pocket on a pole match!"

Anonymous
2016-04-04 06:14:52 Post No.1151424
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 06:14:52 Post No. 1151424 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: We wait for the return of the A+ Player

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 06:15:45 Post No.1151429
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 06:15:45 Post No.1151429 [Report]

save us crossfit jesus

Anonymous 2016-04-04 06:16:42 Post No.1151436
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 06:16:42 Post No.1151436 [Report]

Too good for WWE.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 06:17:20 Post No.1151440
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 06:17:20 Post No.1151440 [Report]

>>1151424
Even this jabroni would pick things up after the shitfest tonight

Anonymous
2016-04-04 05:37:18 Post No.1151178
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:37:18 Post No. 1151178 [Report] [View this topic]

he literally and not figuratively made it

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:39:16 Post No.1151196
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:39:16 Post No.1151196 [Report]

I'm pretty happy for him

he probably should just retire tomorrow, cause it's probably not going to get any better

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>>1151178
gonna be depressed as fuck when he loses it tomorrow

Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:41:07 Post No.1151216
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:41:07 Post No.1151216 [Report]

this nigger made it

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Ascension push? 2016-04-04 05:29:23 Post No.1151098
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Ascension push? Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:29:23 Post No. 1151098 [Report] [View this topic]

Is The Ascension finally getting a push with their new balding guy with the Hot Topic tattoos going over at the Battle Royale? I didn't even know they had a new member, was this set up on Smackdown?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:30:06 Post No.1151104
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:30:06 Post No.1151104 [Report]

wat

Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:31:00 Post No.1151115
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:31:00 Post No.1151115 [Report]

his stomach looks like it's sad

Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:32:12 Post No.1151125
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:32:12 Post No.1151125 [Report]

>>1151115
He's lost a lot of weight

His stomach lost some of his friends

Anonymous
2016-04-04 05:20:39 Post No.1151009
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:20:39 Post No. 1151009 [Report] [View this topic]

Just gonna leave this here

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:23:09 Post No.1151035
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:23:09 Post No.1151035 [Report]

please have sex

Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:27:13 Post No.1151071
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>>1151009
who the fuck are all of these faggots?

Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:33:43 Post No.1151145
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:33:43 Post No.1151145 [Report]

Is that a WM32 poster?

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Perfect Attendance 2016-04-04 04:57:57 Post No.1150723
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Perfect Attendance Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:57:57 Post No. 1150723 [Report] [View this topic]

The 2010 NBA All Star Game broke the all time indoor attendance record, previously held by WrestleMania III at 93,173 spectators, with 108,713 spectators which was held at AT&T Stadium (then called Cowboys Stadium) which later held WrestleMania 32 that shattered WWE's previous record with 101,763, but still remains in second place behind the basketball game.

So what could or what will shatter the all time indoor attendance record and is there a chance of it being a WWE event?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:59:36 Post No.1150749
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:59:36 Post No.1150749 [Report]

Why does the three largest numbers mentioned in this thread end in 3's?

Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:41:23 Post No.1151813
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>>1150749
Triangles have 3 sides

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>>1150723
Here's the real number.

Anonymous
2016-04-04 04:25:02 Post No.1150277
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:25:02 Post No. 1150277 [Report] [View this topic]

The worst part is that Shane will fade into oblivion and we're going to get nothing but Authority vs Roman

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:28:51 Post No.1150332
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:28:51 Post No.1150332 [Report]

Don't do this to me man

Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:29:49 Post No.1150344
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:29:49 Post No.1150344 [Report]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT?????

Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:31:08 Post No.1150361
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>>1150344
revive the invasion storyline but with only Shane and then kill it instantly in less than a month

Ziggy (ID: !fJMyvXO.mA)
2016-04-04 04:07:25 Post No.1149954
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Ziggy (ID: !fJMyvXO.mA) 2016-04-04 04:07:25 Post No. 1149954 [Report] [View this topic]

Well at least it can't get much worse, Next year's Mania is literally impossible to be worse,
O-Only 12 more months guys!

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:11:57 Post No.1150043
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:11:57 Post No.1150043 [Report]

>all of these neckbeards pretending they didn't like WrestleMania because liking it would be admitting that WrestleMania is better without their vanilla favourites Bryan and Orton and without "BMJ" having a match

Obvious influx/raid of redditors and wooo-posters is obvious. And Ziggler/Ambrose fans like the OP.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:15:15 Post No.1150117
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:15:15 Post No.1150117 [Report]

thank god deanetty will get released before the year ends

Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:19:29 Post No.1150188
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>>1150043
wtf ortans has only even been popular twice, as the legend killer and as RKO outta no ware

Anonymous
2016-04-04 04:06:23 Post No.1149937
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:06:23 Post No. 1149937 [Report] [View this topic]

>the biggest wrestlemania of all time
>ryback getting skidoodled by kalisto
>shitty divas match with catty screaming
>usos and dudleyz dud
>zack ryder winning is the best part
>wm x8 tier main event
>shane dies for nothing
>9 minute battle royale WITH FUCKING TATANKA AND SHAQUILLE O NEIL
>charlotte won the womens championship instead of sasha or becky
>dean vs brock was a bomb
>new day vs lon was okay but hbk came back in his gear and cactus jack came back and so did stone cold to drink beer
>stephanie mcmahon became a witch
>rock vs eric rowan FOR 6 SECONDS
>cena & rock bury the wyatts
>reigns didnt turn heel
oh boy raw tomorrow night will be splendid

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:08:37 Post No.1149976
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:08:37 Post No.1149976 [Report]

>they took the number from the event's name
It was shit since the beginning.

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>>1149937
>9 minute battle royale WITH FUCKING TATANKA AND SHAQUILLE O NEIL

The worst part is that no one even mentioned Tatanka until the damn thing was half over.

Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:13:12 Post No.1150071
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:13:12 Post No.1150071 [Report]

>ND in DBZ outfits
I marked the fuck out
>Womens title Match
Fantastic
>the end of it
terrible
>long island iced z winning
awesome

Everything else isn't worth mentioning.

Anonymous
2016-04-04 03:59:24 Post No.1149788
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 03:59:24 Post No. 1149788 [Report] [View this topic]

BALOR CLUB TOMORROW NIGHT

GET HYPE

WWE IS SAVED

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:07:28 Post No.1149957
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:07:28 Post No.1149957 [Report]

>homosexual irish cosplay manlet and festus saving anything
I like Karl, though

hopefully he'll break off and get a nice singles push

Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:09:07 Post No.1149986
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 04:09:07 Post No.1149986 [Report]

save us Samoan Joe

Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:41:02 Post No.1151215
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 05:41:02 Post No.1151215 [Report]

Balor clubs not happening until he drops the belt to Itami

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LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED 2016-04-04 03:50:16 Post No.1149537
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LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED Anonymous 2016-04-04 03:50:16 Post No. 1149537 [Report] [View this topic]

>100% MUTED CROWD

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 03:52:32 Post No.1149617
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>>1149537
Crowd muting was a certainty; however, I would like to call attention to the fast cuts between Roman climbing the turnbuckle in celebration and the stadium pyro.

That has to be a new trick in WWE's wheelhouse, eh?

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