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It's going to be an indie manlet

I wouldn't be surprised if they give it to KO

They did say they have big future plans for fatass

this guy will be gone again before summerslam next year, did he really need a paycheck that bad or was he just lied to that they had big plans for him?

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>>1329314
>Spic Sheamus gets it the year after Sheamus

If it means one more person to have Roman squash, it's not out of the question I suppose.

>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Kun-KqVtI

>>1329293
>There's no holding me back, I'm not driven by fear, I'm just driven by anger and you're under attack
If only people saw the signs

>>1329297
not even close

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Asuka looks like yoshi tatsu

I actually liked the lord hentai character

Damn Nakamura is such a manlet he hides behind fucking Tajiri and looks smaller than him lmao

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

He's shitty person with decent wrestling ability that all the smarks love for some reason

>>1328810
He was the first indy darling that ever came to the wwe wasn't he?

>>1327581
What the hell is babymetal?

>>1327582

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

>>1327582
ADTR are faggy metalcore hipsters, or at least they were when I was in high school.
Never heard of the gooks, but either way it seems like they're going for some sort of bizarre counterculture thing with this new NXT

the main event is a nigger fucking Adam's mother in a cuckold match

#PushRampage

They should be using these resources to promote ICW imo.

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You can watch me skate right now lol
https://www.pitea.se/press/Webbkamera/stadsberget---webbkamera/

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Can we all agree that long boarders are the vegans of skateboarding.
Toronto-chan here. My city is being infested with penny boards, long boards and e-bikes
; ___ ;

>>1323411
>the vegans of skateboarding.

there are a lot of vegan skateboarders still.
what's an e-bike?

>>1333030
no, unlike whiny emo he actually fought

>>1333030
Hey John Morrison, hows Melina treating you?

>>1333030
He seems cool, but I think he's getting bitter with all these bootyhurt comments on Twitter about the company.
He's definitely still salty at them for his usage.

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>deano

>>1332940
2015: Year of The Rollins
2016: Year of The Reigns
2017: Year of The Ambrose

>>1332947
in your dreams carter

>>1332901
Yes, that is indeed what he came out to for his entire career when he wasn't impersonating based Miz.

>>1332920
Kek

>>1332920
This. The Miz was over, not Mizdow.

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>Weaver Shelia: John Cena hello, how are you the strongest man in the world you're the best wrestler in the world Thank you John Cena star world a special greeting from Yemen

>Kounouze Majnouna: Ilove you somutch you are my Beautifull angel iloveyou john cena

>Shahrúkh Khan: Hit Like If You Think Cena is better than Roman.

>Syed AZzi Ali: John cena bro.. When will my dream come true.....!

>Zama Duze: Cena come back i mic 2see u in action www eRaw

>Chesto General: Five start General hey Jon when u coming to Ghana

>Carsten Rioveros: Hi john i cannot wyt 2 see u on monday nyt RAW.

>Moutasem Alghabra: Islam is the best

>Muhammad Umer Khan: Hi John cent hello how are you

>Sanjay Mavskar: Jhon when you come?

>Sandz Santos: John cena is the best ever wrestler in this world.. one of my dream.. john cena i want to see in person. Huuuuu... out of loud i really really like u cena.. ur the best man.. may you always guide u and bless you... always keep safe john cena!!!

>Maryam Tahir: from 2005 too 2010 was jhon cena but sins then we have nt seen the best jhon cena and at the ofcource its the roman era

>Adlianis Fuady: I m from indonesia and love you , i respect youu..johnn
As you are the best wrestler of all in wwe..
Never give up john..

>Cena vs Reigns at Summerslam
>45 minutes of kicking out of eachothers finishers

>>1332424
>Nia Jax
>legit
Almost had me until this. That or you're a genuine dumb as fuck muh big guys shitter, in which case go to bed Kev.

>Le Drifter
>Legit

Fuck you for making me read all that shit

The average NXT hater is literally this dumb btw. Usually the same fatties who hate Reigns

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>Outlaw wrestling

>>1332409
>outlaw wrestling
ic title four way at er. nothing else has been particularly good

>outlaw wrestling
RR vs Aj at payback and RR vs aj at extreme rules

>>1332150

Dammit, amateur boxers*

Fucking autocorrect

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>>1332150
>Is there a way for me to throw effective bodyshots?
There sure is. Use your shin to hit them in the body.

>>1332188

>UFC Crocop

He and Fedor should have stayed in Japan

Their UFC/Strikeforce runs hurt their legacy with casuals