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>>1306192
>WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WHAT?!
ROIDS

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>Good in ring technician

>>1306192

This guy looks more jacked than he was in his WWF run. Damn it, roids!!

>videogames
kys ya manlet nerd

>>1306049
Yes Todd

That part where the inbred hicks get buried by everyone in town?

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>CM PUNK WAS THE WRESTLER
>CM PUNK WAS ALSO THE UFC FIGHTER
>BUT THIS SUMMER..CM PUNK IS...
>THE BASKETBALL PLAYER

>31
number of seconds he'll last in an actual fight

>>1306088
It's actually the number of months he spent injuried

Bret Hart? No.

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Addressing his box office drawing power, McMahon and former WWE executives Jim Ross and Paul Heyman have declared Austin to be the most profitable wrestler in the history of the organization. Ross asserted: "Nobody touches Austin... No-one generated more cash in the length of their WWE career". Industry veterans and multiple-time WWE Champions Ric Flair, John Cena and CM Punk have each named Austin as the biggest star in WWE history, and, along with McMahon, have stressed that he surpassed the popularity of Hulk Hogan.

bretcuck still on suicide watch cause bret never drew a dime

>>1305556
Shane's face tells it all

Even Sting won more matches in WWE than God

based

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ONLY

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GETS

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WORST

Wrestling in the states literally can't be saved

Europeans, The Japanese, and basically all non Americans will always be bigger wrestling fans/marks than anyone on a domestic scale

I genuinely think its time WWE pulls a TNA and strongly start considering a strictly more International schedule. India is the highest paying country for as much wrestling as possible

>>1305487
No. Wrestling's decline cannot be stopped.

>>1305493

Domestic wrestling is never booming ever again when the alternatives to it are good and plentiful

and I don't mean alternatives of other wrestling shows I mean actual sports.

Wrestling is never gonna be seen as anything other than sweaty man hug seen by a couple million autists who hate watching real sports

You want people passionate about wrestling leave the US

''нeт''

>>1305354
>>>/p9к/

Idi nahui, petuh.

www.dailymotion.com/video/x32q90f

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vngNGnaJks

A lot of guys from /sp/, including myself, just come here to blow off some steam by shitposting and tighten the seals on your cuck shed.

Who do you think are the ones shitting in the non wrestling threads in your name and posting a million "Is he autistic" threads?

;^)

I got pigtails ethnic tittymonster and bald chink

>>1305302
Discount Jack Swagger and the son of Undertaker and Vader

Who's the chick in green? She reminds me of one of my ex's.

My guesses: New Barrett, Beard guy, Hijo de Mean Mark, Jurassic Park guy, Superman girl, yellow girl and green haired chick.

His gimmick is he's having a midlife crisis where he's come to the realization he hasn't been World Champion since Swagger took the belt off him

Jericho thinks he can walk into 2016 WWE like its 2008-2010 WWE and win his equivalent of the World Championship again

I fucking miss Big Gold. I miss having 2 World Championship the Raw World Championship is fucking poison hence why its only looked good on Lesnar, Cena, and Reigns

>>1305268
He wants to cum down your throat

>>1305294
If it will impart me with any of his talent I would have to accept the gift of Jericho.

I feel sorry because he is alone now that his lad Wade left.

BTW Ryback had never being WWE champion

>>1305176

That's what I mean by the whole "went thru too many World Championship pushes way too early" just like Ryback did. 2012, 2013, and 2015.

Sheamus is a pretty good stiff wrestler 10x safer than Ryback but his gimmick for years has been fucking awful

>>1305164
> multiple world championships
>Gym buds with Haitch
> makes an excess of 600000

Yeah not feeling that bad senpai.

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ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!

SHE CALLS IT THE REAR END

SAMI ZAYN WITH THE HELL OOOOV A KICK

How do people even eat enough to get that fat? It doesn't even seem like there's enough time in the day to get fat to me. I'm not like ripped or anything, but is seriously incomprehensible to me how an adult can get actually fat.

>>1305013
I know but so is bray wyatt is he that self-conscious

>>1305014
when you consider how many calories he burns wrestling he must eat a lot.

The letter "s"

>mark
/asp/
>smark
/woo/

One is an idiot who genuinely likes wrestling, one is an idiot who hates wrestling but still watches it because they're a fat neckbard virgin