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>he doesn't walk alone

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Joshi Tube airs every Saturday at 4pm EDT / 9pm BST in /wooo/tube - http://taima.tv/r/wooo and is a great way to discover what joshi is all about. People in the chat will be able to answer questions as you ask them, as we do on this thread. But if you're ever in the mood to catch joshi outside of /Joshi/tube, there is a 24/7 Joshi stream now available to watch on TaimaTV - http://taima.tv/r/joshi

There's a variety of women's wrestling available around the world. The West features many, such as the WWE's Diva division, TNA's Knockout division, Shimmer Women Athletes SHINE Wrestling, WSU, AAA's Luchadoras, CMLL's Luchadoras, and LLF (Lucha Libre Femenil)

Eastern Promotions to watch
Stardom, JWP, Sendai Girls, GRASS ROOTS aka Ice Ribbon, OZ Academy, Pro Wrestling WAVE, SEAdLINNNG, Gatoh Move Pro Wrestling and more!
Pastebin for Joshi links: http://pastebin.com/u/NaziClown

Classic women's wrestling to watch: The Legendary AJW, classic JWP, ARISON, GAEA, & FMW's female deathmatch division, and GLOW if you want over the top female characters and promos.

Useful links:
http://www.diva-dirt.com/ - News, Gossip and rumors from the world of women's wrestling
http://enzuigiripuro.tumblr.com/ - latest results and match cards
http://www.dailymotion.com/MissDaniGermany - Dailymotion channel that uploads non-joshi women's wrestling matches at random
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHaOLRxH3tvTkPjLtO7QZPw - NO Code's Youtube uploads
http://www.pwponderings.com/category/column/ - Posts collumns of women's wrestling in "Ringbelles Roundup"
http://falconjoshi.blogspot.com/ - English language Joshi blog
http://www.dailymotion.com/Mosquitopilate1 - Dailymotion channel that uploads Joshi shows and matches by the barrel-full
https://representingpuroresu.wordpress.com/joshi-puroresu/
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/JAHMAL1111/1 - Also uploads Joshi shows and matches

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Who can stop him?

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BMJ will destroy Raw tomorrow, but do you want this?

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>unironically liking Deanetty while disliking The Big Dog

I mean, I can draw parallels between both:
>Roman has a shitty proto-Rocky character, Deanetty has a goofball """"lunatic"""" character
>Roman masks his lack of mic skills with one-liners and facial expressions, Deanetty hides his lack of mic skills with that "2relaxed4u" posture and voice
>both are presented as underdogs
>the rope rebound clothesline is just as annoying as the fist cocking
>Deanetty took hard drugs, while The Big Dog took roids (still does)
>Deanetty fell short in CZW and got into NXT, Roman fell short in football and got into NXT
>both don't have wrestling experience beyond basic drills and some gimmick-specific moves
>both had their overcome-all-odds moments

What the fuck? The only difference is that Roman has a face fit for marketing and isn't a dried up stick like Deanetty, yet somehow neckbeards yell "muh injustice, give Ambrose the belt already" at the top of their lungs.

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>"You know they say all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. So you got a 25 per cent - at best - to beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. You see, the three way at Sacrifice you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25 per cent chance and you got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. [Petey Williams schüttelt ungläubig den Kopf] But then you take my 75 per cent chance of winning if it goes one on one and then add the 66 and 2/3 per cent chance, I got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice. See, but I'm gonna break it down for you, ladies. Would you rather be with me or would you rather be with Joe?"

What did he mean by this?

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>After the Draft, I will only watch SmackDown

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>manlet
>mom hair
>weak chin
>southern hick
>wigger
>protestant
>acknowledged homo "gay community" meme - probably an undercover fag
>tna trash
>shares his finisher with taker's wife like a cuck
>meaningless flippy shit
>sounds like a sister-fisting inbred on the mic

What was Vince thinking when he hired this vanilla midget queerbait?

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Do you miss CM Punk? If he comes back, do you think he deserves the Wrestlemania Main Event?

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/asp/? This is where the big boys post, huh?

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>2016
>Americans are still fat

Why do you fat fucks like KO?

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What's his best call?

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Are guys like Big Show under-appreciated?

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You gotta admit that he's pretty good at getting boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooed!