>mfw BB gun, karate, and skateboard threads on the wrestling board
>toy guns belong on /toy/
>karate belongs on /jp/
>skateboard on /lgbt/
>>1286494
This kek
>>1286494
The stonerplankerd are cool, they dont take themselves too seriously like the rest of the OG /asp/ies
the toygun and virginduelers on the other hand deserve every shitpost they get
YOU CALL YOURSELVES "THE CLUB"
DATS FUNNY
CUZ STANDING OVER HERE U THREE LOOKING MORE LIKE "THE CUNTS"
IM NOT A GOOD GUY
IM NOT A BAD GUY
IM JUST THE GUY
AND AT WWE EXTREME RULES IM FINNA DUN TAKE THIS FIST RIGHT HERE AND PUNCH U STRAIGHT IN DA MOUF
SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH U TATER TOTS GOTTA BELEE DAT
>>1286189
is this what happens when you spend too much time on this shithole? i hope i don't end up like Carter one day
>>1286240
Im not Carter ya manlet nerd
>>1286244
Carter please leave.
Dean is going to win MITB
>I know this to be true
Lose weight chubby
>>1286173
Kys ya manlet nerd
>>1286195
Have sex
>Colt Cabana, the guy who just got fucked outta winning the ROH World Championship because of the Young Bucks, is now gonna be facing pic related where the winner gets a year supply of gold from Jeff Jarrett.
Why does Sandow get to keep his name? Are we getting worked by Vince?
>>1286133
That time that Bryan got fired for the tie thing, went back to ROH and then got called back to the WWE as a surprise return against the Nexus was a work or did Vince legitimately backed down?
>>1286138
Vince sent Bryan back to ROH because Bryan choking one of the announcers by his tie is considered "not PG"
Yet Brock killing JBL and Michael Cole after Seth Rollins got away with the WWE Championship is PERFECTLY FINE
I hate PG so fucking much
YOU'RE LOOKIN AT THE REAL DEAL NOW
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He should have been the next Red Rooster
>>1285822
Why did D'Lo career continue after crippling Droz?
Dude was a phenomenal wrestler, had an extremely wide movepool, great technian, appeal, and was overtly underutilized like a lot of people in the attitude and ruthless aggression era. And that's even before he crippled droz.
Only downside was he had a Huxtable soft voice. So his promos were always gimped despite his efforts.
Soon.
>>1285790
Soon what?
>>1285792
Ratings hit 1.5
>>1285794
fuck off dean mark
So if WWE really wants to pretend that they're into this new era wouldn't this be a good time to finally shake up the announcing situation? I was one of the guys who thought that Cole was underrated back in the day and enjoyed him with both Taz and Bradshaw, but he's regressed over the years and clearly can't keep up with the faster pace of recent matches. Saxton is garbage and the fact that he's working both shows is so pathetic it's painful. Lawler is actively undermining the wrestlers in the ring while pretending to undermine Ranallo, who's the only guy who seems to know what he's doing. I'm willing to give JBL the benefit of the doubt since he sounds like the WWE has kidnapped his family and threatened to kill them if he doesn't put Roman over like a God, never mind that having the heel announcer praise the face champion defeats the entire purpose of having a heel announcer.
If it was me, I'd go with Ranallo/Heyman on Raw, since Heyman is too good to be off TV until whenever Brock decides to show up again, and ship Cole/Bradshaw back to Smackdown.
In this scenario, rocks fall on Byron Saxton and he dies.
>>1285514
>Heyman is too good to be off TV until whenever Brock decides to show up again
doesn't matter, he only wants to be on TV when Brock shows up, the absolute last thing Paul Heyman wants to do is sit and be yelled at by Vince McMahon for three hours straight
He cares more about his family and his outside businesses now
>>1285514
Heyman would never agree to be a full time commentator.
Ranello and Graves are the best commentators in the company. You can shove anyone in with them
>chris benoit
>linda mcmahon politics career
>cm pAnk
>daniel bryan
>pg-13
what will be the last nail in wwe's coffin ?
Romans title reign
>>1285275
This
At some point you will dry up all your real fans when Roman just buries all the talent in the company. It has basically already happened but the few left that arent kids and parents are close to walking.
>>1285268
Adam Rose issue
How was Austin's popularity in 2002-3? Was it dying down?
Not in the least. He was still the most over guy on the roster by far.
>>1285119
Can't say it for the general audiences, but I was surely sick and tired of him.
>>1285126
this go and watch any show in 02, WHAT shirts everywhere
Remember when mexicans knew their place?
>>1285060
What the hell is wrong with you? Go back to stormfront or something were racism like that is acceptable
>>1285073
You got your woman card yet ?
Yes.
Kevin Owens is boring now desu
Sad to say that he went downhill the second he won that belt from Ryback.
>>1284926
Ic title is cursed
>>1284926
I want Cesaro to win the Fatal 4-Way TBQH
Zayn and Owens should be transitioning as fallguys for Roman
???
But there's nothing to talk about
>>1284859
that's the joke
CHRISTIAN HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
NXT is the type of show where I could skip months after months of tapings and it doesn't affect the live Takeovers at all. NXT is the type of show that looks like its much funner to watch live then it is to watch on TV (unlike Raw and or Smackdown)
Seriously what a boring taping
>Chad Gable and Jason Jordan defeated John Skyler and Corey Hollis (A fucking hardcore nothing jobber Tag-Team w/ zero meaningful accomplishments.)
>Shinsuke Nakamura defeated Alex Riley in a Loser Leaves Town match. Nakamura buried Riley so deep into the Earth's core he is gonna shoot up the WWE Offices in Connecticut to initiate the Undercard Uprising.
>Alexa Bliss defeated Rachael Ellering. Rachel only got the gig because she is the daughter of a WWE HOF who managed The Roid Warriors.
>Asuka defeated Adrienne Reese. A moderately well known midcard talent from i'm guessing Shimmer but she hasn't won a single meaningful belt in her entire career
>Finn Balor aggressively defeated Elias Samson. Finn is such a boring vanilla babyface champion. I can only imagine how loud his pops are gonna be on Raw but he's gonna have to fucking carry Roman Reigns to a *** match like AJ Styles has been doing.
Can we talk about the absolute fucking state of Finn Balor real quick?
I know there are a lot of people on /wooo/ who hate him because his babyface run as Champion has been mostly Painfully Vanilla and Boring as Shit. We can't argue the fact however is he's super over w/ the casual audiance hence why he's gonna be brought up soon. He's gonna turn Heel eventually that we understand
What I don't understand is what WWE creative sees in this horrible Samoa Joe vs Finn Balor feud. The reason why I hate it is because both times Joe and Balor have had at best a *** star match. Takeover Dallas should have been **** 3/4 stars in that main event and it fucking wasnt
Now we're gonna have a 4th possibly just as average match w/ no stip involved. This feud is gonna end at 2-2 and you don't wanna spice this fucking feud up with maybe I dunno...Last Man Standing? Falls Count Anywhere, Hell in a Cell, First Blood, Stretcher, Ambulance match fucking Anything Else!
>nxt seems like its funner to watch live
So like every sporting event? There's literally no point watching any sport if it isn't live, this why Smackdown is such a meme
>>1284882
> i know about /wew/
Stopped reading there
the only legitimate challenge for Lesnar. He's going over Cena though, but and putting Reigns over.
>>1284721
Cena's due for another talent sacrifice.
>turning cena into a jobber
i know wwe is dumb but theyre not stupid enough to do that
>>1284763
They have reigns now, they will drop cena like they dropped Bret Hart
Whats /asp/'s opinion on this faggot?
Is he openly gay or still in the closet?
Enjoy the vids though.
king ross is better
>>1284705
Fuck that fat fucker and all his jump cuts