WRESTLER JOHN CENA FOUND UNRESPONSIVE IN HIS HOTEL ROOM.
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DANIEL BRYAN IS IN THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA
>>1290161
So, you're the same guy that made the Adam Rose killed himself thread?
www.pw-core.com/videos/Wrestling_Observer_Radio_May_10_20...
Highlights for those who don't wanna watch an Hr Long Report include:
>The major storyline that is gonna be given even greater attention than the Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens & Roman Reigns/Usos vs AJ Styles/The Club storylines is Shane McMahon vs Stephanie McMahon w/ Vince McMahon preparing some kind of double swerve to write Shane off the show forever.
>Talking about "The Bullet Club" name facing a copyright issue between WWE and ROH w/ ROH and New Japan owning the trademark to the word "Bullet" so WWE has to call Gallows and Anderson "The Club" to avoid copyright (should have just named them Bulletproof)
>Dave talks about a segment from the Attitude Era that was never aired on TV featuring Lou Albano, Dave Meltzer, and Vince McMahon. Dave is speechless as to why this segment even got past the screening process so speechless in fact he fails to understand what the fuck the segment was suppose to be about because he sure as fuck didn't know.
>Lucha Underground spoilers: the top feud going into Season 3 is gonna be Johnny Mundo vs Rey Mysterio working a WWE Style match.
>>1289987
>The major storyline that is gonna be given even greater attention than the Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens & Roman Reigns/Usos vs AJ Styles/The Club storylines is Shane McMahon vs Stephanie McMahon w/ Vince McMahon preparing some kind of double swerve to write Shane off the show forever.
When will Stephanie just fuck off? Jesus Christ. Guess I'll continue watching like 20 mins of every episode for the next 10 years.
>>1289997
Its funny because Shane frequently mentions how Stephanie is a horrible mother leaving her daughters alone all day at the mansion with only the maids keeping them company
Yet Stephanie wouldn't dare bringing up the fact Shane is equally as bad spending more time on raw then w/ his sons.
>>1289987
>it's another McMahon family feud being the most important thing in WWE
b-but...MUH NEW ERA.
Seriously, fuck off. It's boring and it's shit.
Ramen/Styles is actually getting bretty gudd and shot be the focus.
>LU...working WWE style
Bullshit. I won't believe.
EAT
SLEEP
REST HOLD
REPEAT
How this fat fuck can even wrestle, have mic skills and way more stamina than fucking Roman Reigns?
>>1289668
Talent
Kevin Owens is boring now. He has a limited amount of roles on RAW
>Sami Zayn runs out and they punch another in a cringey manner
or
>he goes on obsessing about the IC title
ITT we write poor descriptions of wrestling moves for others to guess. I'll start with a gimme.
>Kick opponent and wrap arm around head before landing on your ass.
>jumping right before punching opponent
>a basic rugby tackle
>>1289608
Superman Punch bbygrl
Now that the dust has settled what is the official /asp/ consensus on Lucha Underground compared to the other wrestling promotions?
My bro showed me the casket match which was pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icvizxc3UB0
shit
It's fun. Downloaded season 1 not long ago, not even halfway through it but every single episode managed to get me engaged in it one way or another. Besides the amount of high flying is fucking insane, every guy has something interesting about him basically, also a really good amount of talent there.
I rate it a solid 9/10 currently, as of episode 12 that I watched today.
>>1286479
The only program that can make backstage nunchaku fights involving dragons, luchador biker thugs attacking members of the roster out in public, and a wrestler being an alien spawn of Doctor Who and Iron Man all not only make complete sense, but be more entertaining than the Marvel and DC television shows. It has created it's own B-Rated acting 80's action movies and Mortal Kombat Lucha Libre universe and it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen as a whole.
And Ivelisse got a nice ass.
It's official. He is no longer allowed to compete in WWE. He definitely should be in the 2017 hall of fame, along with a DVD release of his best matches in WWE. If not, he should stop being so loyal to Vince and say "Fuck yourself"
>>1286190
Deserved much more than what he got.
>>1286201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lszDEBi76o
18+ faggot. It was Vince's fault (Shocker)
>>1286233
Nah he just sucked
So I've been wondering guys. Do you believe in chi/qigong? Could it be used to fight with? Do we just not know how to use it?
>>1283924
You're not going to get a serious answer here, you idiot. Go to China and get pushed around by an old Chen Taiji master.
>>1283924
that pic is channeling some qi to my dick
>>1283924
It really depends on your definition of "Chi."
>Could it be used to fight with?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSxR1wWsggk
All hail the new lesbian domination era
>>1281690
muh dick
>>1281690
Armpits on point
>>1281690
finally, motherfuckers
> The Crew & Joey Ryan
> Rey Mysterio Jr, El Dragon Azteca Jr & Prince Puma
> Fenix, Jack Evans & PJ Black
> Son of Havoc, Iveliesse & Angelico
One of these teams will leave Lucha Underground tonight Trios Tag Team Champions.
steel cage match brothas
Tonight's based Joey Ryan's night
>>1236261
>CAGE IN A CAGE match
FTY
The only reason people like RVD is because of ECW, muh frogsplash finisher, his stupid Ryback ripoff attire and the cringeworthy RVD taunt.
All of it is so forced which is why he's a meme wrestler.
>>1293458
Don't he's le weed 420 man.
>>1293458
>Ryback rip-off
>debuted before Ryback
KYS OP
1. Samoa Joe
2. Shinsuke Nakamura
3. Elias Sampson
4. Hideo Kodjima
5. American Alpha
Samoa Joe
Asuka
Bayley
American Alpha
Shinsuke Nakamura
Kana
The Revival
Drifter
Dana Brooke
Nakameme was better in Japan.
>>1292613
>Kana
Dana Brooke is main roster now lad
the bigger picture they're hiding, Daniel Bryan is dying.
look at pic related, he's literally pale and wasting away.
I cannot give my inside source away, but he's expected to not make it through the year.
I expect memes and butthurt from "no proof", but screenshot this.
I decided to break this here instead of reddit, because I had to get it out there and you guys are more skeptical
>>1291926
Looks fine to me
>>1291926
>leather upholstery
some "vegan"
>>1291931
cognitive dissonance
what is vince thinking here?
>>1291795
>WWE ROCKS
When did signs get so shitty
>>1291795
Incest angle
did they?
ITT: GOAT segments that changed the business forever
First appearance of SashA+s boss character
>>1291438
When Sashafag introduced this dance
>>1291452
That's Carter
Your opinions on Jeff Jarret
Stay tuned.
>>1291400
He's just some faggot with a guitar
Triple J
Hes a very good worker and is a great booker when hes not putting the belt on himself