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>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Potty mouth
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+
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> Copy pasta fags
We get it, hilariously long list is hilarious.
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JEFF IS LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW.
based post, anon!
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>>1332694
>JEFF SEETHING THIS HARD
HAHAHAHA
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ITT: Let's give a CM Punk style invective pasta to everyone on the WWE roster. You get bonus points if they are an /asp/ favourite.
>Failed powerlifter
>Manlet
>Married a filthy porn star
>Allows said porn star to boss him around and hamper his career
>Wears a fake medal because he has no real accomplishments
>Pretends to be Russian because he comes from a cuck country
>Not important enough for WWE to give him a first name
>Cucked by The Rock
>Cucked by Ziggler
>Was part of the worst stable in WWE history
>Supports Lokomotiv Plovdid, a cuck team in a cuck sport, who aren't even the best team in Plovdid
>Loves Mad Max, because the first Mad Max film has only just aired in Bulgaria
>Describes himself as a 'lad' unironically, despite being in his 30s
>Literally injured his foot because he forgot to wear shoes
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Let's not. This board has enough lazy shitposting already.
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Cm punk also supported him.
Cucks know each others well.
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>>1332518
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+
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If things went all medieval and you had to fight a guy like me over your life, I'd ravage your ass and take it. You okay with that?
You think you're safe out here in this world? You think it's okay to be
this unfit, lazy little monger? You know you're not safe in your job, I'm sure. Every day you
go above and beyond to make sure that the cutthroat guillotine of labor supply doesn't mutilate you into an unrecognizable, unemployed piece of shit. Why do you think it's different with your Jitz?
How'd you get to where you are? White Belts look at you and laugh. People use you as a benchmark to change their own habits. You okay with that?
Let's get it poppin', kid. No relapses. It's kill or be killed out here: it always has been. Sure, we changed the rules a little and added our own little trifling sense of justice and morality. But nothing's really changed.
Don't be one of these pussys making pathetic reoccurring attempts to change their lifestyle. Don't whine
about it. You've got self-discipline and nothing else in this life. You've got one try. In
time, you're either going to be a pathetic, guilt-ridden failure, or a fuckiing tribute to Jiu Jitsu . Your bitch of a mother-in
-law will make comments like, "I can't believe it...." Your peers will get inspired about how much you can accomplish just by setting your m
ind to it. People who taunted you will have nothing... nothing... to say. You did something they either simply couldn't even begin, or tried to do and failed miserably.
Don't quit, keep training and take my life fucker.
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based post
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>>1332333
Oh yeah baby, fucking ravage my ass. I'm just a pathetic white belt. You're a big strong black belt baby!
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This post inspired me to join a BJJ gym.
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Being the first emo fighter in the UFC is a groundbreaking right?
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get worked mark
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>>1332298
Hey phil! shouldn't you glad that you're the first emo fighter in the world!
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>>1332292
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
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Why do you hate this man?
Is it jealously?
Is it that's he's famous?
Is it because he'll go down as WWE Legend?
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Hello Frank!
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i love you frank! also what's the color of noelle's butthole?
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>>1332049
Super fans that always wear the same thing and try to have a gimmick to get noticed are the IRL equivalents of tripfags.
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ITT we discuss "it"
what is "it"
how do you identify "it"
who had the most "it"
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v>>1331978
"It" is the X Factor; Something that simultaneously IS the sum of all the parts that make up a perfomer while also NOT being just that sum and, instead, being something... "More", someything greater than just that sum.
This is basically my general approach to the concept of "Talent"; "It" would, maybe, be an incredible amount of Talent.
Talent is the inhibitor and the provider for Skill; "It" is, maybe, when there is effectively no limit for Skill, in combination with amazing levels of charisma, entertaining personality and speaking ability.
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"It" could be identified by putting the subject into either an ideal or horrible situation; In the case if the former, someone with "It" will reach new, never-before-seen heights while in the case of the latter someone with "It" will make the best if a bad situation and somehow make gold out of nothing.
For another metaphor: You either give the subject the ball and see what they do with it or you take away the ball entirely yet still task them to dribble with it.
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No clue on who had the most "It".
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>>1331978
Being Samoan
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All the men want to be you and all the women want to wake up next to you.
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Tomorrow is my first bjj tournament. What should I do and not do?.
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>>1331916
>What should I do
Double leg takedown and slam one of your opponent's shoulders as hard as you can against the mat.
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dont go easy. dont go for things you arent good at
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My entire game revolves around flying armbars
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>balding
>tranny
>mixed race mongrel
>weeb
>brony tier fanbase
>got employed by being related to some shitty rapper
>injury prone
>botch machine
>garbage on the mic
>nxt shitter
Why do people still pretend that this shitskin shemale is anything more than a meme?
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>>1331795
They think they will have sex with her if they white knight her online and stalk her at the airport
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>>1331795
Is she mulatto, quadroon, or octaroon?
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HALFBREED JOBBER BTFO
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Why Alberto walk around in public without his shirt on?
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>>1331730
To be fair, I would if I looked like that.
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Mexicans can't feel the cold. Based Latin genes, esse!
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>>1331730
Because he's in shape, unlike you
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For people that "don't like me" you sure seem to talk about me a lot. :)
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>>1331709
Fuck off, Phil.
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>>1331709
Jews talk about the Holocaust alot, pretty sure they don't like it.
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>>1331709
Literally who
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So this is happening
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>>1331559
Pabst - so shit that it took dumbfuck hipsters to reinvigorate the brand
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>It's real
https://twitter.com/PabstBlueRibbon/status/736305632815554561
wew
But seeing the top twitter replies to that just makes me miss the Cena NES shirt
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I doubt they'd actually win if it went to court. You can't trademark something as generic as a blue circle on a white background.
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ITT: Wrasslers you never want to see on the E's main roster
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>>1331041
Vince hasn't exactly had a good track record with the japs, can't wait to see Nakamura get fed to BMJ.
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>>1331036
what happened to the guitar NXT lad is he still alive
oh yeah btw
>implying a nigger gets shit in a Vince white boys male theater
they havent ever had a black heavyweight champ or asian for that matter
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>>1331058
The Jobber still jobs, he's jobbing to TNAries next week actually. Also I think Jose is actually hispanic.
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>Can't wrestle
>Doesn't have the look
>Is small but doesn't have flippy shit
Why is he popular? How long will he last with Big Cass?
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>>1329594
Because he's the realest guy in the room.
>how you doin'?
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He's homegrown talent who can talk like some of the best to ever exist.
He also has The Rock tier catch phrases, he's not going anywhere.
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exactly, he's going no where ;^)
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>FIGHT FOREVER
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>This is awesome!
>NXT! NXT!
>We are awesome!
>You fucked up! You fucked up!
>Holy shit! Holy Shit!
>WHAT
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WE ARE AWESOME
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BOTCHAMANIA
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Since the brand split is happening how would you design the smackdown belt?
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