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ITT: Let's give a CM Punk style invective pasta to everyone on the WWE roster. You get bonus points if they are an /asp/ favourite.
>Failed powerlifter
>Manlet
>Married a filthy porn star
>Allows said porn star to boss him around and hamper his career
>Wears a fake medal because he has no real accomplishments
>Pretends to be Russian because he comes from a cuck country
>Not important enough for WWE to give him a first name
>Cucked by The Rock
>Cucked by Ziggler
>Was part of the worst stable in WWE history
>Supports Lokomotiv Plovdid, a cuck team in a cuck sport, who aren't even the best team in Plovdid
>Loves Mad Max, because the first Mad Max film has only just aired in Bulgaria
>Describes himself as a 'lad' unironically, despite being in his 30s
>Literally injured his foot because he forgot to wear shoes
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Let's not. This board has enough lazy shitposting already.
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Cm punk also supported him.
Cucks know each others well.
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>>1332518
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+
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>>1332688
>Sasha's A+
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>>1332688
Kek excellent
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>Failed bodybuilder
>Weeaboo
>Pedophile
>Married a tranny with fake tits
>Puts out shit tier nigger music
>Pretends to be military to look tough
>pleb tier cereal mascot
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>fat
>ugly
>gay
>only fans are fat autistic smarks
>stupid beard
>suicidal
>generic stage name
>meme wrestler
>jobber
>injury prone
>will never be more than a henchman
>worst IC title run in history
>can't promo
>3rd fiddle behind bray and braun
>too old and will retire soon having made very little impact
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>>1335038
I am begging you to have sex
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>>1335072
le nice maymay friend
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