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>>1288462
> fir

What kind of highly educated university doesn't have literacy standards?

>>1288471
I'm a like a foot taller than you, shortstack.

>>1288493
> Big Show is a legit 6'10 at best

Carter admitting to being >5'10

>>1288354
No one
not even the Usos
fuck the young cucks

>>1288370
Get a load of this nerd being worked

Suck it, mark

>>1288354

already had the hardy boyz, don't need them again

>>1287803
literally who

>>1287807
Ignorance isn't something to gloat, anon.

The Brian Kendrick was getting a midcard push...

BUT THEN HE GOT HIGH

>>1287737
''no''

>>1287737
> You're on it genius
All these idiots complaining that there's too many wrestling threads. We're so sorry that pro-wrestling is more popular than airsoft, MMA, skateboarding and so on. Just make the threads you want and go to them, you are allowed to have more than one thread about your choosen alternative sport, just hide the wrestlings threads.

In fairness, there are a few faggots who probably spam the fuck out of your threads, but if you enter the wrestling ones, you'd see we have to deal with the same bullshit from one shitposting faggot.

>>1287737
It has one.

>>>/asp/

Enjoy!

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>>1287478
His return might spike some hype especially if he's a face and not an authorafag

BIG

>>1287363
I swear Del Rio is married with kids wtf

BROWNED.COM

First for Dean

>>1287238
when are you cum tributing banks

Horse edition

>>1287111
Polishing Haitch's tiny dick like a good diva

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>>1287111
God so fuckin hot

Is that a cape...

Demon vs boogeyman at summerslam.

>>1287025
he was boring as fuck on the mic.

>>1287025
He was born a vanilla midget

>>1286559
They're just booty blasted that their jobber of choice is going nowhere

>>1286559
Why do you samefag and make 50 sasha thread a week, you dirty fucking nigger?

>>1286582
Calm down beckyfag, looks like Sasha's going to carry your waifu at Xtreme Rules.

What? His gimmick sucks ass.

>>1286355
His gimmick is better than 50% of main roster

>>1286347
>>1286360
>owning a guitar is a gimmick
I own a flute, will i get over?

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>>1285900
Context.

>>1285900
I don't think I wanna maximize that image

>>1285900
>>1285901
kek

>>1284780
Go to sleep, Ryback.

WWE is like economics. Much like how capitalism works, if you want a great life, there have to be poor people so you can be rich. If you want to enjoy the show, there have to be jobbers so other wrestlers look better.

That socialist idea, where everyone is a winner, helps only the people who are in favor of it (the minority). Would you really want to demote someone like John Cena just so Fandango would be cooler? Its not smart.

>>1284780
Because it's retarded, and WWE actually does this in the form of 50/50 booking where everybody not named Brock Lesnar or John Cena has the same amounts of wins and losses in a feud.

This itself is a problem because the best stories in professional wrestling are generally about underdogs losing constantly to a heel and finally (generally on a PPV) getting the upper hand to the loud cheers of the crowd. Sure, you can do a good story with 50/50 booking, like a friendly competition between 2 wrestlers a la Mysterio vs Eddie, but even there, at some point you gotta give the upper hand to someone so there's a meaning (in Rey vs Eddie, the main problem was Eddie after a while couldn't beat Rey and that fucked his shit up)

>>1284716
IT'S THE NIGGER LYNCHER!

BAH GAWD KING WHAT IS THE GIANT DOING IN DAH WWF

He is 7 feet tall and you cant teach that

Name 4 fivestar Sasha "how do you want your hairline senpai?" Banks

>>1284135
Her last four takeover matches