>Take Razor Ramon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQCcU5pdR8
>Make him 7 inches shorter
>Twice as dark
>Put a tiebtan mastiff on his head
>Remove all in-ring skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Z-wbo7zrs
Seriously, how did Vince think this was gonna work out? Didn't "Fake Razor" already fail once.
> Carlito
> 2016
Who fucking cares?
>>1307309
more carter tier shitposting
>>1307309
Fake Razor failed because they were trying to pass him off as the real Razor you mental gimp
I think he is a good worker and underrated... what does /asp/ think?
vanilla lanklet
was better as Festus
If you deflated Ryback and gave him Ortans tattoos.
>>1307055
first for dean is trash
>>1307055
>another Dean edition
kill urself my man
Are you happy dean mark???
You've ran everyone the fuck out!
Where did they all go??
/woo/???
Reddit???
Wrestleforum??
Where??????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hjggNapoEQ
>this didnt end off raw
>instead a fucking womans match contract signing did
I hope this company dies. And wow both guys are so over this club vs blood feud is really great. Too bad it is taking a back seat to another mcmahon feud and womens wrestling. Fuck this company
Then stop watching
>>1307013
why would I stop watching? I like this feud, you fucking moronic fuck
>>1307017
Lol so mad
It seems like everyone on this board dislikes Krav Maga and systema
I was just wondering what specifically makes them bad, I can see how they would be fighting memes.
>>1306975
>It seems like everyone on this board dislikes Krav Maga and systema
Krav Maga has actually recently gotten more respect around these parts.
But Systema is still pretty much considered a joke around here.
>>1307005
If it got respect lately it's because the actual martial artists left and were replaced by WWE fan demographic.
>>1307025
No, /asp/ is just learning that it's about the training methods, not the arts themselves.
There was also an anon who's trained Krav Maga that had good training methods who pitched in a while ago.
Cage is better than Rybotch or Apollo Creed. If Neville and those guys can pass a drug test then Cage can. Did he fuck Stephanie when she was 13?
>>1306790
He loves mexican chicas, he's worship like a God down there
Can't pass the wellness test
>>1306790
Well, he WAS in FCW as Kris Logan, and was supposed to go up to the main roster as Nightclaw to have a program with The Hurricane back in 2009, but that never came to be. Sure, it was incredibly stupid, but why let him go instead of repackaging him? Does anyone know what happened?
Also, Logan, Nightclaw, the hair and sideburns, naming his finishers Drill Claw and Weapon X... Cage is really big on Wolverine, you guys.
Any wrestling comics worth reading?
Aside from pic related of course. >>>/co/82966051
Will they be getting called up soon?
>>1306595
Asuka is never being called up. She's 34 and just there to help the younger girls. Bayley won't be called up any time soon, given they can't even find anything for most of the women they already have on the main roster to do.
Neither will get called up until they install new faces in the title scene.
Bayley is the 2nd most over on the entire nxt roster after Nakamura and Asuka is around 4th or 5th.
They are probably pushing for Carmella.
>>1306595
No, because there are currently too many girls on the main roster now. Also calling them both up completely guts the NXT diva roster.
>outlaw wrestling
>>1306363
>music hits
>AWOOOOOOOOO DUN DUN DUN DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN
>>1306373
DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE FATPACK
>>1306363
>>1306373
>>1306374
even the jobbers in """"""""""""""""""""outlaw"""""""""""" promotions are more succesfull than you will ever be
posting this shit doesn't gain anything it just makes you look like a bunch of clueless fools who spend their free time making fun of people who get more sex and money they ever will
Would he be a draw?
He was a draw for every promotion he ever set foot in but won't be for wwe
>>1306302
better than "cuck" dean ambrose or his samoan fatass brother roman "healty weight man's nightmare" reigns
>>1306308
Nothing fucking draws above gymnasiums and theatres in the west other than WWE.
kurt angle return when?
>>1306194
in the alternate universe where hes doesnt get slizzard and drive
>>1306230
Kys 18+
>>1306233
poor, poor kurt
Was he autistic?
"yes"
>Was
Did he die or something?
>>1306178
no just shit
I hope they call him Phil.
Phil released from UFC when?
>possibly getting arrested
>BETTER POST IT ON TWITTER LMAO
BTFO
Project Murphy Thread
https://www.projectmurphy.net/
message him like this
>What if x was y?
How does /asp/ feel about this guy?
I genuinely like him and feel like his voice is quite refreshing.
He's an awesome commentator. Hopefully WWE hasn't ruined him completely yet.
Is Smackdown still just recaps? I haven't bothered watching in ages.
His voice doesn't sound like it's drilling into my brain, he actually calls moves
I'd say a solid 8/10