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Should a wrestler have the right to refuse to job to another?
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I'm a brazillian wrestling fan with a wife and 2 cute kids, and I just BTFO'd this dumb Roman Reigns fan, AMA.

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You're joining the WWE tomorrow. You must choose one of these career paths:

>the Vince guy
The second you walk through those curtains you will be pushed to the fucking moon. Marks and children will love you but smarks and the IWC will curse your name forever. You'll also make shitloads of enemies backstage so when Vince retires or dies you'll have nobody looking out for you - you better hope you have an incredoble gimmick by that time or you'll go the way of Hogan.

>the Triple H guy
You'll have to serve time in NXT before getting bumped up to the main roster, where you're guaranteed consistent midcard status. The strength of your booking will depend solely on your skill for backstage politics, but if you play your cards right you can go very far. When Trips eventually takes over for Vince you will be bumped up on the roster. You'll be over with plenty of smarks and casuals alike, but you won't be moving merchandise like BMJ.

>the Paul Heyman guy
You will be over as fuck with smarks and the IWC, but casuals will never warm up to you unless you have a killer gimmick, look, AND mic skills. You'll be respected backstage for your technical ability, and you'll main event your fair share of PPV's, but you'll also spend lots of time sitting midcard and putting over new, more marketable talent. If you have the drive and work ethic you can one day make it to the very top, but if you break you'll spend your retirement years doongg podcasts and shoot interviews for bus fare.

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ITT: Wrestlers that deserved Daniel Bryan's push more than that literal vanilla midget

I'll start

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I remember when I took this screen shot back in 2006, 10 years ago, when I got my first laptop with my own Internet, I remember used to watch WWE a lot, and when I watched Raw last night, I really see how much I miss the old days. I remember it like if it was yesterday when Bobby Lashley became US Champion for the first time.

Those were the good ol' days!!!

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Is there anyone more overrated than the Undertaker?

His most memorable matches consist of his opponent carrying the match. He only ever put other people's lives in danger as well (Foley, Shane, HBK).

Seriously, this lanklet is all hype. No charisma, 2 gimmicks (1 failed), basic ring skill, muh 5 minute entrance. Fuck him.

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Does Vince pay Kevin Owens in burgers? How is this nigga getting fatter?

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Holy shit she sucks at being a ring announcer even more than that mexican from LU.

I'm so glad lilian is back

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Sooo, what do you guys think about him? Insane or awesome?

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I actually liked their debut, tbhlads.
They should never, ever, ever, ever hold a microphone again, but their in-ring stuff was fucking good. That suplex-combo that ended with a brainbuster was based.
If they didn't have such a shit gimmick that required them to speak, and turned it into "Angry Islanders who want to fuck you up because the place you're from is not as good as the place they're from", I could dig a title run.
That's basically the gimmick Usos should be, but these guys are clearly better in-ring than the Usos.

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>YOU WANNA MATCH, HUH
>I'LL TAKE 15,000 DOLLARS OUT OF YOUR ASS
What did he mean By This?

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What move is this called?

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Is there some other wrestling youtubers /asp/ could recommend?

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Sad as fuck. Why would anyone want tonbe a wrestler after this movie?

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What kind of fans should I expect from a small wrestling promotion in my city? Fat neckbeards is confirmed but what about women? Any ring rats? Are they all slags? Any children even there?