https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgdwyAy8Oc
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Hot damn, this dude fucked Siri. How can one man be so based?
>cuck
>based
Try again
>>1280683
not only did he fuck her, he had four ways with her and other female porn stars
>>1280683
I'm not sure how much of an achievement it is to get inside a pornstar's pants.
Does /asp/ have enough material for a YLYL thread?
>>1280564
the whole fucking board is a joke.
No, but you could fill out dozens of cringe threads
>>1280568
I'd gladly move out of this unfunny shithole but there are no good alternatives. Fuck.
Is this the most "meh" Wrestlemania of all-time? Never hear anyone talk about it
When anyone does it's just: "Dude remember that Undertaker and Batista match at Wrestlemania?"
Better to be forgettable than remembered for being fucking awful, like WM32
>>1280538
That's literally the only match I remember fondly. Cena going over Micheals was stupid.
>>1280550
32 was okay. Not awful. Just okay.
What are your favorite wrestling podcasts that are not by wrestlers? If you have one, post a link! Looking for more fan podcasts.
Why would you even want to listen to someone who's not an ex-wrestler? I listen to Austins podcast mostly because he talks about wrestling while having experience himself and can actually get some interviews with people and tell stories you wouldn't hear from non-wrestlers.
>What are your favorite wrestling podcasts that are not by wrestlers?
why the fuck would you listen to a person who isn't a wrestler about wrestling?
>>1280534
Why would you waste your time listening to literal idiots?
Outlaw wrestling thread?
Post some of your favorite outlaw wrestling, or independent promotions. Let's discuss the talent that you'd maybe like to see in development, or not and you like them right where they are.
Tell us a little bit about them, if you feel like it. Chaotic is out of Massachusetts, a pretty storied promotion up here, honestly.
Anyway, I thought this could be a nice thread, a step away from the big promotions.
It probably goes without saying, but I'm going to say it anyway. Obviously, WWE is too big for here, probably NJPW, TNA, AJPW, ROH (at a stretch), Chikara, et al.
Mostly, just wanting to talk about your local guys and ladies.
mine is CZW.
i can't wait for dean ambrose to come back
>>1280640
It's honestly bound to happen.
>>1280450
Southside has a great mix of UK guys with decent legend appearances, saw Jimmy contract hep c from sabu once, but the ring they use is tiny. Tidal is also very good
WWE made a stop in Rio Rancho, NM Sunday night. Was my second house show of WWE and it both were pretty good. This was the best picture I took.
Anybody else hit up the house shows?
Man I wanted to go but thought a 33 year old going alone to a wrestling match would be kinda lame. Last real life wrestling event I went to was Wrestlemania 2000.
>>1281835
I would prefer to be alone so you can do whatever and nobody really knows if you're alone or not
Attended a house show in St John's, Newfoundland back in 2006. Ringside seats and it was so much fun. After the show there is a downtown strip of bars called "george street" and we partied hard with a lot of the wrestlers and divas. Probly one of the most fun nights of my life. Tried to buy Shelton Benjamin a drink, he responded with "I don't drink dawg, pussy is my alcohol". Micky James and Kenny Dykstra tried to buy drugs from us. Santino Marella and Charles Robinson ended up with their shirts off olay'ing in the streets. Dean Malenko was trying to hook up with every cougar in sight. It was a lean night.
Well Lads...What I heard was obviously cheers. It didn't quite sound like pipe noise like it does on Smackdown so maybe we were just in some Marky Kinda Town tonight
But I will give you this. There weren't dueling chants. That crowd legit wanted Roman to squash Bullet Club and after a month of shit booking I say go for it.
Did Cena have as much hate as RR when it was clear he was the new face?
>>1279753
Not at this level. Roman is experimenting with a whole new level of Go Away heat.
>>1279748
Roman is over with more casual crowds. I and others have been saying this for months. He is consistently said to get huge pops at house shows which are attended more by families than a bunch of 20 something guys looking to get drunk.
Do you think he'd be a good tag team partner for John Cena in WWE?
No, he's a Jap.
>>1279634
Better tag partner for Roman.
Wwe has 2 jap with itami and nakamura. Any more and the people will start getting confused
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/707171-john-cena-wwe-hawaii-opponent
nobody ever recovers from a bmj burial
rip gook mj
based BMJ will carry another indie shitter to a 5 stars match
>>1279568
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This entrance still can't be topped imo
>>1278944
Agreed
We've endless waifu threads. Lets have a husbando thread.
This is my top 5
1. Tyler Breeze
2. Finn Balor
3. Roman Reigns
4. Kota Ibushi
5. Bray Wyatt
>>1276933
1.Tyler Breeze
2.King of Cuteville
3.Prince Pretty
4.Sultan of Selfies
5.The Definition of Delish
>>1276945
Pretty sure with all the Smarks, Anti-Marks, Anti-Smarks, and Marks; This board has mental illnesses
>>>/lgbt/
my pick would be sasha banks though
THEY DON'T WANT NONE, NO, THEY DON'T WANT NONE
JUST A GOOD OLD BOYS, NEVER MEANING NO HARM
Kys ya manlet nerds
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Reminder that she is better than your favourite wrestler
>>1273149
girl, bye.
>>1273149
Better at looking like a horse maybe
>>1273152
Same S+tale shit every time
>tfw Vince doesn't let Roman be himself on the mic and everyone thinks he has no charisma or personality because of his terrible booking
https://youtu.be/2TVRUnyvAs8
Was that video supposed to prove he's got charisma?
>>1272849
Nah it's because trips wanted to beat flairs record for the title.
Can't wait for trips to beat him for the title kek
>>1272852
No no , is an of air segment.
He isn't what Vince books him for, they should let the guy be himself
What ever happen to knife throwing, i don't hear about it much now a days. Having that skill would be fucking amazing [insert martial artist superhero fantasy here]. Plus is would be cool in combat
Lose weight
>>1271947
I used to practice on and off a little.
My father had a single throwing knife and a sheath for said single knife.
I had fun with that knife.
I don't remember what happened to it.
I'd be humorous if I had thrown it at something and lost it.
I bought myself some rubber throwing stars to spar with and to throw at my heavy bag a few years ago.
They're in storage now.
Though illegal in various places throughout the US, throwing knives would actually be pretty practical in street fights, because people don't wear armour these days. Not to mention gang fights; though, guns got pretty popular.
It'd be pretty good in doing things stealthily, though.
Drive-bys with guns aren't the most subtle things, even with silencers.
It's easier to conceal knives than it is to conceal guns.
A nigga could just walk up to a dope dealing snitch, try to stab the fucker, and if that doesn't work, that nigga could then start throwing knives at the fucker. Once the dealer is down, you can leave while knowing your gun didn't scream how much it's ejaculating.
Also, no gunpowder residue on you and your clothes.