PG-13 in a PG era. Pushing the limits.
I think new day is more like Y-7
If you're 18+ you shouldn't like this crap
>>1297488
>gyrating
>Y-7
>>1297488
pedo mod detected
>John Cena returning in 2 weeks
>Seth Rollins returning sooner than expected after a knee injury against Kane
WWE is about to be great again.
http://www.foxsports.com/wwe/story/wwe-john-cena-seth-rollins-return-051616
>>1296533
No it isn't
>>1296533
RECORD LOW RATINGS
>>1296584
Reigns brought the last record
-OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD-
Let's not give Carter attention edition
Keep all discussion here throughout the show
Current Champions:
>WHC
Roman Reigns
>INTERCONTINENTAL
The Miz
>UNITED STATES
Kalisto
>TAG TEAM
The New Day
Based 2Cold
> Carter BTFO
Let's use this one.
> YFW Carter's shitposting thread get's removed
best feuds general i guess
>>1295708
actually no, fuck that, you won't be able to anyways
>>1295708
18+
Hart vs Austin is the greatest feud of all time
>>1295711
go away, you walking meme
Is this the best book written about wrestling?
>>1295423
No. It's actually really shit. Wrestlecrap is not being ironic.
But now that you've started it, OP: This is now a book thread.
>>1295443
Sup Eric?
>>1295423
It's an interesting piece that is pretty funny but should be taken with a grain of salt. I don't think it was meant to be taken completely objectively, and I'm excited for when they write the sequel for TNA.
People who take it as gospel are stupid, though, since they outright state multiple times that a lot of the material is based off of gossip and shoot interviews.
Is he finally over?
>>1295349
We'll see tonight. Where are they?
He was getting cheered in Nebraska. So it's a start.
>>1295349
>3 lame finishers
>No actual gimmick other than being big and samoan
>No mic skills
>Unbeatable
Whats there to love?
>>1295359
>He has 1 finisher, about 3-4 signature moves, plenty filler moves such as samoan drops, clotheslines, backbreakers and sideslams
>His gimmick is being a strong ass-kicker that wants to care for his family, he is pretty much a good-hearted Batista
>Who the fuck has actual mic skills anyways? As long as he is bearable it's fine. There is only one Paul Heyman or Bray Wyatt.
>Not true, he just hasn't been beaten clean yet, which makes sense as none of the feuds he has been in he should have been beaten clean, maybe Bray but the whole interference thing pretty much set up the whole point of their next couple of PPV matches with the Wyatt family being back, Sheamus pretty much beat him as clean as he should have beaten him at SS, and other than those it wouldn't make sense for anyone else to beat him other to just say "lol, he finally lost clean".
He is losing to Cena clean soon, that will be the first time he loses clean, and the right time he loses clean. There isn't one instance before this date where it would be logical for him to lose clean.
>>1295308
First for kys jeff
>>1295308
Drink bleach, you oxygen thief.
Insert webm of sashafag sperging out
Your opinion asp?
Fatass owens mark
>>1294623
I swear to god Charlotte used to not have boobs. This is some Bearenstain Bears shit goin' on.
>>1294623
Charlotte has been a better heel champ because she's not SUCH an outstanding worker that her simply wrestling encourages the crowd to cheer. And because she has Ric to help get heat and he's arguably the GOAT heel.
Roman's a better push because he's actually won things.
Becky and Ambrose tie for Best Jobber. Which is sad, because they're both objectively the best of their group of three.
> 'Both WWE wrestlers Neville and Titus O'Neil have both respectively failed surprise WWE drug testing.'
> 'The duo will now face suspension or greater penalties from the WWE as a result.'
What a surprise
Not falling it for OP Titus literally just got back from Suspension and Neville is fucking injured
Two of the most obviously juiced up guys got popped?
Color me surprised.
What should their name be?
>>1294423
The Job squad
>Fabreeze
>The Shining Stars
>Vaudevillians
>The Ascension
>Social Outcasts
How many jobber tagteams does WWE need?
And don't fucking say the Vaudevillians are not jobbers, they will be after they lose at Extreme Rules, specifically to Enzo and Cass
Gorgeous Dango of course
Will Phil ever fight in the UFC? He's been so unlucky with injuries and just had back surgery recently, I wonder if it will even happen now.
Dude was ready 2 years ago but Dana was scared he'd run through his talent pool and expose UFC for what it was, a joke.
This is the Lesnar situation all over again, damn the guy would've been a star. I pray it happens. What u guys think?
>>1294101
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>>1294101
He's got no chance.
>>1294101
Emo fighter? Maybe.
>Wrestling
wtf happend to this board
>>1293109
me on the left u on the right
chinese moot felt all the talk of martial arts was cultural appropriation of something the japanese had already stolen from the okinawans. so he killed the board
>>1293109
Wrestlers were unwanted on sp so they were kicked down here where they didn't feel like sharing
requests to separate the boards have so far gone unheeded
All of the Horsewomen have been fucking failures
Bayley was always the good one
>>1292629
Charlotte is based
>>1292633
Failure by what metric? They're all prominent on TV and relatively well liked except Charlotte who works the fuck out of marks+smarks alike
Does anyone else change the channel as soon as Big Show's music hits?
>>1292607
Beeg only wrestles on House Shows now w/ Kane
Beeg should go to NXT
No. Beeg is based
>WWE NXT Superstar and former Tough Enough participant Patrick Clark has been trying out a new controversial gimmick at live events this week.
What did he mean by this?
>>1292229
They think Donald Trump is sexist so they gave this guy a gimmick of being a misogynist, but he's protected from criticism by being black
>Former 1/2 of the MCW Tag Team Champions w/ Lio Rush who's claim to fame is being a CZW TV Champion
Wanna know what this translate to according to google?
JOBBER! Until the Midcard Belts get fucking transferred to NXT or NXT makes its own midcard belt you have a whole roster on stars on NXT winning each other for meaningless bragging rights
>>1292229
Wrestling is going to become clickbait before it dies